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As the lift-full of enemies came down towards him, Sam panicked. What could a manly man
do against such reckless hate? He pictured himself mowing down the two lowly paid security
guards, before coming to his senses. No, he MUST do this bit without killing any one.
Or at worst, one. He hid in the side room and relied on the
developers giving him a window of opportunity. They did, and Sam rushed for the elevator.
But this was hard mode! The elevator put up a fight as Sam frantically jammed the buttons.
Eventually it gave in to his manly assault and he proceeded to the next area.
Sam encountered a beautiful, Deus-Ex pee stained room full of lighting effects and unexpected
traps. He tried a door. It was locked. In fact, they all were... but not for long, as
a bad guy came a-walking into the corridor. Sam hid with plenty of time to spare but was
seen any way. Fortunately he was able to close the door and the stupid guard couldn't find
him. Sam used this as an opportunity to sneak through an otherwise locked door and into
the next area. Seriously, this place probably gets broken in to on a daily basis.
Three enemies in one room was not to be sniffed at. It took all of Sam's wits to think up
a cunning plan. Just kidding, he stuck to the shadows and avoided this area entirely.
He carried on till he got to a dark storage cupboard, probably his favourite sort of place.
Sam has a long and troubled past, you see. He grabbed supplies and headed to the roof.
Trouble was, he didn't know where to go. There were no doors, and no areas leading to previously
inaccessible rooms. Fortunately when checking out the video of the first part of his infiltration
on youtube earlier he was made aware of a rappelling move that he could use. Ohhh, that
explains why he had an extra coil of rope down his trousers today! As opposed to the
usual one, cos... like, he's super hung. And... and it's like a rope. But not normally as
floppy. (Trails off) Never mind. He climbed down the side of the building and
assessed the situation. Well... since it was established earlier that 'No, he MUST do this
bit without killing any one. Or at worst, one.', he decided that this was the one and
he shot him IN THE FACE, breaking the window at the same time. Because he's amazing. Unfortunately
ragdoll physics weren't invented for another couple of years and the body lay there awkwardly.
Sadly the alarm was raised after hacking the computer, so he tried dumping the body out
of the window again but messed it up even more and he himself fell out in the process
as the three baddies he masterfully avoided in the first place came in to look for him.
It was an incredibly awkward moment as Sam dangled there, caught with his pants down
as vulnerable as a naked child out of an aeroplane window. Hmmm... broken window. Dangling rope.
Dead person lying there... fortunately they didn't find this suspicious and left the room
again. Or maybe they just didn't like their fallen comrade. Either way, Sam stuck some
fingers up at their security by fraping everybody then heading off to the exit zone.
Well done, Sam! You escaped without activating the alarm. Have this scripted alarm sequence
as a reward. Run, Sam! You've already reached your killing quota for today.
Sam hang there for a good while, unsure of what to do. He was a long way up and seemed
to be surrounded. It sounded as though there was a firefight going on ahead. He bravely
jumped (after quicksaving, just to be sure) and ran into a strangely familiar car park.
It was a terrifying journey, as he was unsure of what lay ahead. He got to the dead bodies,
army-rolled around the corner and SHOT the survivor. Head office didn't like that Sam
had broken his earlier promise 'No, he MUST do this bit without killing any one. Or at
worst, one.' - or perhaps just because he had shot a good guy. Sam did it again but
without killing him this time and was congratulated on a good job well done.
Sam breathed a sigh of relief as he finally felt that he had done a good job. He prepared
himself for the adventures that lay ahead of him, all the while awkwardly staring at
his mate's crotch. On the next attested development, Sam admires
the first ever pixel-shaded water and finds out the hard way that he can't swim.