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- I WANT A TATTOO!
- YOU'LL GET THROUGH THIS, I PROMISE.
- OH, GOD!
- HERE IN THE HEART OF HOLLYWOOD,
THERE'S SOMETHING CRAZY BOUND TO HAPPEN HERE.
- LIKE, IT'S DARK. IT'S NIGHT. IT'S TIME TO GET CRAZY.
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
- NO, THIS IS A PROFESSIONAL ESTABLISHMENT, DUDE.
- VENICE BEACH DOES HAVE ITS OWN FLAVOR.
- THE CLOWNS ARE IN TOWN.
- ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?
- ONCE THE SUN GOES DOWN, ALL THE RULES GO OUT THE WINDOW.
- OH, MY GOD, THAT'S THERE FOREVER.
- YES.
- OH, MY GOD! [laughing]
- LOOK AT THIS THING.
OH, HELL, YEAH.
- WHAT'S UP, MAN? - DAMN.
WHAT'S GOING ON, BOSS MAN? - NOT MUCH.
- SOMETIMES WHEN IT'S JUST US,
IT STILL GETS KIND OF CRAZY IN THE SHOP.
IF I CAN GET ON IT, I CAN RIDE IT?
- YOU CAN TRY IT, YEP. - OH, MY GOD.
- OOH-HOO-HOO! THIS IS--
- AW, HELL, YOU ABOUT TO BUST YOUR CAVITY.
- OH, NO.
- MAN, YOU GET INTO SOME CRAY STUFF.
- STEP RIGHT HERE AND THEN CLIMB UP.
- I GOT THIS.
- OH, THERE GOES THE SIGN.
INTO THE SIGN! - OH!
- OH! - SHUT UP.
- OH, HE GOT ON! - OH, MY GOD.
- YEAH, JERSEY. - HE IS CRAZY.
- BET YOU THOUGHT I COULDN'T DO IT.
I EVEN GOT ONE HAND. - [laughs]
- WHAT?
YEAH, LET'S SEE YOU STOP ON THAT JOINT.
- IT DON'T GOT NO BRAKE, BRAH. - YEAH. WHOO!
- HEY, IS TIME FOR WHISKEY YET?
- MAYBE ANOTHER HOUR. - YEAH.
- THEN IT'LL BE WHISKEY TIME.
[bell jingles]
- [laughs] - HEY, GUYS.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE DOING THIS.
- WHAT'S GOING ON, LADIES? - I WANT A PIERCING.
- LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MY PIERCER.
THIS IS MY HOMEY CHRIS RIGHT HERE.
- GABBY. - [British accent] GABBY.
- I'M PORTIA. - PORTIA, HI.
- YOU HAVE AN ACCENT. WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
- WELL, YOU HAVE AN ACCENT TO ME.
[laughter] I'M FROM ENGLAND.
- ENGLAND? - 'ELLO, MATE.
[laughter] - PRETTY MUCH.
- THAT'S SO SEXY. OH, MY GOD.
- I'M A GUY WITH A BRITISH ACCENT,
AND I'M GONNA USE IT WHILE I CAN.
- WHAT ARE YOU LADIES GETTING INTO TONIGHT?
- SISTERS NIGHT. - SISTERS.
- CAN'T YOU SEE THE RESEMBLANCE?
- I SEE IT. I SEE IT. - WHAT DO WE DO?
WHAT ARE WE GONNA GET?
- ON MY BACK, YOU KNOW?
- OKAY, OKAY.
MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE.
- PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON.
- COME ON BACK HERE. - ALL RIGHT.
- OH, HI. - HI.
- SO CORSET, LACED UP-- I WANT THE RED. I WANT BLACK.
- PEOPLE DON'T GENERALLY JUST WALK IN FOR THAT.
- WELL, PEOPLE AREN'T ME.
ARE YOU GUYS CLOSED? I WANT IT.
- I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD. - I'M GONNA.
- IT'S REALLY GONNA *** YOUR SISTER OFF, SO LET'S DO IT.
- YEAH.
- ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT ARE WE DOING?
- SIX. - SIX.
'CAUSE YOU SAID TWO COLORS.
- WE CAN STILL DO THAT.
- AND HOW YOU GONNA DO TWO COLORS WITH SIX HOLES?
WHAT I WOULD SAY IS, LET'S GO UP HIGHER,
AND YOU'VE GOT A REALLY NICE SHAPE TO YOU UP THERE.
- THANK YOU. - NO PROBLEM.
SO THAT CORSET THING IS ALL ABOUT BIG TO LITTLE TO BIG
AND THEN ANOTHER ONE OUTSIDE OF IT, TOO,
AND IT MAYBE A DIFFERENT COLOR.
SO IT ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE A MADE CORSET ON YOU.
- THAT'S A LOT OF PIERCINGS. - HOW MANY IS IT GONNA BE?
JUST A "GUESSTIMATION."
- UH, 20. - NOT SO MANY.
- I MEAN, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE, REALLY?
I MEAN, YOU COULD LEAVE WITH SOMETHING THAT'S KIND OF COOL
AND THEN BE LIKE, "HEY, LOOK, I LACED MYSELF UP."
OR WE COULD LEAVE WITH SOMETHING THAT'S LIKE THIS.
- HOW MANY DO YOU THINK?
- ABOUT 26.
- 6 TO 26. WHAT THE [bleep] AM I DOING?
- I MEAN, ONCE YOU'VE GONE BIG, YOU'VE GONE BIG.
- ARE YOU SCARED?
- I'M EXCITED.
- SHE'S SO EXCITED.
GONNA FEEL A LITTLE PINCH JUST RIGHT NOW.
- OH!
OH, [bleep] YOU, MAN.
THAT HURT. - [laughs]
- NO NEED TO HAVE A POTTY MOUTH ABOUT IT.
HEY, WE WERE GETTING ON REALLY WELL.
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S STOP.
- YOU WANTED IT, RIGHT?
- NO, I WANTED SIX.
WE'RE DOING 26. - DON'T EVEN BE A BABY ABOUT IT.
- [yelps] OOH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
- YES, YES, YES-- - [bleep].
- AS A PIERCER DOING A CORSET UP SOMEBODY'S BACK,
YOU GET TO THE POINT WHERE YOU KIND OF FEEL REALLY SADISTIC.
LIKE, YOU'RE JUST HOOKING SOMEBODY
ALL THE WAY UP AND UP AND UP,
AND THEN IT'S ONLY WHEN THE JEWELRY GOES IN
AND THE RIBBON THAT IT STARTS TO LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
IS THERE A DISAPPROVING MOM OR BOYFRIEND THAT'S GONNA HATE...
- YES. - THE CRAP OUT OF THIS?
- MY DAD. - OH.
- HE'S GONNA KILL HER.
- IS HE ONE OF THOSE BIG AMERICAN DADS
WITH A SHOTGUN THAT'S GONNA KILL ME?
- YEAH. - OH, GOD.
- YEAH. - THANKS.
- OH, MAN, YEAH, HE'S GONNA [bleep] KICK YOUR ***.
JUST GO BACK TO LONDON.
MY DAD IS GONNA FIND AND KILL CHRIS.
[laughs] HE'S GONNA KILL ME TOO.
- ALL RIGHT, I'M JUST GONNA POP THESE BALLS IN.
- [laughs] ABOUT TIME.
[laughter]
LOOK AT THESE LITTLE SWEATY PALMS.
- IS IT THE ACCENT?
- YEAH, YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS.
- DO THE ENGLISH ACCENT FOR ME NOW.
- [British accent] ALL RIGHT, THEN, MATE.
THIS CORSET PIERCING'S A BIT AWESOME.
- [bleep] YOU. THAT ACTUALLY WASN'T BAD.
- [normal voice] OH, I CAN FEEL. - WEIRD, RIGHT?
- THE WEIGHT WHEN YOU MOVE IS REALLY WEIRD.
- OH, THAT'S [bleep] WEIRD.
IT TICKLES.
THIS IS, LIKE, MY CRAZIEST THING I'VE EVER DONE.
- THE RELIEF IS PRETTY AWESOME
WHEN YOU EVENTUALLY TAKE THEM OUT.
- YEAH, LIKE A GIRL TAKING OFF HER BRA AFTER A LONG, HARD DAY?
- I HAVEN'T WORN A BRA FOR A WHOLE DAY IN A WHILE.
FEEL READY TO GO TAKE A LOOK? - OH, I'M MORE THAN READY.
OH, MY GOD! [laughter]
HOLY [bleep].
OOH, IT'S SO GREAT!
THIS IS SO HOT.
- YOU LOOK PRETTY DAMN SEXY RIGHT NOW.
- LET'S GO PARTY. LET'S GO [bleep] DANCE.
I'M SO EXCITED.
- SIX WOULD HAVE LOOKED LIKE DOG [bleep].
- SIX IS LIKE SOME *** [bleep].
THIS IS--THIS IS BADASS.
I LOVE IT.
THAT'S SO HOT.
I'M THE BADDEST *** IN HOLLYWOOD.
- OOH. - WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP?
- PIERCE AMERICA.
I CAN'T WAIT. [gasps]
YOU'LL KILL THOSE BOYS OUT THERE.
- I DON'T THINK THEY'RE READY FOR THIS.
- I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE TO HURT SOME FEELINGS TONIGHT.
- WE'RE GOING OUT LIKE THIS. - JUST LIKE THAT.
- WITHOUT YOUR SHIRT?
- OH, [bleep] THE SHIRT. WE'RE GOING.
[laughter]
THANK YOU, CHRIS, SO MUCH. - BYE.
- THANK YOU. - MAKE GOOD DECISIONS.
- WHOO! WHOO!
- ARE YOU TRYING TO GET A TATTOO?
- I'M TRYING TO [bleep] GET A TATTOO.
- LET'S GO IN. COME ON. - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
- WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
- I'M WHISKEY. I'M WHISKEY BUSINESS.
- WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO GET, BRO?
- I'M A PIRATE AND A GYPSY,
SO IF WE CAN INCORPORATE ALL THOSE...
- THAT SOUNDS LIKE A SLEEVE, LIKE A BIG PIECE.
- LIKE, LET'S BARTER.
I CAN COOK YOU GUYS DINNER OR BREAKFAST OR--I DON'T KNOW.
- WAIT A SECOND, DUDE.
YOU TELLING US THAT YOU DON'T GOT NO GREEN?
YOU COME IN HERE TALKING BIG TATTOOS,
YOU GOT NO GREEN? - UH...
YEAH.
- WHAT?
- NO, UH, HERE.
THIS IS, UH--HAVE A BEER.
HERE YOU GO, HAVE A BEER. - HELL, YEAH.
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
NO? - WHAT?
- BEER? BEER? - NO WAY.
THIS IS A PROFESSIONAL ESTABLISHMENT, DUDE.
- SPRAY-PAINT TOO. - SPRAY-PAINT?
- I'M NOT IN THE BUSINESS TO GIVE AWAY TATTOOS
FOR SPRAY-PAINT CANS.
- YOU GOT ANY ACTUAL CASH IN THERE?
- A PAIR OF SOCKS. - THAT'S A NICE COLOR.
- BRO, WHERE'S THE MONEY? I'M GONNA FIND OUT.
- THERE YOU GO, SEARCH AND SEIZURE.
- OH, MY GOD, HE DOES HAVE SOCKS--EW, IT'S STINKY!
- WHY ARE YOU PUTTING YOUR HANDS IN THERE?
OH, NASTY.
- HAVE A GOOD ONE.
- THAT'S WHERE THE SAYING
"SHOW ME THE MONEY" COMES INTO PLAY.
- WHAT'S THE MOST SENSITIVE AREA YOU'VE GOTTEN A TATTOO AT, BRAH?
- MY BELLY. - STOMACH?
THE STOMACH, YEAH. - YES. STOMACH.
I OUTLINED IT, BUT IT'S NOT FINISHED.
- SO YOU EVER GONNA FINISH IT OR...?
[doorbell rings] - YEAH, ONE DAY.
- HI!
- HOW YOU LADIES DOING?
WHERE YOU GUYS COMING FROM?
- WE JUST CAME BACK FROM A BURLESQUE SHOW.
- WERE YOU GUYS IN THE BURLESQUE SHOW,
OR YOU WERE JUST THERE?
- WE'RE ACTUALLY A TROUPE. - WE ARE.
- EXPLAIN "TROUPE."
- WE'RE THE NECRO DOLLS.
OW! - WHOO!
- TURN AROUND, GIRLS. SHOW 'EM WHAT YOU GOT.
- UH-OH. [cheering]
- WOW.
- OH, DROPPING IT LIKE IT'S HOT?
- OH! - ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?
YOU GOT TO CLAP FOR THAT.
[applause]
- OH! NOW YOU GOT TO MAKE IT MATCH.
AH!
- OW! - [laughs]
- WOW. - WHOO.
GOT MY JAW ON THIS COUNTER RIGHT NOW.
[laughter]
LET ME PICK IT UP. [laughter]
- SO WHAT BRING YOU LADIES AND GENTLEMAN IN TONIGHT?
- I'M INTERESTED IN GETTING A TATTOO--
SOMETHING ON MY FACE.
- USUALLY I TRY TO TELL PEOPLE NOT TO GET FACE TATTOOS
BECAUSE OF JOBS, CAREER, MOM AND DAD, WHATEVER.
THAT'S A HUGE COMMITMENT.
- I WAS ENGAGED, AND I ACTUALLY ENDED MY MARRIAGE
BECAUSE OF MY FIANCE NOT WANTING ME TO GET A FACIAL TATTOO.
HE SAID, "WELL, I DON'T WANT TO MARRY A WOMAN
WHO'S GONNA BE COVERED IN TATTOOS."
- BUT YOU'RE KIND OF BLASTED ALREADY.
- ALREADY, RIGHT? - YOU GOT THE CHEST PIECE,
THE ONE ON THE NECK, LIKE--
- THIS IS MY BODY, AND I DON'T WANT ANYONE TELLING ME
WHAT I CAN AND CANNOT PUT ON IT.
- WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING TO GET ON YOUR FACE?
I'M REALLY, LIKE, A BIG FAN OF CHEETAH PRINT.
- I'LL TAKE THIS ONE, BRAH. - HANDLE.
- YOU KNOW, I'LL DO THE CHEETAH PRINT.
I'M GONNA DRAW THE CHEETAH PRINT ON YOUR FACE
AND THEN YOU CAN LOOK AT IT IN THE MIRROR.
JUST LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT MORE, LESS, BIGGER, SMALLER.
- OKAY.
- YOU DIGGING IT?
- [gasps] OH, MY GOD.
THAT'S GONNA BE THERE FOREVER.
PUT IT ON ME.
OH, MY GOD!
- SHE'S GETTING A TATTOO ON THE FACE.
IT'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT
FROM GETTING A TATTOO ANYWHERE ELSE.
YOU CAN'T COVER IT UP.
- [groans]
FEELS LIKE I JUST GOT STRAIGHT PUNCHED IN THE JAW.
LIKE I'M A PUMPKIN, AND YOU'RE CARVING ME FOR HALLOWEEN.
- SO WAIT A MINUTE. YOU WERE ABOUT TO MARRY A DUDE.
HE COULD HANDLE THE BURLESQUE DANCING,
BUT NOT THE FACE TATTOO?
- UM, PRETTY MUCH WHEN IT WAS TIME TO MEET MOMMY--
- WAS HE A MAMA'S BOY? - TOTALLY.
- SO YOU MADE SOME CHANGES.
WAS HE MAKING YOU HAPPY ENOUGH FOR THOSE CHANGES
WHERE YOU FELT LIKE, "HMM, HE'S A GOOD DUDE.
"LET ME MAKE SOME ADJUSTMENTS HERE AND THERE
BECAUSE HE MAKES ME HAPPY," OR...?
- I FELT LIKE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH...
THAT I'LL DO ANYTHING, SO...
I'M GONNA CRY. SORRY.
- DON'T CRY ON ME. PLEASE DON'T CRY.
- [chuckles] - DON'T CRY.
UM... - I JUST REALLY, LIKE--
I JUST REALLY LOVED HIM SO MUCH
THAT I WOULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING FOR HIM.
AND IN THAT PROCESS, I LOST PART OF MYSELF.
- DON'T CRY.
- I JUST NEVER WANTED TO GO BACK TO THAT AGAIN.
I'M SORRY. - OH, NO WORRIES.
I'M A TATTOO ARTIST, BUT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE,
I GOT TO BE THE THERAPIST
AND KIND OF TALK PEOPLE THROUGH THEIR PROBLEMS.
- SO, YEAH, THIS TATTOO IS NOT JUST A TATTOO.
IT'S A REALLY BIG STEP FOR ME
IN RECLAIMING MY LIFE.
IT CAN'T BE TAMED SO EASILY. - CAN'T BE TAMED, GIRL.
GIVE ME A LITTLE CAT "RAWR" AFTER YOU SAY THAT.
- RAWR. - THAT'S RIGHT.
- [laughs] MEOW!
- THIS GIRL'S BEEN THROUGH A LOT IN HER PAST RELATIONSHIP.
BECAUSE OF THAT, I HOPE SHE'S REALLY HAPPY WITH THIS TATTOO.
SO YOU READY TO SEE YOUR NEW TATTOO?
- I AM.
OH, MY GOD! [squeals]
- [moans] - YOU ALL RIGHT?
- [squeals]
- I'M LOOKING TO TATTOO MY DOG.
- YOU CAN'T TATTOO A DOG!
- GIVE ME A LITTLE CAT "RAWR" AFTER YOU SAY THAT.
- RAWR. - THAT'S RIGHT.
- [laughs] MEOW!
- SO YOU READY TO SEE YOUR NEW TATTOO?
- I AM.
- LET ME HEAR IT. - MEOW!
OH, MY GOD! [squeals]
OH, MY-- - YOU LIKE THAT?
- YES.
OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD. OH--OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD, THAT'S THERE FOREVER.
- YES. - GUYS!
- YOU WANT TO SHOW YOUR FRIENDS? - LOOK!
[squealing]
- LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
- I LOVE MY TATTOO!
I AM IN LOVE WITH IT. I CANNOT STOP LOOKING AT IT.
- BYE. - THANK YOU.
- LET THAT INNER CAT OUT, GIRL.
- WHY DON'T YOU GO FIND A NEW MAN?
- YOU GUYS HAVE FUN. THANKS FOR COMING IN.
SHE WAS A WILD ONE, BRAH.
- YOU THINK? - WOW.
- CAN YOU DO THE BUTTERFLY?
- WHAT'S THE BUTTERFLY? - WHAT'S THE BUTTERFLY?
- YOUR ONE LEG OUT LIKE THAT,
AND THEN THE OTHER LEG OUT LIKE THAT.
- SO IT'S JUST, LIKE, ONE MOTION? YOU DON'T--
- BUT BOTH OF 'EM AT THE SAME TIME.
AND THEN DIP YOUR LEGS IN LIKE THIS.
- [laughs]
[laughter]
- WHAT IT DO?
- OH, WHAT UP? - WHAT'S UP?
- I KNOW YOU JUST WALKED IN HERE,
BUT WOULD YOU SAY YOU'RE A TALENTED DANCER?
- I WAS TRYING TO SING THAT SONG.
- THERE YOU GO. LOOK. LOOK, HE'S GOT IT.
HE COMES RIGHT IN AND PUTS US ALL TO SHAME.
- YO, I JUST GOT HERE, LIKE, A WEEK AGO.
TRYING TO BE AN ACTOR, MODEL, DO THE WHOLE FILM THING.
TRYING TO BE A MEGA STAR.
- WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN IN SO FAR?
- UH, NOTHING.
- WHAT KIND OF ACTING DO YOU LIKE TO DO, LIKE--
- EMOTIONAL ACTING.
- CAN YOU CRY ON--ON CUE?
- [imitates crying] I CAN'T.
- THERE HE GOES. THERE HE GOES.
HOLD ON. HOLD ON. - HOLD ON. WAIT.
I CAN'T. [laughter]
- WHAT DID YOU DO TO MAKE HIM CRY?
- CAN YOU GUYS HELP ME OUT?
LIKE, SAY SOMETHING. - LIKE TRAGEDY?
- A CRACKHEAD BURNT TWO PUPPIES.
THAT WOULD MAKE ME CRY IF THAT REALLY HAPPENED.
- WHAT THE HELL IS CHRIS TALKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?
- COME ON, KEEP GOING.
- MORE SAD STUFF.
I HAVEN'T GOT LAID IN TWO MONTHS.
[laughter]
- YES.
- CAN WE SAY "CUT," PLEASE? - YEAH.
[laughter]
- THAT WAS GREAT. - WAS IT GOOD?
- YOU WERE GREAT. - OKAY, GOOD, GOOD.
- WHAT ARE YOU GETTING DONE? - A TATTOO.
- A TATTOO?
- KIND OF, LIKE, TO REPRESENT, YOU KNOW, MY CHANGE
FROM THE EAST COAST TO THE WEST COAST,
THE WHOLE TRANSITION, YOU KNOW?
GROWING UP IN THE GHETTO, YOU KNOW, COMING OUT HERE,
TRYING TO FOLLOW MY DREAMS-- THAT TYPE OF THING.
- I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS GUY IS TALKING ABOUT.
SO FRIDAY WILL BE YOUR TATTOO ARTIST.
JUST TELL HER ALL THE DETAILS. - WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
- FRIDAY. FRIDAY JONES. - FRIDAY.
- YOU GUYS HAVE FUN.
- HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. - NICE MEETING YOU, MAN.
- YO, YOU ARE A REALLY GOOD ACTOR.
- I KNOW. EVERYBODY KNOWS.
- WHAT IS THIS CONCEPT?
GIVE IT TO ME NOW.
- I JUST WANT SOMETHING THAT REPRESENTS,
YOU KNOW, THE TRANSITION.
I JUST CAME TO L.A. - OKAY.
- AND I'M LEAVING EVERYTHING IN MARYLAND BEHIND.
- HE WENT TO GO SEEK HIS FORTUNE, TO THE WILD WEST,
3,000 MILES.
- LITERALLY, LIKE, HELICOPTERS FROM THE TOURS, YOU KNOW?
- DEXTER WASN'T QUITE SURE WHAT HE WANTED.
HIS DESIGN IDEAS WERE ALL OVER THE MAP.
- AND THE WHOLE, YOU KNOW, CONCRETE JUNGLE,
BUILDINGS... - OKAY.
- TO L.A. WITH THE BEACHES, YOU KNOW?
- I MANAGED TO PUT TOGETHER A COUPLE OF STRONG ELEMENTS.
HE LOVED THE CITY. HE LOVED THE BEACH.
I PUT AN ARROW IN THERE, A YIN YANG, EAST TO WEST COAST,
AND PUT 'EM AROUND THE COMPASS FOR HIM.
- I MEAN, LIKE, JUST LOOKING AT IT
I GET EMOTIONAL, 'CAUSE IT'S, LIKE--IT'S ART.
- HONEY, WE'RE ABOUT TO TRANSITION.
WE'RE GOING FROM THE HARD EAST TO THE SEXY WEST.
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? - I'M READY.
- [inhales sharply]
- YOU ALL RIGHT?
- I'M GOOD.
- I HEAR THE STRENGTH IN YOUR VOICE.
- [whines] - YEAH. THAT'S IT.
- [squeals]
- THAT'S IT, JANET JACKSON.
- [squeals]
- COME ON, RIB.
RIB TATTOOS REALLY HURT.
I HAVE A TOTAL UNDERSTANDING
WHY DEXTER IS SQUEALING THE WAY HE IS,
BUT, DANG, WE GOT TO GET THROUGH THIS TATTOO.
I'M GONNA HOLD HIM DOWN. THIS THING IS GETTING DONE.
- [squeals]
- GO LOOK. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT.
I DON'T THINK I HAVE TO HURT YOU NO MORE EITHER.
- OKAY.
- ALL RIGHT, DEXTER, ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?
- I'M READY.
IT LOOKS SO GOOD.
OH, MY GOODNESS.
- YOU GOT YOUR EAST COAST, THE PAST,
WORKING OUR ARROW ALL THE WAY TO THE WEST COAST,
VISION OF SUNRISES, PALM TREES.
- YOU CAPTURED EVERYTHING I WANTED TO CAPTURE.
- [bleep] YOU FEEL?
- [grunts] - [shrieks]
I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT.
I FELT IT TOO. - THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- I FELT IT TOO, BABY. - I WANT ANOTHER HUG.
- YOU'RE A SUPERSTAR. - THANKS SO MUCH.
YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN. MY GOSH.
FRIDAY NAILED IT.
SHE EXECUTED EVERY LITTLE DETAIL THAT I COULD EVEN THINK OF.
- WHAT'S GOING ON, BUDDY? I HEARD YOU CRYING BACK THERE.
- CRYING? - YOU COULDN'T EVEN CRY UP HERE,
BUT YOU WERE CRYING BACK THERE. - [laughs]
- WELL, SHE PULLED IT OUT OF ME.
- LOOKS COOL, MAN. - DOPE.
- NOW THAT YOU GOT THAT TATTOO, I WANT YOU TO GO OUT THERE,
AND I WANT YOU TO LIVE THAT HOLLYWOOD DREAM.
- THAT'S ALL I CAN DO. - DO YOU FEEL THIS?
- THAT'S ALL YOU CAN DO, MAN. KEEP TRYING.
- ALL RIGHT. - NO, GIVE ME A HUG.
- ALL RIGHT, BABY. YEAH.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH. - THAT'S IT, HONEY.
YOU SUFFERED WELL FOR THAT. - IT'S BEEN REAL.
THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH. - ALL RIGHT, BUDDY.
- BYE, DEXTER. - HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
- TAKE IT EASY, MAN. - ALL RIGHT, BABY.
- UNTIL NEXT FRIDAY. SEE YOU, FRIDAY.
- BREAK A LEG, BABY.
NOT ON THE STREETS, THOUGH.
- BE EASY.
HOLLYWOOD!
- HEY, HOW YOU DOING, BRO? - WHAT'S GOING ON?
- DOING GOOD. HOW YOU GUYS DOING?
- PRETTY GOOD. WHAT CAN WE HELP YOU WITH?
- I'M LOOKING TO GET A TATTOO FOR MYSELF
AND THEN ONE FOR MY DOG ALSO.
- AND WHAT'S YOUR DOG'S NAME?
- YOU CAN'T TATTOO A DOG, HOMEY.
THAT IS ANIMAL CRUELTY.
- NO, NO, NO, NO, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
- YOU SPEAK WOOF LANGUAGE?
- WHO DOESN'T TALK TO THEIR DOG?
- I MEAN, YOU CAN TALK,
BUT I NEVER HEARD OF A DOG TALKING BACK.
- YOUR DOG DOESN'T TALK BACK TO YOU?
- HELL, NO.
- ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
LET ME HEAR HIM TELL ME HE WANTS THE TATTOO.
- DIEGO DOESN'T TALK TO STRANGERS, THOUGH.
I'M GONNA GET A B.J.
HE'S GONNA GET A D.J.
[laughter]
- I DON'T MEAN TO LAUGH. - WHY IS THAT WEIRD?
- YOU CAN'T TATTOO YOUR DOG.
- WHY NOT? - BECAUSE I SAID SO.
- ALL RIGHT, GUYS. - SORRY. HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.
- THANKS FOR YOUR TIME. - HAVE ANOTHER BEER.
- WHAT THE HELL, YO?
YEAH, HE WAS A LITTLE-- HE WAS A LITTLE--
- THE CLOWNS ARE IN TOWN.
- WOW. - WHOO!
- YOU AIN'T LYING.
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- THE CLOWNS ARE IN TOWN.
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS COMING FROM? - HELL.
- YOU GUYS LOOK AWESOME. - THANK YOU.
- WERE YOU DOING S'MORES BEFORE YOU CAME IN?
- I'M ACTUALLY A FIRE-EATER.
- A FIRE-EATER.
WOW.
ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?
- THE NIGHT HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED.
- WHAT THE HELL?
[applause]
- OH, BY THE WAY, I'M JOE.
- PORCELAIN. NICE TO MEET YOU.
- PLEASURE. - THIS IS MY PRETTY GIRLFRIEND.
- GIRLFRIEND? - GIRLFRIEND?
- YEAH, GIRLFRIEND. THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
- WOW. - [giggles]
- PORCELAIN'S GIRLFRIEND LOOKED LIKE CHRISTINE
WITH A GREEN WIG AND CAKE FACE.
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING TO DO?
- WELL, I'M A CIRCUS-Y PERFORMER.
I'M REALLY INTO THE WHOLE CARNY-TYPE LIFE.
SO I'M JUST LOOKING TO GET, LIKE, A BEARDED LADY,
SHOW BOTH OF MY SIDES.
- COLOR, BLACK AND GRAY, OR, LIKE...?
- YEAH, COLOR. I MEAN, NOTHING, LIKE, TOO COLORFUL.
- ALL RIGHTY.
- LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT ON YOU.
WE COULD POTENTIALLY DO SOMETHING HERE.
- YEAH, LET'S DO IT. - ALL RIGHT.
GIVE ME A FEW MINUTES TO SKETCH SOMETHING UP.
- THE GYPSY BEARDED LADY JUST CAPTURES MY OVERALL EXISTENCE--
WHO I AM AS BOTH A MAN AND WOMAN.
- WHAT DO YOU THINK? - SHE'S PRETTY HAIRY.
I DIG IT.
- IT'S EVERYTHING YOU WERE LOOKING TO DO?
- IT MAKES ME PUSH TO GET THAT BEARD ONE DAY.
AWESOME. - SO, YOU READY?
- LET'S DO THIS.
- THE LOOK SHE'S GOING FOR
ON THE BEARDED LADY IS MORE AMERICAN TRADITIONAL.
- WHOOP! - WOW.
- I'M A LADY. [laughs]
PUT ME IN PAIN. - [giggles]
- YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL ANY OF MY EMOTIONS.
- I KNOW, 'CAUSE I CAN'T SEE YOUR DAMN EYES.
FREAKING ME OUT.
LET'S ROCK AND ROLL.
THIS TATTOO'S NOT EASY.
IT'S PRETTY INTRICATE.
IT'S DEFINITELY GONNA TAKE SOME TIME,
BUT IT'LL BE WELL WORTH IT.
THE COLORS I PICKED MATCH UP PERFECTLY,
'CAUSE SHE'S LOUD AND VIBRANT.
DID YOU WORK TONIGHT? - YEAH, I JUST CAME FROM A SHOW.
IT'S VERY VAUDEVILLE, CARNY-STYLE.
- FOR REAL? - SUSPENSION ACT.
- [whistles]
- I ACTUALLY HAD AN *** THE FIRST TIME I DID IT.
- [laughs] - WOW.
- HELL, NO. FOR REAL?
I AM DEFINITELY HOPING SHE DON'T HAVE AN ***
DURING THIS TATTOO.
- ARE YOU NERVOUS WHERE MY HAND IS RIGHT NOW?
[laughter]
- HELL, NO. - OH, SHE'S--
- YOU'RE IN TROUBLE TONIGHT. - MM-HMM.
- OKAY. IT'S GONNA BE A LONG NIGHT.
- A LONG, LONG NIGHT.
- OH, THE PAINFUL PART.
[needle buzzing]
- ALL RIGHT, FINAL TOUCHES, AND WE ARE DONE.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
- WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?
I'M KIDDING. I LOVE HER.
OH, MY GOD. THAT'S AWESOME.
HE TOTALLY CAPTURED EXACTLY WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR.
- YOU DIG IT? - YEAH, DUDE.
MY BEARDED LADY IS PART OF THE FAMILY.
I DIG IT. THIS IS REALLY A PORTRAIT OF AMY.
- HOLD UP. HOLD UP.
- [giggles]
- I DON'T THINK THAT'S HER. I THINK THAT'S ME.
LOOK AT THAT-- BEARD AND EVERYTHING.
- [laughs] - OKAY.
- I APPRECIATE IT. - YOU ARE VERY WELCOME.
HAVE A WONDERFUL NIGHT.
- THANK YOU. - SWEET.
- PORCELAIN WAS THE SCARIEST CLIENT I'VE EVER HAD.
IF SOMETHING LIKE THAT DOES COME IN AGAIN,
THAT IS ALL... both: YOU.
[laughter] - NO.
- WHOO! I WANT A TATTOO!
OH!
- MAN.
- OW! OW! OW! [whimpers]
- WE'RE GONNA GET MATCHING TATTOOS.
- YEAH, WE'VE ONLY BEEN TOGETHER THREE MONTHS.
- WHAT THE HELL?
- BUT THREE VERY STRONG, SOLID MONTHS.
- SHE DARED ME TO COME GET A PIERCING.
ANY PIERCING THAT THE PIERCER WANTS--
LIKE, THAT'S IT. - ANY PIERCING?
- ANY PIERCING. - OOH.
ONE DOWN, 70 TO GO. - OH, MY GOD.
- [chuckles]
- FOR MORE INFORMATION, GO TO OXYGEN.COM.
[people humming] - HEY, HEY, HEY!