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So then he was all like, "Give me a lap!" And then I was all like, "Hey, Coach why don't
you give me a lap?!" And then he was all like, "You know what Blaine? I respect you."
Was it slutty of me that I gave you a hand job last night?
Hello Blaine! Hello Brittany!
Hello Saison Margeurite.
Brittany, do you have an extra, how do you say, "hair tie"?
Why do you say "how do you say" before words you clearly know how to say?
Jennifer McMinnimen says you're not even from France. You're from Montreal.
Blaine, I saw you in your American football game on Friday. You were magnifique!
Oh, actually, that was Tanner Christiansen. He's first on the depth chart. I'm second
string.
Stop trying to change the subject Saison Margeurite!
What subject?
The subject that you are not from France, but instead you are from Montreal!
That is not true. Jennifer McMinnimen cannot be trusted.
Actually, Jennifer McMinnimen hasn't told a lie since the third grade, so um, yeah,
she can be trusted, you idiot!
She's so from Montreal.
Hey, if it's ok, do you think you could give me another *** tonight?
Ugh, I guess.
Ah sweet!
But in exchange for that, you have to watch a whole of episode of Glee with me. Yay Glee!
I just realized I came over here to get my chemistry book and then I never got it, so
I came back to get it, how do you say, "now"?
"Now"...That's exactly how you say "now", Saison Margeurite. Which you clearly know
how to say because you just said it. So don't say "how do you say" before *** that you
clearly know how to say.
Ok.
Everyone knows you're from Montreal.
I should go to Chemistry class...because now I have my book.
God I hate her so much.
Oh. Hey if I watch an episode of Glee and an episode of Gossip Girl, can I get a ***
instead?
What?! That's not even a fair trade! You like Gossip Girl!
What? Huh? That's not true!
Yes it is. The only person that likes Gossip Girl more than you is *** Rachel Tice.
La la la, I love Gossip Girl so much-
Nobody's *** talking about Gossip Girl, Rachel Tice! Why don't you go eat a rolie
polie like you did in the *** third grade?!
Shut the *** up, Rachel Tice!
Hey, um, Gossip Girl's a good show.
You're not my boyfriend anymore.
I thought that it was third period, so I got my chemistry book out of my locker.
But then I got to my chemistry class, and Mr. Reynoso said to me, "Saison Margeurite,
it is not third period, but rather second period."So now I have returned to my locker
to retrieve my Algebra Two, how do you say, "book"?
God, I want to *** *** you.
Hey, Saison, do you want to go out on a date?
Oh...are you suggesting a, how do you say, menage a trois?
Really? You're really asking how to say "menage a trois"? It's a *** French word you little
***!
Actually it would just be a menage a two...ha ha. Brittany just broke up with me.
Oh, you know Blaine, my people know very much about suffering.
Oh, and what people are those? The Montrealeans?
No the people that invented the French kiss!
Bet that was better than some second rate ***.
Who the *** said my handjobs are second rate?!
Oh I don't know, everyone from Wichita to Lenexa...Jamaal Budapest, DeAndre McGee, Shaquille
Von Trapp, Connor Davarnan-
Connor Davarnan said my handjobs are second rate?! Oh when I get through with that piece
of ***, he's gonna wish his parents went through with that move to St. Louis!
And for the record, Saison Margeurite, I do not just give hand jobs! I also let boys ***
me in my ***, ok? Not my growler, but my ***. Because I am saving my virginity
for someone special. And that's not you Blaine!
What the *** is a growler?