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Well, what's the story?
Here...
Why are these playgrounds in the city always empty?
So are the pubs, whole housing estates.
What do you want me to do about it?
People are not allowed out to play anymore.
Blame them...
Here, What's the story with that?
This apparatus Here...
...tada
The TAAAAAA DDDDAAAAAA?
Sorry, the what?
Look, It's TO SHOW THOSE OF BLOODSUCKERS, Leeches.
I was thinking to dress up symbolic as Ireland and charging people to check under my skirt for oil.
What's the going rate for dignity?
Less than minimum wage.
Crises it is.
Another emerging terribly sad, very poor event.
A...?
Criss-E. Like in a...?
...Syria, or e...?
"I" RACKINSTAN?
Fighting is bad. In General like,
Like the North. North of anywhere really.
Couple of mad hooers out there in North Korea alright.
Fixing phones and breaking bones.
That's a tiny bit racist. No?
I'm not racist, am I?
How you can be a tiny bit racist?
In the same way politicians can be a little bit corrupt.
D'ya know all the money that was collected for live aid?
Statistically, per population, the Irish Gave like a trillion pound and loads of Homestead firelighters.
Has to be a few bob left over,
Good Karma and all that,
Where did it all go too?
The same place the money for the black babies went, to all the Africans with the pot bellies I'd imagine.
That's what Im saying why doesn't Geldof do a whip around?
Oh yea, like a leaving do, since we're leaving the EU anyway.
Why would he give a ***?
A little bit Compassion.
Hold on, so Him and Bono, jump in the Bono Copter...
out in TRACY ISLAND out in Dalkey or Killarney,
and drop in some compassioniary aid, is it ?
or?
and its just idea...
How about they say something...
anything...
about their own country for a change.
Always with the big words they are.
Pontificatory there... Popped in there. In my head.
I dont know where that came from?
It kind of reminds me few years ago when posh relatives came for Christmas
and they asked me what I want from Santa
and I said that next year I want get a ***.
I was ambitious little *** back then,
but I didn't tho. What I actually wanted was a condo. You know like they use to have in Dallas.
Dallas...
Did yis have Dallas? Do Culchies have televisions?
Funny ***.
I do often wonder, you know,
why there is load of *** tho on the streets?
It is LOAD of ***. Fact.
Why is there different words for the same words,
like *** and ***.
Jez your on a roll now.
Sometimes people need things simplified for them so that they can understand,
remember like when your mother cuts up your sausages so you don't choke on them
here comes the aeroplane... Zerrrroooommmmm.....
You stop it you, I would hop off you.
Its funny the way Germans say scheisse.
It's nearly the same like in English, nearly!
I like that, and houses.
*** houses, german *** houses.
Did they call people *** house in Germany, do they?
Only yer wan Mer-kill, I say.
Germans say a lot of things, they do. Gas they are.
I ll tell you one thing, If a power mad German told you to walk into a large room with the lights off you wouldn't, would you.
Sure I wouldn't, no way.
I do ofte get confused here, you know.
It's nice at all.
Seeing all different faces and limps and all...
Dont get me wrong, but...
I dont fell part of it, I dont participate.
Yes, don't really know what the *** is going on like?
Let's do something about it, go to the government then.
Act the bollix, tell them who's the boss,
take the them down to Chinatown...
To Parnell street?
Having said that they do have some really nice cheap restaurants down there.
Lets fix their wagons allright.
Ah heere, It'll be a bit of a walk there though, There are lots of fresh blood around here.
We want hang around outside 2 Euro shop or something?
Sound as a euro.
Its not tho is it? Which?
The euro, the nEuros ***, as far as I am aware.
Pound It wasn't broke, why'd they bother there bollix fixing it.
Because some people get board of things and throw them away after a while.
Suck all the life out of people,
They ll regret it later...Like a *** coolpop.
You remember? Would you let me *** finish?
Pay monkeys get nuts.
I have an idea to get the country going again.
Bring down the price of beer?
Mind reader, wait no, eh?
I'm confused again.
I know now, follow me!
Its been one of those decades. CELTIC TIGERS IN A GERMAN ZOO WE ARE.
Caged in, Hands tied behind our back and every *** and look at us.
What's the story?