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Hey everyone. So apparently there are actually some people out there that actually like these videos.
You have dark, twisted souls and that's what I like about you.
Nothing else though. Nothing at all. So we actually had a few more suggestions this time.
A couple were good.
And a couple were...
uh... ehhh.....
well,,,
Pst... What's a nice word for sucky? Sub-par? I'm just kidding. But really.
So we'll start with the losers. er...uh, the not...winners.
So, first up.
Ok, so, this guy put three suggestions in one comment. For me this is a no-no. Cause i'm lazy.
And you know I'm just going to use all three comments in the same video. So
the first one was:
Chick who lead guys on. This had some potential but it doesn't really have any depth.
I guess I could do a vlog on Mac's love life. But who would watch that? Too harsh?
Ok, I'll just edit that part out. So I just wasn't feeling it with that one.
Edit that part out too. No, the wink.
The second one was: Breast implants equals refund gap.
Again, not my suggestion. Ok, so let me just start off by admitting that I didn't know
what a refund gap was. So I had to ask this guy. So he explained that it's a weird
kind of cleavage sometimes leftover after a *** job. Heh, ***. ***, ***, ***.
***, ***, ***.
Bbbbbboob. Just make a whole video on me saying ***.
Refund gap.
It's ugly. Hope you liked the video. Goodbye!
No, that's not much of a vlog. I guess I could go on to say that i don't really
care that much for women with breast implants. Without going too far into detail,
I like women for who they are. Most of the things that women do to look beautiful,
are completely unnecessary. Like make-up. Women generally just use too much and
that's not just my wallet speaking. I find my wife to be gorgeous with out make-up.
But it's become the social standard. Anyway, that's not what i'm going to make the vlog about. Although,
I am realizing that I could make it about what society considers beautiful,
versus what I find it be beautiful. But no one wants to hear about that ***. So his
third one was:
Jesus! What the f**k!
Sex with incubus demons.
Sex with incubus demons. What the f**k?
What?
I mean... what?
What? Is that a fetish I don't know about?
Not. Not that I'm an expert. I totally am.
Is this... is this a fantasy of yours, Mac? Okay. Alright.
Here's the video for that.
No! I'm not doing it. Rejected. Get out of my office.
I don't... have an office.
Whee! Whee! Whee!
Quick. Give me another thing, anything, to talk about.
Beiber? No. Get me another one.
Okay, let me see if I can explain this. I don't like spinach. Mk? Not really
sure why. Cause I've never actually tried it.
But i hate it. There are just things in life that are like that. Never tried it, but you know
you don't like it. Ever been shot in the face? No.
Well, probably most of you, haven't.
But you know you don't want to try it.
Well, most of you, don't.
For me, that's Justin Beiber. Getting shot in the face is the equivilant to anything
related to Justin Beiber. Sure it may be great for some. The singer,
not getting shot in the face. But not me. I don't want to get shot in the face. Nor do I want spinach.
Nor do I want to talk about this topic anymore.
I'd like to point out that the person who suggested this last topic,
actually suggested another topic, that I really liked. But it's going to be used for a future video.
Probably.
If I get around to it. I'm not gonna do it.
So the last one:
Ok, so, yeah,
that one was kind of my own. But it isn't fully mine. Yeah, it totally is. There was a conversation going,
and it led to that sort of thing. I liked it so much I had to make a video
about it. And after realizing how much time I put towards each suggestion.
It's almost like we're all winners.
Anyway. So autocorrect has been big since the iPhone came out.
It's gotten so big that the same auto corrected texts, have been duplicated for fun.
It's to the point where when you see one that you saw like two years ago
but it's slightly worded differently, that you can help but call it fake
Fake! Fake! Fake! Fake! Fake!
Photoshop! You all take yourselves way too seriously.
What?
That is so f**king fake.
So I took to the streets, to get more about this. Okay,
I didn't take anything to the streets. But I did film some of the things that my
iPhone likes to mess up on And before I get any jokes about my phone, yes,
it's an iPhone, and yes, it has a gigantic super *** on it. It's so it doesn't catch any viruses.
Ha! Lame joke...
Damn, thanks iPhone
Don't worry about it.
Hey, so I wanted to give you guys a quick update.
For all of those who don't know, yes,
my wife is pregnant. In fact, she's going into labor right now, but I feel it's necessary to
finish this vlog first. You guys are important to me and I just want you to kno-
Get in the f**king car. What are you doing sitting on your *** and talking to ****** **** *****?
******.
Ok, I just have to edit this real quick ok?
Get the F**K!
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