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- So, it's Ellie. - What the ***? Are you serious?
This is a den of testosterone.
You can't invite a girl to a place like this!
I'm gonna buzz her in.
I'm gonna be sitting here being like "I've to fart but I can't right now."
She'd better have some hot friends. Open the door. I don't care.
I'm getting wasted.
- Is that ice cream? - Yeah.
- Give it to me. - No! I need it.
- My girl broke up with me. - Are you Bridget Jones?
- Give it to me. - Back up.
No one gets ice cream! We're going out.
If you're single, we're staying single too.
- You guys want a mint? - That's a weird mint.
It's a *** pill.
You got 4 h to drink like Keith Richards and still get hard.
I think I took too much ***. I got to take a leak.
- Hey, just get horizontal. - Get horizontal?
This is the stupidest idea I've ever...
Wait, bro, it's actually working!
Yeah, I know. Of course it is.
That girl is staring at you at the end of the bar.
I was so not gonna do that. I was gonna make you wait like 40 days.
I was gonna make you wait too.
Then I realized... I'm a dude.
We're shouldn't see them more than twice a week.
You're seeing her twice a day!
That's some "girlfriend" ***.
Some, "I have a girlfriend" ***.
What's the deal with you and Chelsea?
What are you doing here?
- What the ***? - What the ***?!
- It's doesn't mean what you think. - Yeah?
What does our relationship means to you?
You guys are in a relationship?
I've been trying to pretend that things haven't changed.
Come here.
- Do not hug me with no pants. - You're right, respect.
I love how she laugh, how we fit together in bed.
- Our crotches line up perfectly. - That's really good!
- I love that! - I love that either!
- So run and tell her that! - I am doing it!
Man, you're doing it! Oh, ***!
Dude!
I don't know what to do. Help me.
- Where's she? - Up town in some dress-up party.
Well, then, you're gonna be the guy who dresses up.
So, it's a different kind of dress-up party.
- What are you wearing? - Rock out.
With, um... It's not my real ***, though...
Clearly.
So, these are my parents.
I'm just gonna pretend this is not happening. Hi.
It's a cocktail!