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Girl, you're so beautiful,
and I'm so glad to know
that the price of binoculars
has gotten so very low.
Girl, I'm so glad to see
you changing out here from the street.
Someday you'll be in the perfect
situation for us to meet.
But until then...
I'll be watching you...
Out here from your tree...
That's a nice bra.
You're gonna take a shower.
Oh yeah, snap!
It looks like you are.
And I'll say one thing to that:
Happy Valentine's to me.
Girl, I know where you go
when you're doing your laundry.
I know you do it at half past 1:00,
and I have seen you pee.
I know what brand you buy
when concerned 'bout feminine hygiene.
I've salvaged pieces of your hair,
and I've eaten them.
It tasted good.
I made myself a scrapbook
of things that I have taken
from your house.
I wait 'til you leave for work
and then I sneak in
and I'll raid your med cabinet...
Happy Valentine's to me.
Girl, I'm writing you to say
I can't take another day.
We'll be together alive or
maybe in another way.
Marry me; I'm in love.
Please don't get a restraining order.
Legal action's not necessary.
Why do girls think I'm scary?
Seems they all do...
Maybe you are different...
Or maybe you are not...
And I'll stay alone...
Up here in your tree...
Watching you undress...
And I'll say one thing to that:
Happy Valentine's to me...
That was like the fourth stalker this week!
I think I should maybe get some blinds for my windows.
Some blinds will do...
(sigh)