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To Duck or not To Duck [ducks quacking] [gunshot] [humming] [gunshot] Duck shot. [laughs] [gunshot] More duck shot. Confidentially, those hunters couldn't hit the broad side of a duck....
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Corny-gie Hall Presents A Corny Concerto Greetings, music lovers. [laughs] First, we will hear a waltz written by Johann Strauss. [laughs] And as we hear the rhythmic strains of the haunting refrain,...
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-[flutters lips] [sighs] It's kinda lonely in here all by myself. Hmm... Oh... -[muffled noises] -Hey, what's that? -Whoa! Hello, that was fun. [laughs] -Hey, you're an orange!...
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- Like the smell of fresh rain or somethin'. - Mmm. Suck me, beautiful. What did you just say? - Suck me, beautiful. - [Laughs] My friends call me "'Nova," as in...
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[SGSA Theme plays] [Jack:] What classification of animals are dinosaurs? Uh...[Buzzer] Let's see. [Jack:] I'll have to call for your answer. Plistasistrians. [Audience laughs] [Jack:]...
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[SGSA theme music] [Bob]: Next question, girls. What will your husband say is his favorite thing to squeeze in the supermarket? Jean. I'd say his meat. [Bob]: Pardon? His meat. [Audience...
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[SGSA theme music] ...people to name... [Buzzer] Orla. Wheels. [Audience laughs] [Les]: Isn't that called a bike? [Audience laughs] An erection. [Audience laughs] Things a man gets?...
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[SGSA theme music] Cuckoo (blank). Cuckoo, Fran and Ollie. [Everyone laughs] [Audience laughter drowns out Gene's speech] [Richard]: Give me a slang name for policeman. Dick! [Audience laughs]...
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[SGSA theme music] [Wheel of Fortune toss-up music] [Buzzer] [Pat]: Greg. Er, AN ACE OF KIDNEYS. [Audience laughs] [Bob]: Next question, ladies. 25 point boner...bonus question! [Everyone laughs and...
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[SGSA theme music] [Bill]: What E would a doctor be examining if he were using an otoscope? Ear? [Bill]: Nope. The ear. That's what I said. [Bill]: Oh, I thought you said liver. [Everyone...
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