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HORATIO, HAVE YOU SEEN ANNIE'S LUNCH?
OOH, MY BAD. I ATE IT FOR BREAKFAST. IT WAS REALLY GOOD.
ACTUALLY, IT WAS OKAY.
(groans)
HEY, I'D LOVE TO STAY AND CHAT,
BUT I HAVE TO TAKE SOPHIE TO THE PARK.
SHE'S HAVING A REALLY GOOD HAIR DAY, AND I WANNA SHOW IT OFF.
ANNIE, YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!
YEAH, ANNIE, MOVE YOUR ***! THAT WAS FUN.
WELL, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU BACK FROM THE DEAD.
OH, THAT FLU WAS A MONSTER. SYD'S STILL GOT IT.
IT REALLY TOOK IT OUT OF ME. YOU KNOW, FOR A SECOND THERE,
I THOUGHT I HAD AN OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE,
BECAUSE EVERYTHING THAT WAS IN MY BODY CAME OUT.
(chuckles) YEAH. I KNOW. I SAW THE YouTube.
OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
HEY, JANE. LOOK. CHECK IT OUT.
I GOT YOU THIS JUST IN CASE YOU START COMING DOWN
WITH WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S GOING AROUND.
A HOME REMEDY, ALL-NATURAL.
I WILL NOT NEED THAT. I AM WILLING MYSELF TO STAY HEALTHY.
I CAN'T AFFORD TO BE SICK RIGHT NOW. (sniffs)
OH. OR EVER.
OH, GREAT. COME WITH ME TO THE GYM, AND WE'LL GO
TO THE LOCKER ROOM AND COUNT PEOPLE'S STRETCH MARKS.
IT DOES SOUND LIKE FUN,
BUT I GOT PUT IN CHARGE OF A NEW PROJECT,
AND IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
SINCE I'VE BEEN BACK FROM MATERNITY LEAVE.
FIRST TIME AND YOUR DAUGHTER IS 11?
MY OTHER DAUGHTER IS 9 MONTHS.
OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
COME ON, ANNIE!
YEAH! COME ON!
I LIKE OUR NEW GAME. BYE.
(dog barking)
♪♪♪
(child giggles)
DADDY'S GONNA BE GOING AWAY FOR A WHILE.
AND EVEN THOUGH MOMMY AND DADDY WILL BE LIVING APART,
IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT WE LOVE YOU KIDS ANY LESS
OR THAT ANY OF THIS IS YOUR FAULT, OKAY?
EMILY.
(Emily) OH.
THE BLANKET FELL AND THEN MY FEET GOT COLD.
OH! GO BACK TO THE GUEST ROOM.
ALL RIGHT, KIDS, WHY DON'T YOU GO TO SCHOOL, OKAY?
HAVE A GOOD DAY. OUR CHILDREN DO NOT NEED TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS.
I GAVE YOU A BELL TO RING IF YOU NEEDED ANYTHING.
BUT THAT BELL IS HEAVY AND IT'S COLD.
HONEY, IT IS JUST A FLU THAT IS GOING AROUND, OKAY?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MAN
WHO COULD COACH A GIRL'S T-BALL TEAM TO VICTORY
AND BARBECUE AN ENTIRE SUCKLING PIG
AND THEN MAKE PASSIONATE LOVE TO HIS WIFE,
ALL AFTER PUTTING IN A FULL DAY AT THE OFFICE?
HE GOT SICK, BABY.
OKAY, I WAS SICK FOR TWO WEEKS,
AND I DID EVERYTHING I NORMALLY DO.
PLUS, I MADE LOVE TO YOU BECAUSE YOU SAID
YOU LIKED MY CUTE, SCRATCHY, SCARLETT JOHANSSON VOICE.
YOU WERE SICK?
YES. I WAS A LOT SICKER THAN YOU.
I JUST DIDN'T LET IT TURN ME INTO A PATHETIC LITTLE BABY.
PLEASE GO BACK TO THE ROOM. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
YOU KNOW, THAT BABY SHAMPOO YOU GAVE ME WAS AWESOME.
YEAH, IT'S FILLED WITH BOTANICALS.
OH, YEAH. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
BUT IT MADE SOPHIE'S HAIR FEEL LIKE UNICORN HAIR.
UNICORN HAIR.
JINX!
JINX!
SAME, SAME.
OH, YEAH.
WHOO! HEY, BUDDY!
HEY. ROSEMARY'S BACK.
I'M BACK, I'M ON TRACK
AND I'M READY TO GO SEE...
(imitates Oprah) JULIA ROBERTS IN HER NEW MOVIE!
(normal voice) I SAID IT LIKE OPRAH. (laughs) GET IT?
COME ON. LET'*** IT.
NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? I-I SAW IT ALREADY.
WHAT? HORATIO, HOW COULD THAT BE?
YOU KNOW THAT YOU AND I ALWAYS GO SEE THE J. BUNNY TOGETHER
TOGETHER ON THE FIRST DAY OF ALL HER NEW MOVIES.
YEAH, I KNOW, BUT YOU WERE SICK, SO, UH, I WENT WITH DORIS.
WHAT IN THE EVER-LOVIN' FLAP IS A DORIS?
HEY, ROSEMARY.
(chuckles)
YOU KNOW DORIS.
HAVE WE MET?
UM, YES. UH, I'M A NANNY, LIKE HORATIO.
YOU HELPED TO UNIONIZE US.
IT WAS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
IT'S NOT RINGING A BELL, BUT IT'S REALLY NICE SEEING YOU.
HEY, COME ON, YOU BIG LUNK. THEY'RE HAVING A MARATHON.
LET'S GO HANG OUT CUPS OF *** TO THE RUNNERS. COME ON.
THAT'D BE FUN, BUT I CAN'T.
DORIS AND I HAVE AN INFANT MASSAGE CLASS TO GO TO.
OH.
OKAY.
INFANTS GIVE MASSAGES?
WOULDN'T THINK THEY'D BE VERY STRONG, BUT--
ICE CREAM! LOOK! IT'S ICE CREAM TRUCK!
WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?
(chuckles nervously) THE BOMB POP FOR DORIS
AND A NUTTY BUDDY FOR ROSEMARY.
HEY, JANE. MAKING A BUILDING?
IT'S WHAT WE DO HERE AT THE ARCHITECTURE FIRM.
OH, LOOK AT US, JANE.
WE GOT THAT WHOLE "MOONLIGHTING" THING GOING ON RIGHT NOW.
LIKE, WILL WE OR WON'T WE?
WON'T WE. I NEED TO WORK.
AND THE DANCE CONTINUES.
JANE, THE CLIENTS ARE BREATHING DOWN MY NECK.
THEY CAN'T WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW TO SEE THE PLANS.
THEY NEED THEM NOW.
I WAS HOPING FOR ANOTHER DAY.
REALLY? 'CAUSE I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE READY
TO START HEADING UP PROJECTS AGAIN.
IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE WORK AND FAMILY, RAISE YOUR HAND.
I'VE GOT IT, BLAIR. I'M TOTALLY ON IT.
OKAY, BUT REMEMBER, I WANTED TO GIVE THE PROJECT TO ANDREA,
THE YOUNGER, BETTER YOU.
YOU THINK I LOOK LIKE HER?
OKAY, DON'T MAKE ME REGRET LETTING YOU RUN WITH THIS.
ANDREA WOULD BE DONE RIGHT NOW, AND WE'D BE AT A BAR,
AND CREEPY GUYS WOULD BE DARING US TO MAKE OUT.
I HAVE GOT THIS.
BY THE END OF THE DAY, YOU AND I WILL BE MAKING OUT. (chuckles)
(stammers)
AT, UM, AT THE BAR WITH ANDREA.
YEAH, JUST GET IT DONE.
OKAY.
YOU'RE SCREWED.
NO, I'M NOT. I HAVE ALL DAY TO DO THIS.
ONE TIME I DESIGNED A RESTAURANT IN THREE AND A HALF HOURS.
PLEASE LEAVE. I NEED TO FOCUS.
WHEN YOU FOCUS, YOUR EYES GET ALL RED AND SCARY.
WHAT?
OH, NO, NO, NO.
I AM NOT SICK. I AM NOT--
(sneezes)
(sighs) CRAP!
I'M FINE. I CAN DO THIS.
(sighs)
(beep)
(cell phone rings)
SPEAK.
What kind of sickness did you have,
AND HOW CAN I GET RID OF IT? I CANNOT BE SICK RIGHT NOW.
That medicine I gave you will help,
BUT BASICALLY, YOU'RE A YouTube SENSATION WAITING TO HAPPEN.
WHAT?
(sneezes)
LISTEN, WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS PERSON DORIS,
THE ONE WHO LOOKS LIKE A TROLL DOLL?
(sneezes) Yeah,
HORATIO'S NEW FRIEND? SHE'S REALLY GREAT. SHE'S REALLY--
(beep)
HELLO?
SOPHIE, DORIS IS LEAVING. WAVE GOOD-BYE TO DORIS.
ALL RIGHT. YEAH, IT WAS A GREAT PLAYDATE.
NEXT TIME WE'LL DO IT AT YOUR PLACE. ALL RIGHT, BYE-BYE.
HUH. AAH! (pants)
HEY, BUDDY.
HOW'D YOU EVEN GET IN HERE?
SO... WHILE I'M SICK,
YOU JUST... GO OUT AND FIND YOURSELF A NEW FRIEND?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
LIKE THE SONG SAYS--GOT A FRIEND, DON'T NEED A NEW ONE.
WELL, GUESS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DUMP HER. OH, WELL.
WHAT?
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL DO IT FOR YOU. YOU REST.
NO, NO. WAIT, WAIT. WHAT?
JUST 'CAUSE I'M FRIENDS WITH YOU, I CAN'T HAVE OTHER FRIENDS?
YOU HAVE OTHER FRIENDS.
HORATIO, THOSE ARE MY NIGHTTIME FRIENDS.
THEY DON'T HANG OUT WITH ME ALL DAY LIKE YOU DO. THEY HAVE JOBS.
I HAVE A JOB.
YEAH. OKAY. LISTEN, I'M GONNA GO TALK TO DORIS.
NO.
LET ME PASS.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS.
YOU DENY ME?
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
LOOK! THERE'S AN ICE CREAM TRUCK!
ICE CREAM!
BUT--HEY, WAIT!
(squeaks)
(Horatio groans)
(pants)
AAH!
(Brad Sucks) ♪ YOU MAKE ME SICK ♪
(sneezes)
♪ SICK, SICK ♪
♪ SICK AS A DOG ♪
♪ DOG, DOG ♪
(blowing nose)
♪ DON'T GET ME WRONG ♪
♪ I'M SICK AS A DOG ♪
(blowing nose)
(telephone rings)
JANE MORTON.
WHAT?! (sneezes)
(fussing)
(tires screech)
HEY, DORIS.
I THINK WE NEED TO TALK.
HOLD THIS.
YOUR BUDDY HORATIO?
HE DON'T NEED NO NEW FRIENDS.
YES, HE DO.
OH.
(sighs)
JASON?
HUH? WHO'S THERE?
IT'S YOUR WIFE.
EMILY.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I CALLED YOU EARLIER.
CAN YOU PLEASE PULL THE COVERS UP FOR ME?
OH, REALLY? COME ON. THEY'RE RIGHT THERE.
YOU CAN DO IT. JUST PULL IT UP.
(whispers) I CAN'T.
(groans) I THINK IT'S CAUGHT ON SOMETHING.
OH, MY GOD. IT'S CAUGHT ON A BOX OF TISSUES.
(coughs)
AAH!
OHH. I'M, LIKE, THE SICKEST PERSON IN THE WORLD.
NO, YOU'RE THE BIGGEST BABY IN THE WORLD.
LISTEN, I THINK THE POWER WENT OUT,
AND NOW I DON'T KNOW WHICH REMOTE DOES WHAT,
SO I NEED THE DVD PLAYER TO PLAY THROUGH THE STEREO.
SO...
(chuckles)
WHAT?
YOU NEED SOMETHING FROM ME.
YES, I NEED YOU TO SHOW ME HOW TO REPROGRAM THE REMOTES.
WELL, THEN I NEED SOMETHING FROM YOU.
WHAT?
SYMPATHY.
I NEED YOU TO LOOK INTO MY EYES AND ASK ME HOW I FEEL, EMILY,
AND REALLY CARE ABOUT HOW I FEEL.
I NEED A HEAD TILT AND A SYMPATHY POUT.
IF YOU DO THAT FOR ME,
I WILL SHOW YOU THE SECRETS OF THE REMOTES.
OKAY, FINE.
W--I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
HOW ARE YOU-- HOW ARE YOU FEEL--
UGH! I CAN'T DO IT! I'M SORRY.
BUT WAIT. I--
I WILL GET YOU AN ELECTRIC BLANKET.
IT'LL SIMULATE A HUMAN BODY.
(coughs)
USE A WET WIPE!
OOH. OOH. YOU PLAYING WITH FIRE, LADY.
NO, YOU'RE PLAYING WITH SOMETHING THAT'S BAD, TOO...
OOH! YOU--
LIKE FIRE.
I'M GONNA GET YOU!
(imitates chicken clucking)
YOU'RE GOING DOWN!
WHOA.
HA!
I THINK YOU AND I COULD BE GOOD FRIENDS.
PASS.
(grunts)
MM!
(grunts) OHH!
(grunts)
ANYBODY WANT A CUPCAKE?
THEY ARE GOOD.
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT, HONEY. I'M GONNA FEED YOU YOUR CEREAL FROM HERE.
OPEN YOUR MOUTH. HERE IT COMES.
OKAY. ONE MORE TRY. (grunts)
(door opens)
(Jane) HORATIO?
I'M HERE!
OH! WHAT IS GOING ON?
I FELL AND HURT MY BACK.
HI, SOPHIE BEAR. OH, ARE YOU OKAY?
I HAVE THIS WEIRD BEAR DRESSED AS A JESTER STARING AT ME.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE SOPHIE. I CAN'T MOVE.
COME ON. I CAN'T DO THAT.
I HAVE TO FINISH MY PROJECT. I CAN'T DO IT WITH HER THERE.
HORATIO, YOU CAN WATCH A BABY WITH A BAD BACK.
THAT ONE GUY PLAYS THE PIANO WITH HIS FOOT.
WHAT?
COME ON.
AAH!
(cell phone rings)
HELLO?
(Blair) Jane, where are you?
I.. I'M IN THE BREAK ROOM.
NO, YOU'RE NOT. I'M IN THE BREAK ROOM.
I'M IN THE OTHER BREAK ROOM.
WE DON'T HAVE ANOTHER BREAK ROOM.
WE ACTUALLY--YEAH, WE DO, AND I'M IN IT.
(Horatio grunting)
AND DAN'S IN HERE WITH ME.
I FIRED DAN SIX MONTHS AGO.
I KNOW. HE IS SO MAD.
How's your model coming?
Really good.
OH, HEY, THAT'S NOT YOUR COFFEE MUG, DAN.
I GOTTA GO. HE'S STEALING THINGS.
(beep)
(sighs)
(grunts)
(beep, telephone rings)
(telephone rings, Jason coughing in distance)
(beep)
HELLO?
HEY, EMILY. YOU GOTTA HELP ME OUT.
(Jason) MOMMY!
I AM NOT YOUR MOMMY!
Horatio--
JANE, I GOTTA CALL YOU BACK. I GOT A MAN-CHILD EMERGENCY.
ME, TOO!
(beep)
UGH! (sighs)
(coos)
UGH. OKAY, I CAN DO THIS. I CAN DO THIS.
UM, I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO TAKE MY BABY TO WORK.
THIS IS GOOD. I'VE GOT...
A LITTLE OF THIS. (slurps)
OH, GOD. THAT'S WHISKEY.
OKAY. COME HERE, SOPHIE.
COME HERE, BABY. YOU AND ME ARE GONNA DO THIS PROJECT.
HORATIO, TAKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF.
OH, THANK YOU.
(grunts)
AAH!
I MEAN, I LOVE MY HUSBAND. YOU KNOW, I REALLY DO.
IT'S JUST--EVERY TIME I SEE HIS SNIFFLING FACE,
I JUST SEE MORE WORK THAT HAS TO BE DONE, YOU KNOW?
ALL HE DOES IS JUST LAY AROUND ALL DAY,
COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW MUCH PAIN HE'S IN.
YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT PAIN?
I PUSHED AN 8-POUND BABY OUT OF A SPACE THE SIZE OF A GOLF BALL
AND WAS UP REORGANIZING THE HOSPITAL LINEN CLOSET
LATER THAT DAY.
I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T WANNA JUDGE ANYONE.
WELL, I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO JUDGE.
I WANT YOU TO ABSOLVE ME OF MY GUILT.
WOULD IT KILL YOU TO THROW THE GUY A CAN OF CHICKEN NOODLE?
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT.
I HAVE BEEN SO INSENSITIVE.
I SHOULD BRING HIM THE HUMIDIFIER.
HE REALLY IS A WONDERFUL MAN.
(Jason) EMILY! I NEED YOU TO WIPE MY NOSE.
YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?
THERE'S AN AWFUL LOT OF MUCUS.
AW.
UGH.
(Jane sneezes)
OKAY, HONEY, I NEED YOU TO BE REAL QUIET.
MOMMY'S GOTTA GET SOME WORK DONE.
IS THAT A BABY?
DON'T TELL BLAIR. SHE HATES KIDS AT WORK.
WELL, KIDS--ESPECIALLY BABIES-- SHOULDN'T BE WORKING.
I THINK THERE'S ACTUALLY LAWS AGAINST THAT.
(telephone ringing)
(coughs) HELLO?
OH. REALLY? RIGHT NOW? OKAY.
BLAIR'S ON HER WAY. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE HER.
LISTEN, HERE IS HER BABY BOTTLE,
HER FAVORITE STUFFED ANIMAL.
OKAY.
DO NOT TEACH HER ANYTHING.
DO NOT INFLUENCE HER IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER.
DON'T WORRY, SWEETIE. MOMMY'S GONNA COME FIND YOU
AS SOON AS SHE'S DONE TALKING TO HER MEAN BOSS.
YOU'LL BE FINE WITH THE ODD LADY. I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
TALKING TO THE BABY.
OH. OH. OH, JEEZ.
(coughs)
SO WHERE WERE YOU?
I WAS--
WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE A DIRTY DIAPER?
RHODA.
OH. MODEL. MODEL.
YES. NO, I KNOW. I-I'M ON IT.
YEAH, THAT'S SPOILED.
(sneezes) THANKS, RHODA.
WHERE'S MY BABY?
I SAW BLAIR COMING, SO I JUST GAVE HER TO LINDA IN ACCOUNTING.
WHAT?
DON'T WORRY. SHE'S GOOD WITH BABIES.
(Jane sneezes)
OR, UM, CATS.
I FORGET.
HEY! WE NEVER SEE YOU FANCY-SCHMANCY ARCHITECTS
DOWN HERE IN ACCOUNTING. I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.
OH, GOOD.
HAVE A SEAT.
WHERE'S SOPHIE?
OH, I HAD TO USE THE LADIES' LITTER, SO I GAVE HER TO STEVE.
I CAN'T MAKE PEE IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
NO.
YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS.
(Jane sneezes)
OPEN UP.
MMM. YOU'RE A GENIUS WITH A PUREE.
(laughs) OH, YEAH. OH, HEY, JANE.
I MADE SOME HOMEMADE APPLESAUCE. YOU WANT SOME?
NO. I WANT MY BABY.
MAIL ROOM.
(sighs)
(sneezes) CARLA?
OH, GOOD. YOU'RE HERE. I HAVE TO DELIVER THESE.
SHE'S IN BACK, TAKING A NAP.
OH! OHH.
SOPHIE?
OH, MY GOSH.
LOOK AT YOU. I AM SO SORRY.
UGH. YOU LOOK SO WELL-RESTED.
(whispers) OKAY, LET'S GO BACK TO WORK.
WAKE UP.
OH, GOD.
JANE, YOU FELL ASLEEP AT WORK. AND WHAT IS THAT?
OH, THAT'S A BABY. IT'S LIKE A-A LITTLE PERSON.
YEAH, I KNOW WHAT IT IS, RODNEY.
I AM SO SORRY. I HAD TO BRING HER IN.
I HAD TO TAKE CARE OF HER TODAY.
IT'S IN A MAIL BIN.
(whispers) YEAH.
PLEASE TELL ME THAT BABY MADE THAT MODEL.
OKAY. OKAY, THE MODEL IS A LITTLE SAD AND PATHETIC.
BUT THESE DRAWINGS-- THESE DRAWINGS ARE GOOD.
THEY REALLY ARE.
YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH.
I'M A SINGLE WORKING MOM. I HAVE NO BACKUP.
I THOUGHT I COULD DO EVERYTHING.
IT'S REALLY HARD DOING EVERYTHING.
WE'VE GOT THE PLANS.
YEAH.
WE CAN ALL BUILD THIS MODEL.
(all) YEAH.
REALLY?
LET'S TACKLE THIS LIKE A BALL ON A STRING.
YOU GUYS WOULD REALLY DO THAT FOR ME?
(all) YEAH.
NO. THEY ALL HAVE OTHER PROJECTS TO DO.
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE ASSIGNMENT.
JANE, YOU'RE OFF THE PROJECT. EYE CANDY, YOU'RE UP.
(Rhoda) OH.
NOT YOU.
OH.
BLAIR.
BLAIR, I'M NOT GONNA LET EVERYBODY DOWN.
I'M NOT GONNA LET MY FAMILY DOWN.
I CAN DO THIS.
WELL, THEN DO IT.
A NICE MASSAGE MIGHT HELP YOU OUT.
YOU BELONG OUTSIDE.
♪♪♪
(blows nose)
♪♪♪
(sneezes)
I HAVE TO ADMIT, JANE, I DIDN'T THINK YOU HAD IT IN YOU ANYMORE.
NICE JOB.
(slurring) WELL, IT JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU,
YOU REALLY CAN DO IT ALL.
(thud)
(grunts)
(slurping)
AHH.
AH. HORATIO.
DORIS AND I HERE HAVE HAD A...
LIVELY EXCHANGE OF IDEAS,
AND...
WE HAVE REACHED A CONSENSUS.
YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE-- IT'S ME OR HER.
WHO'S YOUR B.F.F.?
I DON'T WANNA CHOOSE. I WANT A HEATING PAD.
CHOOSE.
CHOOSE.
ALL RIGHT.
THIS IS GONNA BE TOUGH.
DORIS, YOU AND I HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.
WE BOTH TAKE CARE OF BABIES, WE COME FROM BIG FAMILIES
AND WERE BOTH BORN IN MARCH.
YAY FOR DORIS!
ROSEMARY, WE HAVE A LOT OF HISTORY.
AND IF HANGING OUT WITH DORIS IS GONNA RUIN THAT,
WELL, THEN I'M GONNA HAVE TO SAY GOOD-BYE, DORIS.
YEAH! AAH! BYE, DORIS!
MY HOMEGIRL, MY SISTER FROM ANOTHER MISTER.
IT'S OKAY.
AAH! (groans)
TEXT ME, DODO.
OKAY, YEAH.
WE'RE GONNA GO SEE THE NEW MATT DAMON. SHE'S FUN.
YEAH, SHE'S AWESOME.
AND WE'RE BACK. TOGETHER AGAIN. YOU AND ME, RIGHT?
FRIENDS TILL THE END. PULL ME UP.
WHAT?
WE'LL GO SEE THAT JULIA ROBERTS MOVIE AGAIN.
I'LL GO SEE IT WITH YOU.
OH, I DON'T THINK I CAN.
THIS TOOK A LOT LONGER THAN I THOUGHT.
I GOTTA GO SEE MY NIGHTTIME FRIENDS NOW.
OH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? TOMORROW WE ARE ON.
JUST YOU AND ME
AND JULIA ROBERTS AND THOSE MAGNIFICENT CHOMPERS OF HERS.
OKAY? POPCORN'S ON ME.
YOU CAN HOLD THE BUCKET.
HEY, COULD YOU BRING A HEATING PAD?
I'M GONE.
ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU TOMORROW.
(man) NEXT WEDNESDAY NIGHT...
(turns TV off)
HEY. HOW ARE YOU FEELIN'?
BOY, IF IT'S ANYTHING LIKE HOW YOU LOOK--PRETTY BAD, HUH?
I ACTUALLY FEEL OKAY.
IT TURNS OUT WHEN YOU DO IT ALL,
YOU GET HOSPITALIZED FOR EXHAUSTION.
MM.
KINDA NICE IN HERE, ACTUALLY.
IT'S QUIET. THEY BRING YOU FOOD AND WATER.
IT'S LIKE BEING IN A SPA.
I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO GET UP TO PEE.
OH, NO, I'M PRETTY SURE YOU--YOU DO.
OH.
THESE MUFFINS LOOK GOOD. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT.
I DIDN'T. JASON'S ACTUALLY IN THE ROOM DOWN THE HALL.
WHAT?
GUESS HE WAS A LITTLE BIT SICKER THAN I THOUGHT--
DOUBLE PNEUMONIA. SO THAT WAS MY BAD,
BUT I'M GONNA MAKE IT UP TO HIM
IN EVERY WAY THAT HOSPITAL RULES ALLOW.
DOUBLE PNEUMONIA--
I WONDER HOW LONG YOU GET TO STAY IN FOR THAT.
JUST EAT HALF OF THAT, 'CAUSE YOU DON'T NEED... ALL RIGHT.
(woman over P.A.) DR. KRAVITZ,
YOU HAVE A VISITOR IN THE MAIN LOBBY.
DR. KRAVITZ, A VISITOR IN THE MAIN LOBBY.