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LISA SCHWARTZ: Hey, you guys.
My name's Lisa Schwartz.
I am lisbug on YouTube.
I'm a comedienne and a reality TV buff.
BOBBY NEWBERRY: Oh, is the clinking too much?
Just make sure we hold these really still, I guess.
Hi, I'm Bobby Newberry.
I'm a choreographer, TV personality, video ***, and
fashionista.
And I'm here to hang out with this one and watch the show.
LISA SCHWARTZ: We're so excited.
BOBBY NEWBERRY: So excited.
Max and Hope.
Her body was ridiculous.
She has the come [BLEEP]
me muscles right here.
LEN GOODMAN: Booyakasha.
BOBBY NEWBERRY: Boo-wakasha, whatever he had to say.
LISA SCHWARTZ: As Len would say.
LEN GOODMAN: Booyakasha.
LISA SCHWARTZ: Who the hell is that guy?
Where'd they find him?
The stage and the whole opening, it's very '70s ***
cruise ship.
Boo-akasha.
BOBBY NEWBERRY: Kristin Cavallari and Mark Ballas.
BOTH: Loved it!
LISA SCHWARTZ: We loved it!
Kristin brought it.
BOBBY NEWBERRY: Kristin brought it.
LISA SCHWARTZ: A little bit like this, though.
Aah!
ANNOUNCER: Dancing the jive, David Arquette and his partner
Kym Johnson.
BOBBY NEWBERRY: (ITALIAN ACCENT) I loved the way that
you came out to dance tonight.
LISA SCHWARTZ: He was sweaty and skinny and weird, but I
liked his gold pants.
You kinda have a little thing for him.
BOBBY NEWBERRY: I mean, you always love a bad boy.
LISA SCHWARTZ: And his partner was kinda sassy, Kym.
BOBBY NEWBERRY: Elisabetta and Val.
I think that their whole package turned me off.
LISA SCHWARTZ: Rob, it's official!
You a better dancer than Kim Kardashian!
You got the dancing gene!
You got it!
BOBBY NEWBERRY: But you know what?
His lines were really strong.
Every time he hit something, he looks great.
LISA SCHWARTZ: He got that kick!
And then Kim's mom was like, yay!
And Kim's dad was like, (SOBS).
BOBBY NEWBERRY: Go Ricki!
Go Ricki!
Hey Ricki!
LISA SCHWARTZ: There was a lot of gyration.
I think he might have put it in her at one point.
Chynna and Tony.
They were awesome.
I smiled the whole time.
During rehearsal, she kept going, oh fudge!
CHYNNA PHILLIPS: Fudgesicles!
BOBBY NEWBERRY: Skittles!
LISA SCHWARTZ: Lollipops!
CHYNNA PHILLIPS: Sorry, Jesus.
I have to curse.
BOBBY NEWBERRY: Brownie bits!
LISA SCHWARTZ: Snickers!
BOTH: Nancy, not so graceful.
BOBBY NEWBERRY: You know what?
I hated her rehearsal stuff.
I thought she was so unprofessional.
TRISTAN MACMANUS: I want you to show me.
NANCY GRACE: No.
TRISTAN MACMANUS: You've done it enough times.
I want you to show me.
NANCY GRACE: No.
BOBBY NEWBERRY: And she was like, just on a bad E pill.
LISA SCHWARTZ: Just hold me.
Hold me, Tristan.
BOBBY NEWBERRY: Hold me, Tristan.
LISA SCHWARTZ: Just hold me.
BOTH: JR and Karina.
LISA SCHWARTZ: It was a good way to end the show.
BOBBY NEWBERRY: I thought they were amazing.
The energy when they were hitting everything was so
sharp, and it was fun.
He had a really good suspender strip move
where they come off.
It was really hot.
LISA SCHWARTZ: I was hoping the pants were gonna drop.
It was like they were Mario and Luigi or two guys making
pizza or those guys from the '30s.
It was a good show.
BOBBY NEWBERRY: Really good show.
I think my least favorite was Elisabetta, for sure.
LISA SCHWARTZ: (ITALIAN ACCENT) I didn't want to be in
kindergarten, and I don't want to be here now.
BOTH: Go Ricki!
Go Ricki!
Go Ricki!
(SINGING) Thanks for tuning in to FYI!