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[upbeat theme music playing]
-Annoying Orange is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
-[laughs]
Ooh, hey, hey I got one!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
-I don't know, why?
-Because the egg "rolled". [laughs]
-Yeah, like I haven't heard that before.
-Get it? Egg rolled? [laughs]
-Whoa, hey, what's going on?
[screams]
-Where he has gone, no fruit may follow.
-Huh?
-Well at least not for a couple hours. [chuckles]
-Whoa, you're a talking, uh, thingamajig.
-No. No I'm not.
-Yeah, ya are. You're talking right now.
-No, not that. I'm a--
-Hey, hey Thingamajig,
your face looks like a flower.
-What?
-Yeah, like "two lips". [laughs]
-That's just... no
no, I'm a fortune cookie.
-Fortune? Wow.
You're like a sugar daddy. [laughs]
-Not money "fortune",
"fortune" like fortune teller.
-Sweet, read my palm. Read my palm.
-Uh... you don't have any.
-Aw. What a "jip-sy". [laughs]
-Ugh...
-So hey, what's gonna happen now?
-What do you mean?
-I thought you could tell the future.
-Well, it's not always like that.
-Hey, hey, what am I going to say now?
-I don't know.
-Wrong. I was gonna say-- [babbles tongue]
[burps, laughs]
-Shut up!
-Ooh, what am I going to say now?
-You're an idiot.
-Nope, I was gonna say-- [babbling tongue]
-Okay, I get it. Just stop already.
-Hey, hey! Are you related to Ms. Fortune Cookie?
-Ms. Fortune Cookie?
Who's Ms. Fortune Cookie?
-So you're gonna get cut in half
and you're gonna get crushed by an anvil
and you're gonna get fruit flies.
[fruits scream]
-Yeah, she's not very popular.
-Oh, don't worry.
She's about to go to pieces.
-Excuse me? [shrieks]
-Whoa, I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles. [laughs]
Hey, what's that?
-Oh, that's a fortune.
-Wow, I thought it'd be bigger. [laughs]
-[groans]
-Hey, what's it say?
-"Thumb"?
But that doesn't make any sense.
-What's the matter?
Can't put your finger on it? [laughs]
-Weird. Maybe it was a dud.
-Nah, I'm pretty sure she was a cookie. [laughs]
-Oh, shut up.
-Hey, I thought you were supposed to be a sweet talker. [laughs]
-[growls]
Seriously, I don't wanna hear another peep out of you, okay?
-Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Fortune Cookie.
-What?
-Thumb.
-Aah!
-Whoa, got milk? [laughs]
Ooh, ow.
And that's why you never pick up a hitchhiker. [laughs]
-Ow! This really hurts!
-Whoa, Apple! You're still alive.
-Yeah, it's just a peel wound.
I'll be fine.
Hey, what's that?
-Oh, it's a fortune.
-Really? Well, what's it say?
-"Knife."
-Oh, I wonder what that means.
Ah!
[applause]
Captioned by SpongeSebastian