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It's a dance phenomenon made huge by a certain Miley Cyrus,
and now it's even entered the record books.
I am happy to announce a new Guinness World Record title, with a total of 350 participants...
Congratulations to Big Freedia and all the supporters here today.
The dance move has been defined by the Oxford dictionary as a "dance to popular music in
a sexually provocative manner involving thrusting hip movements and a low, squatting stance".
I am not the best twerker, but I feel like you really just have to let it go, you know,
like just let your *** really flap around and let it all hang out there. It's just,
like my necklace says, it's just *** everywhere. You gotta own it.
Just feel the beat. You feel the beat, and you let it come into your hips, and then you
pop it in and out.
Yeah, you gotta detach a little bit. People want to be connected all throughout, but you
gotta like detach. You have to pretend like your *** is just one separate being.
Hips. Thighs. Aaaa- Butt, butt. Not ***, it's butt.
It's a whole body thing. You feel it all in your body. You wind up moving your whole body.
And although many Miley fans may think she invented the move, it actually first started
in the 90s in the Southern part of the United States. And Big Freedia wasn't letting the
20 year old pop star take her crown.
Yes, she has, and I thank her for that, but the ambassador of twerking is here to take
over the throne.
One might think twerking is just for the young, but this grandma shows anyone can move their
***.
It was a wonderful experience today. I went to buy sheets in Macy's, and they let me in,
and I'm just dancing my life away here. It's just great.
Luckily though, emergency crews were on hand just in case any hips were popped out of place.