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Hi. This is 8BitMMO. I don't know what this game is.
Yeah, I don't know what this game is, but... Yeah.
There's a door right there.
Let's go. It's a little laggy for some reason.
Ha, look at that guy.
There's a sign.
This is my kitchen.
Hello.
This is my kitchen.
You can't tell because I don't own any
appliances.
Can't trust them.
Alright.
Uhhh.. Talk to... Robby2...
Good work! You survived the great and treacherous journey to my kitchen. Truly you are brave enough to be the hero!
Etc, etc, now get out.
Go forth into 8BitMMO,
Uhh, no thank you.
A veritable sandbox of building things, and also stabbing things with swords, and probably other stuff, too, because I'm still working on this.
Don't rush me.
You could do anything from take... down...
a hoard of evil monsters to build a city...
But the most important thing you can do is... Get out of my kitchen.
You want one last quest?
There is one thing...
A wild pack of Congressional Lobbyist Slugs have infested my pantry.
Go slay 5 and come back. Ok.
Use you spacebar to attack them with your sword.
(What?) Oh, attack.
Hehehe. Look at that(?).
*More hehehes*
There's DPS on this. There's no DPS.
What is this?
Oh no.
Ooh. Yeaah. 4 left to destroy these evil beasts.
Let's slay these evil beasts.
Oh yes! I slayed 5 slugs.
Great, the quest is talking to me!
That's in my head!
I'm going crazy!
Let's kill of a few more.
The music is loud. Oh wow, you survived!
I did not expect that... and now you want a reward.
Very well, I will give you a PICTURE OF A HOTDOG!
You don't want it? Oh, no, that's cool. If you don't want it.
Now- Great, now he's crying.
Now, for you escape!
Use the teleporter on the right(get close to the blue thing on the right and press E), and then jump into the pit!
Yes, seriously.
Wow. Alright.
Just making sure(?).
Let me turn the music down.
Oh, it's the music. (NO SHIPWRECK :D)
No music!
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I was even in a music video. I can't say which one but let's
just say it was THRILLING. Wow. Wow.
No, I don't.
Oh no, absolutely no. WHAT IS LAWYERCATS?!
*light laugh* There's LobbySlugs and now there's LawyerCats.
Law Offices of LOL &
LOL, Incorporated, Incorporation whatever.
There's a teleporter there.
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