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Once upon a time
Somewhere in the Calabash mountain
A snake spirit lay under a rock
One day
A careless pangolin happened to drill a hole under the mountain, and the snake spirit slipped away
An old man passing by saved the pangolin under the rock
and acquired seven-colored calabash seeds
According to the pangolin
By planting and raising the calabash, one can exterminate the demon
The old man took the seeds home
Soon, different calabashes of seven colors bloomed
Soon, the snake spirit heard the news
Reporting, your majesty
How many times do I have to tell you
Don't call me your majesty
Call me my queen!
Sorry
Don't get us wrong
It's completely different from the story you think it is
One Hundred Thousand Sarcastic Stories
Episode Calabash (1)
How many times do I have to tell you
Don't call me your majesty
Call me my queen!
Yes your majesty
Reporting your majesty
The house of the old man is right in front of us
And then
One windy night without moon
Grandpa
Oji-chan
Your majesty
I said call me my queen
Yes your majesty
But why do you just take this guy with you, what about the calabashes
You don't know anything, do you
There's a saying that you must catch the boss first
How about some learning
Many days have passed since the old man was kidnapped
The calabashes
matured
and finally
Big Brother is born!
Hear me, ototos
Relax shiro
Oni-san will bring back your oji-chan no matter what
Saa iko
Hey, he's using nihongo again, that weaboo
And his calabash peel didn't even split completely
It's okay, right? There's no problem, right?
Damn, I have a bad feeling about this
Across the mountains and beyond the valleys
Big brother finally arrived in the valley of the Snake spirit
I finally found your hideout, you snake demon
Hayaku give me my oji-chan back
And I won't kill you
It's a calabash monster
Your majesty, we are monsters too
Kuso, it seems that discussions won't solve this
Hey we didn't even say anything yet
Naraba shine! I will exterminate you without exceptions
Listen to people when they're speaking, man
We didn't even say our opinions, man
I will use my greatest ability to deal with you
Grow bigger
Magnification
Completed
Only his head grew, it's so gross
Hahahaha
You're scared
Scared my ***
It's a bit heavy all right
Hey quit showing off, you're going to drop it hey
But I don't care a bit
This amount of weight is nothing
His neck broke, somebody help
Big brother - Idiot
In that moment, up on a mountain, thousands of kilometers away...
That stupid weaboo brother of mine
Why didn't he wait for me to come by
He didn't even imagine how many talents I have
Second brother is also born
It seems like that I have to go save him again
That snake spirit thing, she didn't seem like a big deal when I saw her in front of grandpa
My eyes are invincible
They can see landscapes thousands of kilometers away
They can emit lightning
They can even see through things
If I see through hundreds of kilometers
The situation the enemies, wherever they are
cannot escape my eyes...
Boys, bring that big-headed guy in
Yes
Second brother - idiot
And then...
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