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[Macarena music playing] [Door opens and closes]
Hi.
What're you doing out here?
I'm not really a big fan of weddings, so I thought I'd get some air.
>> Some air? It's freezing out here. >> It's not that bad.
[Loud laughing]
Sounds fun in there. What do you say we go inside?
I'm okay. There are some people in there I'm not really crazy about seeing right now.
>> Such as? >> My ex.
>> Your ex? >> He's the groom. >> Ah.
I'm super happy for him though.
Because that makes sense, right? To invite your ex to your wedding because you're a *** ***.
So what are you doing here then, at the wedding, I mean?
I'm here to catch the bouquet, give them the figurative middle finger.
The literal one too if I get drunk enough.
So let's go catch the bouquet.
We can get out of the cold. I can push some bridesmaids out of the way for you...
It's not even close to being time yet. They have to play the Macarena at least two more times before she throws it.
I'll wait out here. I don't mind being alone.
>> Then let's dance the Macarena. >> No, I'm okay. Thank you though.
Okay, I guess I'll just have to keep you company out here then.
>> You don't have to do that. >> I don't mind.
>> No, reallly, it's not- >> So how ugly was that bride's dress?
>> You don't have to- >> I'd give it like a two.
Yeah, it's pretty hideous.
And his tux, what the hell was he thinking?
>> What's that thing around his waist? >> I think it's called a cumberbun.
It makes him look like he gained twenty pounds.
Want to go inside and make fun of the cake?
No, I really am alright out here.
Ok.
[Door opens] [Macarena ends]
Are you sure? We can dance if you don't want to mock people.
I'm not ready to go in just yet. You have fun though.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm sure.
Hi.
You're still here.
Yeah. They're about to throw the bouquet in a couple minutes.
They are?
The offer for pushing some bridesmaids out of the way still stands...
How much longer til she throws it?
One more song.