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Hey everybody. Coma Niddy here and here are some really bad science jokes written by yours
truly. Don't worry, laughing is optional!
What's the best advice for an amoeba? Just go with the flow!
Because amoebas use cytoplasmic streaming to move around.
What did the volvox say to the paramecium that was acting the fool?
Stop being so cilia!
Did you hear about the euglena that went to the hospital?
It had a severe case of whiplash!
[Making Fast Wooosh Sounds]
Why did Nikola Tesla go unnoticed in the history books?
He was kept under the Radar
What do you get when Charles Darwin's book becomes a film?
A Natural Adaptation!
Did you hear about the Stegosaurus that got pulled over?
The cops said it had suspicious plates But that's also wrong. Pulling over innocent
Stegasauruses.
What's the best advice for an aspiring paleontologist? The Fossibilities are endless!
I'm pretty proud of that one.
What do you call photons for breakfast? A light meal
What does a black hole have in common with an Italian restaurant?
They both specialize in spaghettification! So if you were to fall into a black hole your
body would be stretched like a noodle. And then it would be snapped in half. And then
those halves would be stretched like noodles as well and then snapped in half again. And
the process repeats and repeats and repeats all the way down to the atomic level. And
that's spaghettification!
And that concludes this edition of really bad science jokes. If you like this video
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as well as any science questions that you may have. I'll see you next time!