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'Sam, the Blacklist is about to start upstairs! If you were invited, what's your favourite
position?' 'Inside, making sure I'm not followed. Where
is the party taking place?' 'Best bet is a secure interrogation room,
top floor, South side. You're not invited though.'
Screw that, I'm going to stop this episode of the Blacklist. It's NOT FAIR that I wasn't
invited.' 'Copy that.'
Sam made his way through the police station, which was now home to the epic *** named
the blacklist. The screams of ecstasy grew louder as he progressed through the shadows,
keeping a low profile. This was Sam's opportunity to get some of the action.
The wait for the guard as he slowly shuffled down the corridor was unbearable. People began
to lose interest in the video. They started unsubscribing. The audience retention hit
an all-time low. All was almost lost, when suddenly...
With the guard guarding no more, Sam was free to continue. The stairs were in sight.
Sam had to lure the armed enemy of one from his all-seeing post... and how better than
to speak seductively to him? Poor Sam. Even a rookie guard couldn't be
charmed, and the bullets began raining down on Sam's location. Any sort of plan went out
of the window as Sam flew up the flight of stairs. What would await him yonder?
'One more time... then it's my go.' 'I told you it has nothing to do with you.
Nothing, I swear to G- ARGHHHH' 'So... you are saying that we are not sexy
enough to be in the Blacklist, is that it? 'No. I'm not saying that... no no no... no
no no... all I'm saying, is-' 'You enjoy this too much.'
'I thought you wanted me to.' 'Yes but it makes this torture look fake.'
Sam watched enviously from the other side of the glass. He was going to put a stop to
this silly business. A bullet was too good for this dominator.
Sam gave him a slap to the balls that he wouldn't remember in a hurry. AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY.
'Now it's my turn to pleasure you!' 'N-no... I'm good, I promise... please...
just give me a chance.' Kobin paused. It was actually quite ***...
but he wouldn't tell Sam that. 'Is that what you'd like me to do, you BAD BAD BOY?!'
Unfortunately for Sam, the guardians of the Blacklist were on their way to stop his little
intervention. Kobin couldn't contain his feelings any longer.
He was in love. But this wasn't the time. As much as Sam wanted
this, there were real enemies with real bullets heading his way. It was time to runaway!!!
Sam messily disposed of the two guards in-front of him. He noticed the third and FINAL person.
Eliminate him and he could get out of here! W-wait, NO Sam! Don't try and show off- oh
well done. You've really done it now... reinforcements are on their way.
Sam was in the middle of a hostile country with the only man who ever loved him, and
enemies were about to invade. Was this it? Was this the end of Sam?
It was oddly quiet. The enemy was not where Sam expected him to be. Was he going to be
ambushed from the rear? Were they going to go echelon-left formation on his ***? Sam
saw his literal window of opportunity and thought that perhaps they could escape before
the inevitable blood-bath. But no. Sam had to destroy another family
as the bad guy was preventing him from triggering the cut-scene!
...Gah. Time for
Sam's hardest battle yet. He was outflanked but dealt with it professionally.
The guards were surprisingly stupid. Perhaps this was because the room was almost pitch
black. This was it. Freedom was so close that he
could taste the happy ever after. 'Are you kidding me? I'm not even wearing
shoes!' 'Soon you'll be wearing even less.'
'Now is the time.' 'What the- the hell, man?'
'Grab on.' 'I think you've got the wrong idea... it's
to escape.' 'See you at the bottom.'
'I've finally found my true love.' 'Kobin, I'm cominggg!'
'Uh no. This one's MINE' 'W-Wait! NO you can't do this to me! Now is
my time to be happy!' 'NOOOooooooooo'
And so concludes Sam's Blacklist mission. His true love was captured by his traitorous
team and he was left alone again. Poor, poor Sam.
If you liked this video, then why not check out Sam's adventures from the first game,
another series of videos by the CUBICLE BROTHERS.