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The Shorty Awards are happening. The nominations and the voting is taking place and it’s
been taking place since yesterday so I need you guys to go ahead and vote for us. But
only if you want to ok? Oh is she not merciful? Only if you want to. Now if she gets tough
on you, you might have to vote even if you don’t want to. You don’t wanna be punished
do you? Well you just got an extra hundred votes. Alright so, we are running in two different
categories. I am running for best video blogger. And if you do choose to vote for me, all you
need to do is have a Twitter account. I know some of you don’t but it’s really easy
to sign up. You don’t have to use Twitter for anything else. And basically what you
do is you go to the url shortyawards.com/category/videoblogger. Ok, we’ll include a link so you guys can
click on that. And then it’ll have a box where you say I nominate and then use my Twitter
user name Ana Kasparian for best video blogger because and then you can use whatever excuse
you want. Because Ana is my shorty. Some people have used things like I like her feet. Man
when Ana goes to get votes ok, she immediately goes dirty dirty. No but that’s not me.
That’s what they like. No. Of course. I mean like or you can say other things that
you know. I’m just saying. You might wanna vote and say dirty things. Is anybody else
running? Do I get votes? Sure, we’ll get to you in a second. So there’s this dude
named Bing. I’ve never heard of him before but he’s kicking my ***. I’m like in eighth
place right now. He’s in first place. He has like a hundred seventy votes I think.
Come on guys. Let’s get it going. Isn’t Bing like a search engine? It is. It is yes.
Ok. He’s also a person on Youtube. Alright, also please vote for The Young Turks for best
web show. And you can do that by going to shortyawards.com/category/webshow and again
we’ll include a link. I love that like eighty percent of this is about Ana and then she’s
like oh yea by the way. The Young Turks ok best show whatever. Ok let’s move on. Yes.
And that’s about it. By the way I didn’t even know we were up for these. And here’s
how I know. Because I’m on Twitter and people will be like oh I voted for Cenk for Shorty
or this or something. I’m like oh. That’s awesome. God bless your heart. Ok so what
are we voting for me for. Well there’s a Youtube Star category. Oh please. Come on.
It’s already over. And it’s the same url. It’s shortyawards.com/category/youtubestar.
And you can vote for Cenk. Not a big deal. I’m just saying you know what I’m saying.
By the way. Which sounds better: Youtube star or video blogger? So just calm down. I think
Youtube star sounds awesome. Yea. Exactly. And J.R. Would you like to have a category?
Oh sure. Most kick *** producer? I nominate you. Turns out Ana’s moved from number eight
to number six. Ok instantly the TYT Army springs into action. Yes. And they’ve now created
other awards. For example Jesus is now leading in the category of best director for Shorties.
Ok. He’s got two votes and one of which is because he can walk on water. Ok. Congratulations
Jesus. And apparently a category is being created for best feet and Ana is now leading.
The irony is no one’s ever seen her feet. No one’s seen my feet. Exactly. It’s amazing.
I love you guys. You guys are amazing. Of course our detractors will say it’s not
fair. The TYT Army is too strong. It’s too strong. In fact, Alex Jones has a conspiracy
theory about it already. I’ll tell you what happened. The global conspiracy to talk about
Ana’s feet got her the Shorty awards for the feet. Of course. I’m not gonna take
those pills. I’m not gonna take ‘em.