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The Prime Minister has been hit by a sandwich...
A vegemite sandwich was thrown at Julia Gillard.
The Australian Prime Minister has been hit, with yet, another sandwich.
NARRATOR: We've all seen the footage. But is there more to these sandwich attacks than meets the eye?
It's wrong, and it's unsound it terms of science.
That's not going to f**king do it, turn that all off!
So it was here in this very schoolyard, where Kyle Thompson, a student, was accused of throwing a sandwich at Prime Minister, Julia Gillard.
But did Thompson really throw the sandwich?
Or is the sandwich being pulled over all of our eyes?
The kid didn't throw the sandwich. He was set-up.
You need to get your facts right.
NARRATOR: In fact, Kyle's innocence was being questioned all over Australia.
"The trajectory is all wrong."
"But is he the guilty party? That's the thing."
NARRATOR: Professor David Diklich is a world renowned physicist, and expert in trajectory.
Trajectory is my main focus. I'm quite frankly an intellectual powerhouse.
There's the first one, there's the sandwich there. Did you see that?
This is not the child. At all.
Here, let me explain quickly perhaps with a diagram.
There.
That must be where the shooter was...
NARRATOR: So thanks to Professor Diklich, we now know that there was a second thrower, and it wasn't Kyle Thompson.
This has been happening a lot longer than you think. Remember India?
Do you really think she just fell over? Have another look at the footage.
NARRATOR: But can a sandwich really kill? We asked a sandwich expert to find out.
Um yeah. I guess?
Under the right circumstances you could die...
Footlong, obviously. But a six-inch, no way. But if it was a footlong, yeah.
NARRATOR: So who could possibly want Julia Gillard dead?
Look, I'm not going to name anybody. Alright? But just think about it. Who would want Julia Gillard dead?
You've heard of JFK?
This is BLT.
Sandwich Gate. There are the facts without the spin.
And I'll let you make up your own mind. Was there a second thrower? Who knows...
But I'm going to leave you with one final point.
What kid would waste a sandwich?
It's their sustenance. It's their energy. It's their lunch.
Tuck in little guy.
And seriously, what kid would be that childish?
UGGGH ****! You little c-
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