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Hello welcome to how to succeed in high school without really trying.
I'll be your guide Jonathan Feng and here are some tips of how to get through
high school without putting the effort and still maintain that 4.0.
One of my personal favorite tips is procrastination. Why? Because students often work better under pressure.
It also makes sure that you work quickly,
efficiently, and work of better quality. Now let's play some xbox.
Hey man you should really start homework right now.
Nah man, turnitin is at 2, I have time. Hey dude can I play?
Don't we have an essay due in like.. 6 hours? Nahh man its alright.
Beautiful essay we have here. Don't crash Steve.
No I'm not a Daniel. Wait are there people here?
Yeah but you have to go down, you're too high. Man, I should really start my essay now.
Hello? Hey man, do you know for your essay? What
topic are you doing? We have an essay?! Alright I'll call you back.
Submit.
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Now the next tip is to always do your homework in the class before it's due. This way you'll
get it done for sure efficiently, quickly and also under a lot
of stress. Wait, so it says here the sky is blue, do
you think the actual meaning is that the sky is blue.
Or do you think there is a second meaning behind it. Wait what are you working on?
Dude leave me alone. Why? what are you working on?
It's my homework for my next class it's due next period.
Don't you think we should actually.. That's due tomorrow leave me alone!
Now the next step is never listen to your teacher because whatever information
they tell you you don't really have to listen to it.
My personal favorite is to always cram the night before because you then
you'll always know the information and will never forget what you studied in a week.
Guys, please don't cram all this, it's very hard, it's very difficult, and if you cram,
I guarantee you it won't go well for you. Ok, it's 12 I got this.
Need to break out some study aid.
Matrices, ok not bad. Skip a few pages.
YES 95!
Don't always listen to your teachers when they tell you not to use resources such as
wikinotes or sparknotes. They always give the correct information in
a shorter amount of time. Alright kiddies, the test is going to have
questions directly from the textbooks, so wikinotes won't help you this time.
So make sure you actually read the chapter. Ugh, there's so much to know about the gilded
age. Ugh, wikinotes.
Cheater defeaters! Dude! This is exactly like wikinotes...
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Oh right, next tip, is to always use your best friend wikipedia. Why?
Because the information there is always correct and you can always just copy and paste it,
change the format. Turnitin will never checks it out.
Oh no, I have an essay due tomorrow and I know absolutely nothing! Wikipedia!
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Remember kids, it is very imperative to make friends in high school.
Friends are beneficial because you can always ask them what you will do next in your next
class. Hey, do we have time to do homework in class
today? Oh yeah, yeah, just don't worry about it we
have plenty of time.
Hi, I would just like to remind you that the internet is one of the best resources.
Especially if you wanna find your test. Applied practice 11 Dallas, Texas.
Sweet.
Ah yes, one of my favorite tips. Always calculate your grades
to see how much minimum effort you have to put into the test.
That way you'll know if you either not have to study, or try really hard.
Yes, I only need a 4% to get an A in this class.
Now remember class, it's very important to always ask for the previous class's homework.
That way, you'll be able to have an advantage and do less work.
Ayo wassup, do you have the money? Just take the whole wallet.
Are you sure this is AP Euro? Yeah, it's top stuff.
If you want your teacher to like you, always ask the right and smart questions.
Is this due tomorrow? On a scale of 1 to 10 how screwed would I
be if I didn't do this? How many points is this worth?
Is this critically graded?
Now remember, if you're ever going to say anything in class, make sure to say it with
confidence, because confidence makes it true.
Daniel, please join the conversation. Why do you think the author named the book
Cat in the Hat.
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Hey wake up! Oh.. right.
Remember, one of the most important things is always do the minimum amount of effort.
Never put any extra work into doing extra problems.
Now if you want an A in this class, I suggest do all the questions on the... Yes.
So is this for credit? No, but I recommend that you actu...
Remember to always sleep in class, because you need to make up that sleep
from pulling that all-nighter to study for that test.
Okay everybody turn to page 224 asdfasdfhalskdfhalskdfsdf akl;sjdfhalksdfhalksdfhalksdasdf
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elements... Can we have someone to answer this question
please? Kevin... Kevin?
Are you.. are you sleeping? Ok class, moving on now, since Kevin is asleep.
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Class, today we will be taking the California Standardized Testing. Please take your time.
Try to show what you know. Dude.. I'll race you.
DONE. DONE UGH.
Aight, today we're going to find out my CST test scores. Let's open them up..
95/600 :(