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[Music Playing: Icona Pop “I Love It”]
Lip Syncing: I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone.
I crashed my car into the bridge. I watched, I let it burn.
I threw your *** into a bag and pushed it down the stairs.
I crashed my car into the bridge. I don’t care!
I love it, I don’t care!
Caller: Hi, Kristin and Dannielle.
Um, I was wondering, I’m involved with this girl who’s straight,
and she’s off to college now, and I’m still in high school, and I just don’t know what to do.
I mean, I want to move on and just not be stuck on this girl all the time.
What do I do?
You take some soda water, put a little lemon juice in it, and drink it three times a day. You’ll be fine.
That’s not true.
In my experience, you should be as honest with your feelings as you can be,
because that helps it, like, exit to your system.
I think it’s somebody else will come along, or you’ll start to feel differently because you’ll really start to accept that the feelings aren’t returned...
If they’re unrequited feelings, and they’re feelings that you’re never going to act on,
and you have no idea how to get over them, I think that it’s okay to get into a relationship with someone else, or to try to start dating other people,
and to kind of switch your focus, because that really does kind of put it in perspective of, like,
this is a person who I love and I care a lot about, and we’re not going to be together, but that’s okay.
You need to be very frank and honest with yourself about who she is, and that she does not return feelings, and that she will not return feelings.
It is so easy to convince ourselves that maybe, but maybe, but, like, just maybe!
Face your feelings head on.
Recognize that you like someone who does not return the feelings.
Think about that. Actually think about that instead of seeing the feeling, and then trying to push it to the side.
And remember that there are a million other people.
This person, I know they seem sooo, like, nobody else could be them,
but that’s just your brain and your chemicals in your brain playing tricks on you.
There are other amazing, wonderful people out there who are totally rad, and who will also like you back.
Also, it really helps to to not have crushes on real people if you have crushes on fake people.
So, if you have a crush on, like, Demi Lovato, then just start planning your wedding.
You know?
Good luck…we’re sorry.
But this is a rite of passage.
Yeah.
You are now a lesbian. [Dannielle makes spitting noise]
[Music Playing: Icona Pop “I Love It”] Lip Syncing: I don’t care, I love it.
I don’t care.
[Music]
You’re on a different road, I’m in the Milky Way.
You want me down on Earth, but I am up in space.
You’re so damn hard to please, we gotta kill this switch.
You’re from the 70’s, but I’m a 90’s ***.
I love it!
[Music]