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Hi I'm German, and I bet you a cologne that if you cut yourself you bleed.
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"Little pleasures of life"
Life.
Life's like a roller coaster.
Sometimes you feel good, and sometimes bad.
That's why you need to take advantage of the little details.
"The little pleasures of life".
What are the little pleasures of life?.
They're pleasures that aren't big.
For example!.
It's beautiful to be in love.
Feel butterflies and dinosaurs in your stomach.
And there's nothing more satisfying that getting a text from that person.
"I love you"
"I want to have you all night :P"
Another pleasure of life,
is to open the fridge, and that see that it has food.
We've all been rejected sometime.
BUT Squidward.
He's too beautiful to be rejected.
Bur the rest of us mortals, have been rejected.
And even if you deny it, you still feel angry.
You're left with the:
You're gonna pay, damn you.
Stupid, silly, mean..
And some people have the opportunity to get revenge.
There's nothing better than being able to say "no",
to the person who once rejected you.
Hey, I've been thinking about it,
and things with Jorge aren't going so well
and I think it was a mistake to choose him and not you.
I'm sorry for spitting on your face and hitting you in the crotch when you told me you loved me.
And well, I wanted..
wanted to know if you wanted to get back with me.
Let me say this in a way you can understand.
NO,
NO
NO!.
***.
Revenge is served in a cold plate.
But nah, I wish I could do that.
What usually happens is this:
-Hey piece of crap! -What?
I got bored of the other guy, so now I want to be with you until I get tired of you as well.
Ok!.
Another little pleasure of life,
is to find money in your pants.
I'm rich!
I'm rich!
Mom!.
Yes son?.
I'm moving out because I'm rich!
Rich.. you're not Nutella!
That *** is rich!.
If there's anything unpleasant, it's your mom.
If there's anything unpleasant is to feel hot.
And if there's anything worst,
It's to be hot when you want to sleep.
When you're like that, god damn it feels so good to do this:
So hot!.
Cool.
Turn your pillow over to feel the cool side is one of the biggest pleasures of life.
To be happy is good, it's a pleasure.
There's nothing better than just being with your friends and just laugh.
Laugh until you can't.
Until you're rolling on the floor.
Have a giggle attack.
Hi!.
Hi! how are-
Bye!.
What?
Too literal?.
Our Professors or teachers are the source of our knowledge.
And they're always right.
Shut the *** up!
***!
No, just kidding my baby.
They are alway right.
And you're wrong.
That's why
seeing that your teacher made a mistake,
and you have the opportunity to correct him.
It's.. It's..
It's..
Beautiful.
In the 15th century, men were castrated if they sucked their belly buttons, and this..
Err, excuse me mister?
Yes?.
If I'm not wrong, Man is spelled with and M and you wrote it without the M.
Oh I'm sorry, anyone can make a mist-
You ignorant old man!, you don't know how to write!.
I own you!, I own you!.
And you feel like the king of the world.
Yaaaay!.
Then, your teacher calls your parent.
They kick you out of school,
of your house,
and you go live under a bridge.
Awesome!.
Another pleasure of life,
is to be whispered in your ear.
It gives you like a...
-Hello. -Hello.
Go to hell.
Another pleasure of life,
Is to take your bra off after a long day.
I feel so comfortable and free.
I've been told.
Another pleasure is winning.
I'm not very proud of that, but I love winning.
And let the other person really know that you won.
For example.
If I'm playing a soccer game with a friend,
and I score, I try to let him know very clearly that I scored.
Come on, come on, c'mon, goal goal goal!
GOAL!!
Ugly goal..
I don't know why but they never take it very well.
And my favorite pleasure of life.
Is seeing that the person who your ex is dating,
is uglier than you.
Hi.
Hey, long time no see, how are you?.
Good, I hadn't seen you since we broke up.
Yeah, it's been a long time.
Yeah.
Are you dating anyone?.
Yeah, actually he's here.
German, this is Felipe.
Hello!.
Holy Jesus!!
Stay away you ugly beast!.
Admit it.
You wouldn't like that your ex
went out with someone who's a 1000 times hotter than you.
So you're happy with their
horribisibilness... huh?
Question!.
What little pleasures of life do you enjoy?.
Lick the yogurt's lid,
the smell of Kerosene,
going to the bathroom after holding it for hours,
I don't know.
Answer in the comments.
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Next April 25th is my birthday.
I have no idea why I told you that.
Nah, it's just that a lot of people have asked me and I wanted to answer.
Then I'll tell you how it went or what I did.
An old smelling psychological hug.
Because I'll turn another year and I'm old, I don't want to!
Nah, I'll see you next friday!
Bye bye!.