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Look at all that sweat. Just from you talking, you ***.
(Laughter)
---your face.
Oh, my god. You're so fat!
(Laughter)
Yo! Yo!
Karen, why do you have so many wrinkles?
You *** ***.
Karen, you're fat!
You're so fat!
You take up, like, the whole entire seat.
Awww! No! Put those--
Oh, my god! Your glasses are foggy from your freaking sweat, you ***.
Dude, put those glasses back on. I can't stand looking at your face.
If you *** look into our eyes, we're gonna turn into stone.
Karen, put those sunglasses back on.
Freaking looking like a troll.
You *** ***. Look at all this flab right here.
Don't make fun of my flab. What size are your shirts?
Unless you have something nice to say, don't say anything at all.
How 'bout you shut the *** up?
(Laughter)
Her gum is brown, from her freakin'--
Probably her breath smells so bad, it's brown. I know.
Dude, look at her ***, ugly-*** earrings.
*** cornrows.
(Laughter)
Luis, are you going to set up the--
Your teeth are so pink.
You can *** see the sweat dripping down her face. I know.
What a ***. Karen, are you sweating?
Karen!
Karen, are you sweating? Oh my god, look at her fingernails. They're *** gross.
You're not sweating.
Look at her fingernails. Why is there water on your face?
I'm crying.
Why are you--
You're crying over your eyes, you ***?
Yeah, you're crying right here?
I'm crying all over.
Yeah.
Yeah, she probably misses her box of Twinkies.
That's true. (Laughter)
Heh! That's true!
Karen, do you miss your Twinkies?
Karen, do you miss your Twinkies?
You miss your Twinkies?
You guys, she freakin' shoves the Twinkies up her ***.
(Laughter)
In -- why-- *** is illegal.
(Laughter)
You like whip cream?
Don't say it!
You guys are getting..sucks--
It gets like--
Wait, are you videoing?
Shhhh! Shutup!
Yeah, Brandon, shut up!
You're such a ***.
But why wouldn't you let me look at the book?
You wanna look at it?
Yeah, nobody wants you to touch our books, you ***!
You're too selfish!
You just touched your freaking sweat, you ***!
Very selfish!
Shut the hell up, you old ***! What?
(Laughter)
Josh has a yearbook. (mocking voice) What?
Why don't you guys get up and... Shut the *** up.
Look at this.
Look at this, You want this? Awww, too bad.
(Laughter) ***.
(Laughter)
Your reflexes are so slow, you freaking ***.
You have reflexes like an elephant.
Maybe she is an elephant. She's like, she's like...
Oooohhhh!!!!
You're probably sweating, sweat from that.
I don't want her to freaking touch my yearbook.
She's gonna get her freaking sweat all over it.
She's probably gonna get grease stains all over it.
She's probably gonna finger herself when she looks at it.
....awww....all the way down.
She's gonna pick out which kid she's gonna *** next. (Laughter)
Noogie wants smush smush.
Karen wants ***.
(Laughter) Oh wait, she already got one.
Karen, do you have ***?
Oh, boy am I glad this year's over.
(Laughter)
(Laughter) *** hearing aid.
Karen, where the hell do you get your glasses?
I'll make sure I don't get you guys again.
Well, I wonder if we could egg your house.
You could get somebody that-- Your freaking house is probably ***.
Yeah, she lives in a *** trailer.
I know.
Lives in easy.
Where do you--where do you live, Karen?
What's your address?
Like, what neighborhood?
What neighborhood? What's your address?
Oh, yeah, right!
(mocking voice) Oh, yeah, right!
What neighborhood? Where do you live by?
Where do you live by?
I would never tell you where I--
What's your address, so I can freaking *** all over your door?
I'm not gonna tell you--
(Laughter)
I'm gonna *** take a crap in your mouth. (Laughter)
How 'bout when you know I freaking *** in your mouth?
(Laughter)
I'm gonna *** break into your house and then steal everything.
I'm gonna ***-- Oh, wait, there's nothing to steal.
I'm gonna *** in a brown bag and light it on fire on your porch.
It smells delicious. Karen! Karen!
Karen!
***!
(Laughter)
Arm flab. (Laughter)
Look at that ***.
Feels like it was--
(Laughter)
(Laughter)
***.
It *** jiggled.
(Laughter)
Wesley, why would you touch her?
I don't know.
Oh! Don't touch her.
Karen! What, me?
Yeah! He touched you.
That was John.
No, it wasn't.
You freaking just touched her arm flab.
Ooooh. Gross. Ooooh.
It's probably all stinky and smelly.
I know. This book's infected now.
Karen, do you put like a whole pack of deodorant under your armpit?
(Laughter)
She probably *** eats deodorant. 'Cause she can't afford real food.
What are we doing?
Your mom! (Laughter)
Old lady's dead!
Sounded like you in a few years, you old ***!
She's gonna die of *** diabetes, cause she's so damn fat.
Why don't--why don't you take everybody else's picture?
Shut up with your fake, fake gold.
Fake gold. That's *** plastic.
What are you looking at?
'Cause you're ugly.
What, ***?
Oh my god! You're such a *** troll!
Karen, what size bra are you? Triple "Z?" (Laughter)
Triple sag?
What size bra are you?
Triple sag?
Triple sag.
Triple "Z."
Look at her *** stomach.
What are you like--
You ***-- Quit it!
You're a troll.
You're a troll.
You're a troll.
You old troll.
Ugly.
(Laughter)
You seen--you ever seen-- Where'd you get that?
Ohhh! She's getting out the--! Ohh!!
Go ahead! Pull it out. Pull it out.
How 'bout I bring my knife and *** cut you?
Pull it out. Pull it out.
It probably wouldn't even go through all that flab.
Dude I'm gonna *** stab--
I'm gonna have all my knife out right there.
If I stab you--
I'll pull out my banana.
If I stabbed you in the stomach...
...and ***, my knife would go through you like butter, 'cause it's all *** watery.
(Laughter)
When I cut you, all your fat's gonna be hanging out.
When I cut you, like, the whole value meal's gonna be coming out of McDonald's.
There's be gonna be ***, Big Macs flying out of your stomach, you ***.
It's gonna be like, umm....
(unintelligible)
Oh, ***!
Nobody's gonna have food, 'cause she's still gonna be ordering.
(Laughter)
That's why Haiti can't form the money to get--
Guys, cover your mouth and talk to her.
She gets pissed off.
Karen what does your purse say? "Laugh, love, ---"
"Inspire is for ***."
That purse probably cost you like, *** five dollars.
Karen, how much was that purse?
What's in it?
How much was it?
How much money?
I know! I heard you.
How much?
Why do you wanna know?
'Cause I wanna buy it.
'Cause I wanna know how poor you are.
Yeah, right!
I do. I wanna buy it for my mom.
I wanna know how poor your *** old *** is. My mom's in the hospital.
Not!
I bought it at Wegmans.
What a *** poor ***.
Oh my god! You bought it at Wegmans.
You're so poor.
You can't buy a purse at Wegmans.
What happened to your plastic bag purse?
It was done by....what's her name?
(Laughter)
I'm surprised you-- Suzy Toronto.
I'm surprised you could even pay, you ***.
It says a lot of different things.
Does that make you sweat when you pick up your purse?
(Laughter)
I try to live by...
What?
..some of these words.
Yeah, but you don't--
I try! But it's very hard.
Hey, is the word "fat" on there? 'Cause that's what you live by. (Laughter)
Is there, is there-- I mean--
Is "ugly" on there?
"Expect miracles."
Do you live--
(Laughter)
Yeah, right!
Yeah, I know.
*** ***. (Laughter)
"Live with integrity."
You're so *** old.
(Laughter)
(mocking voice) "Live with integrity!"
I'm surprised you know how to read.
Oh my god, that bracelet's gonna break off your wrist,
'cause your *** flab is poking up. I know, right.
That bracelet's kinda small--
Nobody cares about what that frickin' --- says.
I know. (Laughter)
You cry about that in your ***-- "Dream!"
Okay, everybody does that.
"Dare to laugh."
***.
Oh, wait! That isn't--
(Laughter)
"Be remarkable."
You already are remarkable, by ***', taking up a whole entire seat.
***.
You're gifted to be the fattest one on the--
You're a *** troll, Karen.
That's why you're wearing green.
(Laughter)
Why are you looking at me like that, you wanna *** me?
(Laughter)
Karen, I would beat you--
Gee, I know where all you guys live--
Okay, cool, what are you gonna do? I might come visit you this summer.
Come to my house and I'll *** beat your ***.
I know. I'll *** tell my pit bull to eat your, eat your fat ***.
--and then he'll freaking served him.
--little short *** I will grab a cheeseburger and throw it and you'll go fetch it.
(Laughter)
I'll -- your addresses.
What are you gonna do?
I'll send you a thank-you card.
Okay, thank you for what?
For being so nice.
I'll send you a doughnut, ***. (Laughter)
I'll send you a *** McDonald's coupon.
It'll be, like two cents off, so you can pay your rent with that two cents.
(Laughter)
You can pay your rent to your *** boss, on the side of--
Karen, did you get--did you get that purse on layaway?
Nah, she got it in the *** garbage can at Walgreen's. (Laughter)
You probably got that from Dollar Tree.
Or *** Family Dollar, but you don't have a family--
--'cause they all killed themselves, 'cause they didn't wanna be near you.
Why are you looking at me like that, like you wanna ***--
Karen, you're so fat.
(Laughter)
I am gonna-- (Laughter)
No!
Luis! Luis!
What?
You gotta put that on the Internet.
Luis, are you recording? (Laughter)
Luis, put the camera on me!
I want the camera. Dude, what the ***?
(Laughter)
Karen's fat-- (Laughter)
This is my ***--
(Multiple voices yelling)
He told me to come back here.
I don't want you back here.
The bus driver told me to come back here.
I don't want you back here.
And I don't want you back here. (Laughter)
You will tomorrow.
Karen, you're freaking ugly. (Laughter)
(Laughter)
What?
Dirty.
May I please sit there?
Dirty.
You're dawrty!
Oh, ***!
***!
I can make posters, and I'm gonna write something on each of 'em.
Good! I'll cover it up, so you'll get pissed off.
Luis, -- recording? I'm gonna write, "you fat ***," --
(Laughter)
I'm gonna make a portrait of your--
She probably doesn't even have a videophone.
She's too dumb to have a videophone.
Karen-- (loud shouting)
Karen, what is that iPhone?
A 1G?
Karen. Karen! Karen!
Do you think you would fit in each one of these pictures? Karen! Do, um--
Karen, why are you-- (laughter)
Why are you wearing sunglasses over glasses? You gotta get that--
Karen's such a ***! (Laughter)
Get him.
I got him.
Catch you tomorrow.
Karen, what did you-- Look at them witch hands.
*** all-- Hey, that's a bad word!
Damn!
(Laughter)
Karen, where'd you get those glasses, Payless?
(Laughter)
She probably got them at Wal-Mart-- (laughter)
Dirty.
Karen, where'd you get that hedbie you freakin' old-- (laughter)
Karen, where'd you get that hippie--***--
her--
Get up there!
Well, Luis-- Farther!!
It's just me and you, Luis.
And Karen!
(laughter)
You think you would be able to fit in one of these?
What I think? Let me see your picture.
I wanna look at it.
No!
I'm looking at it.
Huh?
I'm looking at it.
Oh, you're looking?
I'm looking at my BFF.
See, you see that kid?
He smokes with me.
I'm serious. He smokes with me. Dirty!
Look at his eyes!
Look, it looks like he's freaking buzzed.
Let me see.
No! You cannot see my friend Greg!
He smokes, and he was only in seventh grade?
Yes.
Don't even go any further! (laughter)
You smell--smell--
(unintelligible)
And he sprayed it on--
Oh, yeah! Look at that! (laughter)
You like that?
Karen, that's my ***!
Karen, what brand of shoes are those?
What?
(Adult voice) You keep your mouth shut.
Who?