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Hi...welcome to the Tom Cote show....I'm Tom Cote....
so you guys......I'm sitting in a closet
I don't have to explain myself
Buddy's here with me...Say hi Buddy...
Hi.....me eat too? Oh cut it out Buddy - ok - alright buddy and i were talking about bacon
yesterday....he never realized you could make a bacon sandwich....I'm going to
show you guys how....ok what you do is...you take a slice of bacon like this
and then you put the bacon on it
like that.....you take another slice of bacon like this.....so you have three slices
of bacon
but really it's a bacon sandwich with the bread....being....(confusion)
The bacon is playing the role of the bread....so you have a bacon sandwich
so the cool thing is....hey hey...
didn't you eat already?? yeah I fed you five minutes ago...this is my bacon....
So the bacon is basically inside of the bacon layers
and it makes a sandwich....watch
bacon?
that's some good eating.....so Buddy and I were talking yesterday
and i'm telling him about bacon sandwiches and he's saying to me....
Buddy are you sniffing my bacon sandwich?
it's not yours...it's mine....
why am I sitting in a closet eating bacon?
"me have bacon..?" Alright Buddy....
there...happy..?
now you're watching
a man
and a dog eating bacon....
you think my life's bad? You guys are watching this
"me more bacon..?"
you always want more
"yeah...what's your point..?"
another way you can make bacon sandwich is you take a slice of bacon.....you fold it
like this and you fold it like this and you fold it like this and you
put it between two Wheat Thins
like this....look at that sandwich....it's hearty...
it's a beautiful thing and then you can eat it in one bite
it's good
"Buddy have wheat thin..?"
you want a wheat thin? "yeah..?" Here...
you guys asked for a video
be careful what you ask for......this is just one slice of bacon
this isn't a sandwich...it's just plain bacon....
if you put three slices together...it's a sandwich
outback steakhouse
buddy we're sitting here eating bacon and you're asking for Outback Steakhouse?
we're not going to Outback Steakhouse...
this dog.....
he's incredible...
Oh and Buddy I meant to tell you....
this is not my shoe.....oh really Buddy? Really? you took my bacon? That was the
last slice...
selfish pug!
all right that's it....I'm done....
i hope this is good enough to be a video what do I know?