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What's this ugly lump? Hey, put that down! I made it in pottery class.
What's it supposed to be: your ***? SuperF***ers!
Oh, Grotus. (kissing noises)
Cute little Grotus. You're
such a snoogly little cutie! Ewwww. That's just so wrong. You need to stop
molesting that sick sack of **** and find a boyfriend. Before it's too late.
Why would I want a stupid boyfriend? Boys suck. Bwee!!
Awww, not you silly! (kissing sounds)
Oh puke me! PUKE!
Faaaaaa-cucumber. Fine. Have fun stinking so bad that no one
could ever love you anyway. Awwww Hell! The part that really sucks is
that she's right. No boy ever COULD love me. But **** it, I guess. Right Grotus?
Bweepa! Oh Vortex! There you are. Your **** got stuck
in the couch again? Yup. Go away.
No, man. If you can pull free,
we really need your help. Yeah, right.
IT'S AN EMERGENCY!!
SERIOUSLY. We need you to open up a VORTEX in space time for us.
I'm sure I'll regret asking...but...Why do you need a Vortex?
SO WE CAN STICK OUR
****S IN IT! HUH! MEATBALLS!
GRRRRRR. Oh my ****ing God! That was forkin' CLASSIC
high five material. Solid Gold Brother!
If I had a blog or
something I'd smear that **** all over it.
I hate my stupid life.
Oh...Hey Vortex.
Are you using--
GOD! WHAT NOW! ****!!!
What the hell! You don't have to be a prick.
Look,
I didn't mean to yell at you. I just want to be left alone to lie on the couch and slowly
DIE. Could you let me do that?
Oh, Okay... well... But... But... BUTT!
(music) I notice that you're quite depressed. And you can't get off the couch. But I also
notice something else. And I just gotta let it out!
You've got a cute rump. Ba dump Ba dump. You've got a cute, cute rump. You've got a cute rump. Ba dump Ba dump. You've got a CUTE, CUTE RUMP!
What?
Aah...Was I singing? That wasn't me. I must've swallowed a radio. I better see a doctor.
Bye Bye. Stupid, stupid, stupid, ***! Huh? Well...That was interesting.
Stupid. Doopid. Poopid.
I'm flushing my head down the toilet because no one will ever love me.
Blee! Well, that's sweet of you. But alas...
(music)
I'm the last of the unlovable, unlovable ones, the last of the unlovable, unlovable ones.
Let me flush my head down the toilet. Sweeop! No, don't try and spoil it. Let me flush my stupid...brains... Away.
Flush away the pain.
Blee!
Oh...uh...Hey Grotessa. How's it, um...Howzithanging?
Wha! Vortex! How long have you been standing
there? I wasn't...I WASN'T SINGING! OK!?
Okay...but...but... BUTT. You're actually ummm...
You're actually a pretty cool singer.
What?! I AM?
Yeah...and...um um uh uh...
And and and and what what WHAT!? Stop stammering you ***. I'm trying to kill myself.
Your rump is pretty cute too. Blee!
(music) We got cute rump ba dump ba bumps. We got
CUTE, CUTE, RUMPS!
We got cute rump, ba Dump Ba dumps. We got CUTE, CUTE, RUMPS!
Hangover!
Jack Krak is the mother****er!