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Women, is your biological clock ticking?
There's a new birth control on the market
that's more effective than any other.
The new "Chute."
The birth control...
for MEN.
We know what you're up to women,
and it makes us men SICK.
Don't try to trick us with your fake birth control scams
and expensive weddings.
We know you want to get pregnant, trap us,
and keep us from kicking *** on our awesome dreams!
Achieve that GREATNESS
chicks are ALWAYS trying to keep you from.
Comes with a hologram butterfly projector.
Now in regular...
AND... alligator pit.