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Welcome to a wonderland of funtronic game-ventures!
Humans find such fascinating ways to waste their time.
Pearl, Pearl, come on, you'll love this game! If you say so.
Roadkiller?
Yeah, pick the car you like and just go for it.
Well which one of these buttons is my turn signal?
None of them. Have fun!
Vroom, vroom! Kill the road!
Okay...
This is skeeball. Roll the ball into the hole, and you can win prizes.
Woah. Onion's the ticket master!
Cool. Alright, good luck!
Teens of rage!
Garnet, this game is perfect for you. You seem like a chill-rock kinda gal.
The special move is: forward, back, top towards circle, medium kick. Oh wait, maybe that's
an aerial move.
Just punch and you'll be fine.
Come on, chump!
I did it!
Uh, let's try something else.
Okay, this is a game you can actually punch.
Come on, give me your best shot, kid.
I win again.