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[MUSIC PLAYING]
-Yeah, Mom, the doctor said that I have this disease where
I can only talk, like, 140 characters at a time.
-Excuse me, do you know how to get to the stadium from here?
-Mom, I have to go.
Stadium?
Uh, yeah.
You just go down Main for, like, 10
blocks, right on Grover.
[BUZZER]
-Then after that, the stadium should--
[GASPING]
-Are you OK?
-Yeah, sorry about that.
It's just, it's a side effect of this disease I have.
-Is it AIDS?
-No.
It's not AIDS.
It's just, I can't talk for a prolonged
period of time without--
[BUZZER]
--my--
[GASPING]
-That's messed up.
-Let's get the hell out of here.
-No, no, don't go.
Hey.
No.
-What, are you giving those girls a
hard time or something?
-No, I was just giving them directions to the stadium, and
then-- look, man, I've got this disease.
-Is it AIDS?
-What?
I don't have AIDS, OK?
It's just this Twitter thing, where if I talk--
[BUZZER]
--more than a hundred and for--
[GASPING]
-What are you saying?
What, are you making fun of the way I talk?
Like I'm some sort of juiced-up gorilla or something
like that, huh?
-I'm sorry, man.
I don't mean to do that I--
I--
honestly, people who use steroids,
I think that they're--
[BUZZER]
[GASPING]
-Oh, you think you're a funny guy.
-Ugh.
[SIRENS]
-Sir, sir.
Oh, god.
Are you OK?
-Yeah, I guess.
I mean, this guy, he--
I guess he thought I was messing with these girls.
He knocked me out--
[BUZZER]
--because I--
[GASPING]
-He's going into shock.
Sir, sir, do you have AIDS?
[MUSIC PLAYING]