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THE STAFF
OF THE CHRISTIAN
TELEVISION NETWORK
IN CLEARWATER,
FLORIDA.
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>>ARTHELENE: HI
THERE AND WELCOME AND
WELCOME TO
HOMEKEEPERS, WHOOOO,
AND GIRL COME ON IN,
AND THE GENTLEMAN,
AND WE ARE SO GLAD TO
HAVE THE GENTLEMAN
VIEWERS,
AND WE WELCOME YOU
AND IF YOU HAVE NOT
SEEN US BEFORE AND WE
ARE CALLED,
"HOMEKEEPERS." AND I
HOPE THIS WOULD NOT
BE YOUR LAST TIME TO
WATCH AND I BELIEVE
WE WILL SEE ANSWERED
PRAYER. WE HAVE SUCH
A GOOD PROGRAM, AND
WE HAVE MANY SERIOUS
THINGS ON THE
PROGRAM, AND WE WILL
HAVE SOMETHING THAT
WILL LIGHTEN YOUR
HEART, AND WE HAVE
GOT A COMEDIAN AND
HER NAME IS WANITA
LOLITA, AND IT IS A
FIELD THAT IS
FASCINATING TO ME,
AND I BELIEVE IT
WOULD BE DIFFICULT,
AND I WANT TO FIND
OUT WHAT BROUGHT HER
TO THIS POINT AND SHE
IS FULL-TIME IN
CHRISTIAN COMEDY, AND
I KNOW THIS, AND THE
CHRISTIANS NEED TO
LAUGH MORE THAN THEY
DO. AND HOPEFULLY,
SHE CAN MAKE THAT
HAPPEN, AND I'M GOING
TO BE JOINING
STEPHANIE AND THE
KITCHEN, AND THIS IS
A REALLY NICE TACO RING,
AND THIS HAS THE
PASTRIES, AND WE CAN
SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE
IT AND I BELIEVE YOU
WOULD WANT THIS AND
WE HAVE BEEN HITTING
THE JACKPOT WITH SOME
GOOD RECIPES AND WE
ARE GETTING MORE
ORDERS. I AM DOING
THEM MYSELF, AND WE
CANNOT REALLY ENDORSE
WHAT WE ARE DOING.
AND BEFORE I JOINED
STEPHANIE I WANT TO
REMIND YOU, THAT WE
HAVE GOT, AND WE
HAVE GOT TO THE CROSS
BRACELETS, AND THIS
IS THE SIDEWAYS
CROSS, AND WE HAVE
THE WORLD BAND,
AND WE DID NOT THINK
WE COULD GET ANYMORE
BUT WE COULD BUT FOR
THE GIFT OF $20, AND
WE CAN GET THIS OUT
TO YOU AND IF YOU
WANT TO ORDER IT BY
MAIL, YOU CAN ORDER
IT BY MAIL, TO MY PO
BOX YOU SEE ON THE
SCREEN. AND THE
TELEPHONE NUMBER, AND
IF YOU USE A CREDIT
CARD, AND I DON'T
KNOW IF STEPHANIE
KNOWS THIS ONE.
>>STEPHANIE: THE
PHONE NUMBER? AND
WHAT? I DON'T KNOW.
>>ARTHELENE:--
1-800-229-0059, AND
SHE HAS FLUNKED.
>>STEPHANIE: WE WILL
REMEMBER IT LATER.
>> ARTHELENE: WE WILL BE
GETTING THIS OUT TO YOU.
>> STEPHANIE: I LOVE IT AND I
WEAR IT EVERY SINGLE DAY.
>>ARTHELENE: I DID
NOT HAVE MINE ON AND
I'M GLAD YOU HAVE IT.
>>STEPHANIE: AND I
LIKE TO WEAR IT UNTIL
I WEAR IT OUT.
>>ARTHELENE: AND IF
YOU ENJOY IT, AND WHY
NOT? AND TELL ME
WHAT YOU HAVE DONE.
>> STEPHANIE: AND WE HAVE
GOT THE GROUND
BEEF, AND WE
HAVE GOT TO DRAIN
THIS REALLY GOOD, AND
YOU DID NOT HAVE A
LOT OF GREASE, AND WE
HAVE THE TACO
SEASONING, AND WE
DID ONE HALF CUP OF
WATER, AND WE ARE
COOKING IT DOWN, AND
YOU DO NOT WANT
THIS TO BE WET.
>>ARTHELENE: AND YOU
WANT TO GET OUT ALL
OF THE MOISTURE.
>>STEPHANIE: AND WE
HAVE THE CRESCENT
ROLLS, A COUPLE OF TUBES.
AND WE HAVE THEM IN
A CIRCLE, AND WE CAN
MAKE THIS LIKE A
WREATH, AND THIS IS
GOING TO BE LIKE A
CHRISTMAS WREATH
MADE OF TACOS.
>>ARTHELENE: AND YOU
SAY THIS IS SO GOOD
WHEN THIS IS COLD?
AND THIS HAS BEEN OUT
UNDER THE LIGHTS,
AND THEY ARE A LITTLE
GOOEY. AND YOU
SHOULD LEAVE THEM IN
THE REFRIGERATOR
UNTIL YOU ARE READY.
AND WERE GOING TO BE
SPREADING THIS OUT.
>>ARTHELENE: AND
STEPHANIE CAME HERE,
AND THERE IS SUCH A
BONUS WITH HER, AND
SHE IS SO EASY TO
LOOK AT.
>>STEPHANIE: OH, THAT
IS ME, ALL RIGHT.
>>ARTHELENE: AND NO,
AND YOU HAVE NEVER
BEEN TO A CULINARY
SCHOOL.
>>STEPHANIE: I LOVE
TO COOK.
>>ARTHELENE: SHE HAS
SUCH AN INSTINCT,
AND SHE IS THE ONLY
ONE HERE AT CTN WITH
A FAN CLUB. AND YOU
HAVE GOT SOME MORE
THIS WEEK.
>>STEPHANIE: I DID
NOT KNOW I HAD TWO
MORE? AND WE HAVE GOT
MORE THAN 10?
>>ARTHELENE: AND YOU
KNOW, AND WE WERE
PAST 20.
>>STEPHANIE: AND WE
ARE NOT IN THE
HUNDREDS.
>>ARTHELENE: WELL WE
HAVE SOME RELATIVES.
>> LAUGHTER.
>>ARTHELENE: AND THE
MOTHER IS THE
PRESIDENT.
>>STEPHANIE: AND MY
MOTHER IS THE
PRESIDENT, AND SHE
IS SO HAPPY AND
PROUD. AND WE HAVE
GOT THIS, AND WE HAVE
THE HAMBURGER AND THE
TACO SEASONING. AND
THIS WOULD BE BEST TO
LET THIS GO OVER, AND
I'M GOING TO BURN MY
FINGERS. BUT
ANYTHING FOR
HOMEKEEPERS. AND SO,
YOU WILL JUST WRAP
THIS AROUND LIKE
THIS, RIGHT HERE,
AND WE WILL PUT THIS
RIGHT AROUND HERE.
>>ARTHELENE: I THINK
YOU WANT TO DO THIS
ONE, IN FACT, I
E-MAILED MY GRANDSON
IN LAKELAND, AND I
SAID YOU MUST COME
OVER AND BRING THE
FAMILY, AND GET
TOGETHER. HE HAD TO GO
OUT OF TOWN, BUT I
MIGHT DO THIS.
>>STEPHANIE: AND YOU
KNOW, YOU COULD DO
THIS WITH THE CHICKEN
AND MAYBE THE BEFORE
THE CHICKEN. AND YOU
COULD USE THE TACO
SEASONING.
>>ARTHELENE: AND WE
HAVE GOT A
16-YEAR-OLD GRANDSON
WHO IS SIX FEET ONE,
AND I WANTED TO TAKE
AND THE CHEESECAKE
FACTORY, AND HE WAS
VERY SICK, AND MY
DAUGHTER WAS OUT OF
TOWN, AND HE SAID, HE
WANTED SOME SOUP.
AND I LEFT MY DESK,
AND I WENT HOME, AND
I'VE GOT THE SOUP IN
THE FREEZER AND I HAD
MADE SOME COOKIES THE
NIGHT BEFORE, AND
I'VE FIXED HIM A HOT
TODDY WITH NO ALCOHOL,
AND THE FRESH
COOKIES AND THE SOUP.
HE WAS HEALED. HE
PLAYED BASKETBALL
THAT NIGHT.
>>STEPHANIE: AND YES,
THIS IS SO GOOD, AND
WE HAVE THIS IN HERE,
AND YOU WILL BRING
THE EDGES OVER. AND
I WOULD DO WHAT I DID
NOT DO EARLIER. AND
WE DON'T LIKE SO MUCH
CHEESE, AND THIS ONE
CALLS FOR A LOT OF
CHEESE ON THE INSIDE.
AND I DID NOT DO
THAT BUT I WILL BE
DOING THAT ONE NOW.
>>ARTHELENE: AND I'M
GOING TO BE GOING AND
I WANT TO DRESS THIS
UP. THIS IS SO
BEAUTIFUL. AND DO
YOU PUT THE CHEESE IN
THE MIDDLE?
>>STEPHANIE: GO WITH
THE LETTUCE, AND
BRING THIS AROUND,
AND THEN YOU JUST
WANT TO CLEAN IT UP.
>>ARTHELENE: AND WHAT
DO YOU DO NEXT?
>>STEPHANIE: WE HAVE
THE TOMATOES.
>>ARTHELENE: YOU
KNOW, AND WHEN YOU
HAVE SOMETHING SO
PRETTY TO PRESENT.
>>STEPHANIE: AND YOU
COULD DO THE PORK OR
THE CHICKEN AND THE
CHEESE.
>>ARTHELENE:...
>>STEPHANIE: AND YOU
WANT TO DO THE
OLIVES. AND WE DO
NOT DO OLIVES AT MY
HOUSE.
>>ARTHELENE: AND I
CAN HARDLY WAIT TO
TASTE THIS. AND WE
HAVE THE SOUR CREAM
IF YOU LIKE. AND
YOU SAY YOU MAKE IT
AT HOME?
>>STEPHANIE: OH, YES.
AND YES, AND WE LIKE
TACOS.
>>ARTHELENE: AND YOU
KNOW WHAT ELSE? AND
I DO THIS MORE OFTEN
THAT BEFORE, AND I
COVER IT UP WITH
ALUMINUM FOIL.
>>STEPHANIE: AND YES,
IT WAS SO NICE, AND
SOMEONE SENT ME A
CROCK POT LINER WITH A
CHRISTMAS CARD. IT
WAS A CROCK
>>ARTHELENE: POT
LINER?.
>>STEPHANIE: AND YES,
THEN YOU PULL OUT THE
LINER AND THE
CROCK POT IS CLEAN.
AND YES, I WANTED
ONE, AND I WOULD
FORGET AND SHE SAID
ME ONE AND I WAS SO
HAPPY.
>>ARTHELENE: AND YOU
WERE FASTING? AND
HOW MANY MORE DAYS?
>>STEPHANIE: I HAVE
GOT FOUR MORE DAYS
AND THEN I CAN HAVE
SOME COFFEE AND A
CHEESEBURGER. AND
YOU'RE GOING TO BE
BAKING THIS AT ABOUT
350 DEGREES FOR 30
MINUTES AND YOU WILL
BE ABLE TO TELL, AND
EVERYTHING WOULD BE
COOKED.
>>ARTHELENE: I'M SO
GLAD YOU LIKE IT.
YES. I LIKE THIS
BETTER THAN A
TORTILLA.
>>STEPHANIE: AND YES,
THIS IS SO GOOD.
>>ARTHELENE: YOU WANT
THIS ONE AND I KNOW
YOU DO AND THIS IS
GOING TO BE COMING UP
ON THE SCREEN, AND I
BELIEVE, AND WE HAVE
GOT THE PASTRY TACO,
AND IF YOU SAY THE
TACO RING, AND WE
CAN GET THIS OUT TO
YOU AND WRITE TO ME
AT MY POST OFFICE BOX
THAT YOU SEE ON THE
SCREEN, OR YOU CAN
E-MAIL ME AND WE WILL
GET IT TO YOU, AND
MEET MY BEST FRIEND
NOW, JUANITA.
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>> IF YOU WOULD LIKE
A COPY OF TODAY'S
RECIPE YOU CAN WRITE
TO THE ADDRESS ON
YOUR SCREEN OR YOU
CAN E-MAIL YOUR
REQUEST TO THE
E-MAIL ADDRESS YOU
SEE ON THE SCREEN.
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>>ARTHELENE: ALL
RIGHT, AND I'M SO
GLAD TO MEET YOU
TODAY, AND WE HAVE
GOT YOUR STAGE NAME
WANITA LOLITA?
>>STEPHANIE: THAT IS
MY REAL NAME.
>>ARTHELENE: AND
WOULD THERE BE
SPANISH IN YOUR
BACKGROUND?
>>GUEST: AND YES MY
MOTHER IS SPANISH AND
MY FATHER IS FROM
WEST VIRGINIA. AND
THIS IS MY REAL NAME,
AND PEOPLE WANT TO
KNOW, AND THIS IS MY
DRIVERS LICENSE AND
WE SAY, YES.
>>ARTHELENE: AND I
WAS PLEASED THE KNOW,
AND YOU DON'T LIVE
FAR FROM THE, AND
SHE WENT TO THE
SCHOOL THAT MY
HUSBAND FOUNDED,
SAINT PETE CHRISTIAN
SCHOOL, AND YOUR
DAUGHTER WENT THERE
AND WE HAVE HISTORY.
>>GUEST: AND YES, AND
SHE SINGS AT SUNCOAST
CATHEDRAL.
>>ARTHELENE: YOU
WANTED TO BE AN
ACTRESS?
>>GUEST: I DID, YOU
KNOW CUT AND I
BELIEVE EVERY KID
WANTS TO DO THAT.
AND YES, AND I DID
NOT KNOW I WOULD TELL
JOKES.
>>ARTHELENE: AND WERE
YOU RAISED IN A
CHRISTIAN HOME?
>>GUEST: AND YES, I
WAS BLESSED AND
REALLY BLESSED.
>>ARTHELENE: AND WHEN
YOU WERE A KID, DID
YOU TRY TO MAKE THE
PEOPLE LAUGH?
>>GUEST: NO. NO.
AND NOT ON PURPOSE
ANYWAY, AND I DON'T
BELIEVE THEY DID.
AND YOU KNOW, IT WAS
FUNNY AND WHEN GOD
HAS A PLAN, AND HE
WILL TAKE YOU ON THE
JOURNEY, AND I NEVER
SAW MYSELF, AND I
NEVER SAW MYSELF
DOING THIS.
>>ARTHELENE: YOU HAVE
A GRANDCHILD NOW?
>>GUEST: I HAVE TWO
OF THEM.
>>ARTHELENE: AND
SOMETIMES, AND GOD
WILL GIVE YOU A
SURPRISE IN LIFE.
>>GUEST: AND YES, I
WAS IN MY 40S WHEN I
BEGAN TO DO STAND UP,
AND I WAS WORKING
FOR THE OPEN MIC.
>>ARTHELENE: DID YOU
DO ANY ACTING?
>>GUEST: AND YES, I
YES YOUR KIDS ALL WANT
TO BE ACTORS, I WAS AT THE
THE BILTMORE HOTEL, FOR A
OPEN MIC NIGHT AND THEY
THOUGHT I WAS FUNNY,
AND THEY TOLD ME TO
DO STAND UP.
>>ARTHELENE: AND YOU
KNOW, I HAVE GOT SOME
FAMILIARITY WITH
THESE THINGS, AND
THIS WOULD BE THE
HARDEST THING AND TO
STAND UP.
>>GUEST: IT IS
DIFFICULT AND MY
FIRST AND MY FIRST
SHOW, I WAS SCARED TO
DEATH, AND I WROTE A
MONOLOGUE AND THEN I
DID IT AND IT WAS IT.
AND THEN THERE WAS A
CONTEST AND I WANT
THE CONTEST.
>>ARTHELENE: AND WE
HAVE GOT SOME VIDEO,
AND WE WANT TO TAKE A
LOOK AT YOUR VIDEO
AND WHERE YOU HAVE
PERFORMED.
>>GUEST: THIS WAS AT
MY CHURCH.
>>-- AND THE
PEOPLE CHANGE WHEN
THEY GET MARRIED,
DON'T WE? YES, AND WE
WERE DATING IF I SAID
I WAS THIRSTY, AND MY
HUSBAND WOULD SAY, LET
ME GET YOU A DRINK.
AND NOW THAT WE ARE
MARRIED, AND WHEN I
SAY I AM THIRSTY,
AND HE WILL SAY GET
ME SOMETHING WHILE
YOU ARE UP.
AND BEFORE WE GOT
MARRIED, I THOUGHT HE
WAS SUPERMAN, AND
AND HE STILL IS,
THERE IS NOTHING HE
CANNOT DO, YOU KNOW,
I BELIEVE HE IS
SUPERMAN, BUT I
BELIEVE OUR WEDDING
BAND IS MADE OF KRYPTONITE.
I LOVE
MY HUSBAND, BUT I DO
LOVE HIM AND I DO AND
I WAIT FOR HIM TO
COME HOME EVERY NIGHT
BEFORE I EAT.
AND I DON'T CARE HOW
LATE IT IS AND I
WAIT, I WAIT FOR
HIM AND HE DOES THE
COOKING. I HAD YOU
ON THAT ONE, DIDN'T I?
>>ARTHELENE: AND
WHERE DO YOU GET THE
MATERIAL FROM THE
REAL-LIFE?
>>GUEST: IT IS TRUE.
>>ARTHELENE: I'M
FASCINATED, AND YOU
STARTED THIS AT THE
TIME YOU DID, AND
LIKE I SAY, IT WOULD
BE A DIFFICULT FIELD
TO BREAK INTO. AND I
LOVE RELIGIOUS HUMOR
AND AS LONG AS THIS
IS FUNNY AND NOT
SACRILEGIOUS. AND
YOU KNOW.
>>GUEST: AND THIS
IS WHY MEN DON'T WANT
DIRECTIONS BECAUSE
MOSES WANDERED IN
THE DESERT FOR 40
YEARS, AND NOTHING
DIFFERENT THERE.
>>GUEST: AND WHAT GOD
SHOWED ME, AND I
REALLY DO THE CLEAN,
IN THE SECULAR COMEDY
CLUBS, AND I CALL IT
STAND UP FOR HIM,
AND WE TALK ABOUT
LORD, AND WHEN HE
WAS CALLING ME, AND I
WAS IN MY 40S, AND
NOW, YOU WANT ME?
AND HE SAID, IF YOU
WOULD HAVE HAD THIS
WHEN YOU WERE
YOUNGER, AND HE COULD
HAVE SUSTAINED ME,
BUT I DON'T THINK
THIS WOULD BE LIKE IT
IS NOW.
>>ARTHELENE: AND YOU
WILL PERFORM SO MANY
DIFFERENT OCCASIONS
AND WE WANT TO PUT UP
YOUR WEBSITE. AND IF
YOU WANT SOMETHING
DIFFERENT FOR YOUR
CHURCH GROUP OR
WHATEVER AND YOU CAN
THINK ABOUT A COMEDY
AND I KNOW ONE THING,
AND THE CHRISTIANS
DON'T LAUGH.
>>GUEST: AND WE
SHOULD, AND WE HAVE
THE JOY IN CHRIST.
>>ARTHELENE: AND I
WANT TO SAY, AND I
WENT THROUGH MANY
YEARS OF DEEP SORROW
AND MUCH LOSS. AND I
WOULD CRY SO MUCH,
AND I WOULD BE SO, I
WOULD BE SURPRISED
BECAUSE I WOULD BE
ALIVE IN THE MORNING.
AND WHEN I CAME TO
THE END OF THE
HEARTBREAK, AND I
WENT TO CALIFORNIA TO
SEE MY SISTER. AND
MY FRIENDS WERE
AROUND THE TABLE AND
WE WERE AROUND THE
TABLE AND I LAUGHED
SO HARD, AND I
ALMOST WENT UNDER THE
TABLE. AND I BELIEVE
THAT IS A TURNING
POINT, AND THE BIBLE
SAYS LAUGHTER IS GOOD
LIKE A MEDICINE, AND
THAT IS ABSOLUTELY
TRUE.
>>ARTHELENE:
>>GUEST: IT IS
AMAZING, AND WHEN
YOU ARE THERE AND YOU
ARE PERFORMING, AND
YOU SEE THE PEOPLE
THAT HAVE AND THE
PEOPLE COME UP AND
SAY, AND I REALLY
NEEDED THIS. AND I
JUST HAD THIS HAPPEN.
AND WE CAN BRING
LAUGHTER, AND EVEN
FOR A FEW MOMENTS.
AND YES, AND WE WORK
WITH A BIG GROUP,
CALLED H2O HUMOR.
AND WE HAVE SOME
COMEDIANS, AND WE
RAISE MONEY FOR THE
CHURCH AND THIS IS
WHAT WE DO. AND WE
CAN BE BOOKED, AND
WE HAVE THE RIGHT HE
SHOW, AND THIS IS A
BIG SCALE PRODUCTION
THAT IS AMAZING.
>>ARTHELENE: AND I
HAVE IN A AND I HAVE
INTERVIEWED A LOT OF
PEOPLE, AND MARK
LOWRY IS FALLING DOWN
FUNNY, AND THE
COMEDIANS ARE SOME OF
THE MOST SERIOUS
PEOPLE IN THE WORLD,
OFF THE STAGE.
>>GUEST: WE CAN BE,
AND THERE ARE SOME
PEOPLE, AND YOU WERE
DESTINED TO BE A
COMEDIAN AND THEY
THINK I AM FUNNY AND
THE OTHER SAY REALLY
YOU ARE FUNNY?
>>ARTHELENE: BECAUSE,
AND MAYBE ARE
SEARCHING FOR THE
NEXT PROGRAM OUT OF
REAL-LIFE.
>>GUEST: AND I FOLLOW
MY HUSBAND AROUND AND
THAT MAKES IT PRETTY
GOOD. HE GIVES ME
ALL OF THE MATERIAL I
NEED.
>>ARTHELENE: AND IS
THIS HARD FOR A GIRL?
>>GUEST: AND YES,
THIS IS MUCH HARDER
AND I WAS TOLD BY A
SECULAR COMEDIAN,
AND HE SAID YOU ARE
FUNNY BUT IT WILL BE
HARD BECAUSE YOU ARE
A WOMAN.
UNFORTUNATELY AND IN
THE CLUBS WHERE I
PERFORM, AND THE
WOMEN ARE EVEN
FILTHIER THAN THE MEN
AND THEY FEEL LIKE
THEY HAVE TO BE THAT
WAY AND IN ORDER TO
BE EQUAL. BUT I'D
NEVER, AND I NEVER
WANTED TO BE EQUAL TO
A MAN.
>>ARTHELENE: AND I
WANT SO LITTLE ON TV
BUT THE NEWS, AND
SOME OF THIS IS SO
FILTHY AND YOU JUST
SEE THE VIDEO CLIPS.
I HAVE A FEELING,
THAT EVEN A
NON-CHRISTIANS AND
THEY MIGHT SHARE THIS
WITH ME AS A
CHRISTIAN, AND I
HATE THE BATHROOM
HUMOR, AND I HATE
THE *** HUMOR.
THIS IS JUST NOT
FUNNY.
>>GUEST: AND YOU DO
NOT HAVE TO DO THAT,
AND I AM ONE OF TAMPA
BAY'S FUNNIEST
E-MAILS, AND YOU
WOULD BE SURPRISED,
AND EVEN AT A
CHURCH, THEY WANTED
TO BE CLEAN AND THIS
IS WHAT WE DO OF
COURSE, BUT IN THE
CLUBS THEY THINK YOU
WILL BE FILTHY, AND
YOU ARE BEHIND
SOMEONE WHO WAS
FILTHY, AND THE
HEADLINER, IS
USUALLY FILTHY AND
THEN YOU ARE CLEAN.
AND THERE WILL PEOPLE
THAT WILL SAY, AND
WE THANK YOU SO MUCH,
IT WAS SO
REFRESHING. AND THEN
I HAVE THE CLOSET
CHRISTIANS, AND THEY
WILL SAY I AM A
CHRISTIAN TOO.
[SPEAKING ABOVE A WHISPER]
---
LIKE THIS IS A BAD
THING AND WE MUST STAND
UP FOR HIM.
>>ARTHELENE: AND IS
THERE ONE IN TAMPA
BAY?
>>GUEST: AND THERE
ARE SOME COMEDY CLUBS
AROUND, AND WHEN GOD
HAS A PLAN FOR YOU,
AND YOU NEED TO LET
GOD DO IT, AND I AM
IN FRONT OF THE
PEOPLE, AND WERE I
PERFORM, AND I'M
WORKING AROUND THE
SOUTHEAST IN
TENNESSEE AND NORTH
CAROLINA. AND I WAS
BORN AND RAISED IN
FLORIDA. AND GOD
TELLS ME I AM READY.
AND I THINK AM NOT
READY.
>>ARTHELENE: BUT IF
THERE WOULD BE ANY
PLACE, THAT COULD BE
A SHOT OF
RIGHTEOUSNESS AND
THAT WOULD BE THOSE
PLACES.
>>GUEST: AND YOU
KNOW, AND THE
WAITRESSES WILL PRAY
WITH ME IN THE
BATHROOM, AND THERE
IS SUCH A NEED AND
THERE IS A CALLING.
AND WE ARE CALLED TO
BE MISSIONARIES AND
WE DON'T HAVE TO GO
ACROSS THE COUNTRY
BUT MAYBE ACROSS THE
STREET AND GOD IS
NEEDED EVERYWHERE.
>>ARTHELENE: AND IS
IT HARD WITH A TOUGH
AUDIENCE? AND THEY
DON'T LAUGH? AND I
THINK THAT WOULD BE
VERY DIFFICULT.
>>GUEST: THANK YOU
FOR BRINGING THAT UP.
AND I'VE BEEN VERY
BLESSED, AND THEY
HAVE BEEN SOMETIMES,
AND THE AUDIENCE WILL
BE QUIET AND YOU WILL
SAY A JOKE AND YOU
SAID IT 100 TIMES AND
THESE PEOPLE ARE LIKE
WHAT? AND LOOKOUT?
AND YOU JUST KEEP
GOING AND YOU DO IT.
AND YOU KNOW, AND I
KNOW THIS IS WHERE I
AM SUPPOSED TO BE.
>>ARTHELENE: AND
I'VE DONE ENOUGH
SPEAKING, AND WHEN
YOU HAVE A CROWD AND
YOU CAN TELL IF THEY
LIKE IT OR NOT.
>>GUEST: AND YES,
THERE ARE TIMES, AND
I CAN BE THERE FOR
ABOUT 30 OR 45
MINUTES, AND
SOMETIMES IT IS OVER,
AND SOMETIMES, I AM
BEGINNING TO WONDER
WHEN THIS IS GOING TO
BE OVER.
>>ARTHELENE: THAT
WOULD BE A LONG TIME.
>>GUEST: DO YOU WRITE
IT ALL DOWN?
>>GUEST: AND YES, I
WRITE IT DOWN AND
MEMORIZE IT.
>>ARTHELENE: AND DO
YOU HAVE A PROMPTER?
>>GUEST: AND THAT
WOULD BE NICE BUT NO.
AND NONE OF THAT.
AND I AM SO THRILLED,
THAT GOD..
>>ARTHELENE: I AM
THRILLED FOR YOU.
>>GUEST: THIS IS
CRAZY.
>>ARTHELENE: THIS IS
A GOOD PLACE IN LIFE
FOR THIS TO HAPPEN,
AND I THINK AND WHEN
YOU GET TO A CERTAIN
MATURITY.
>>GUEST: I LIKE THE
WAY YOU SAID THAT
MATURITY. YES I WANT
TO BE LIKE YOU.
>>ARTHELENE: AND YOU
CAN SEE THE HAND OF
GOD AND DO YOU LOVE IT?
>>GUEST: I LOVE IT.
AND I LOVE IT, I'M
VERY EXCITED, AND I'M
MORE EXCITED ABOUT
THE H2O HUMOR, AND
THIS IS OUR MINISTRY
OUTREACH. AND WE GO
INTO THE CHURCHES,
AND THESE ARE
NATIONALLY TRAINED
COMEDIANS, AND IT IS
DIFFERENT AND WE ARE
CHRISTIAN COMEDIANS,
AND IN THE COMEDY
CLUBS, AND IN THOSE
SETTINGS, AND YOU
MUST DO JOKES LIKE
THIS, TO MAINTAIN
ATTENTION, AND WHEN
WE TAKE THAT QUICK
MENTALITY, TO A
CHURCH SETTING, THEY
ARE BLOWN AWAY. AND
THEY ARE NOT USED TO
THAT, AND WE HAVE
THE COMICS THAT ARE
DOING IT. AND MY
DAUGHTER SINGS THE
WORSHIP OCCASIONALLY.
AND MY HUSBAND DID
A FULL SET, AND
THIS IS LIKE A
FAMILY SHOW.
>>ARTHELENE: AND YOU
PROBABLY HAVE MAYBE
ONE DOZEN GOOD
ROUTINES, AND YES
THAT YOU DO. AND
WHAT WOULD BE YOUR
SUBJECTS, AND I KNOW
YOU HAVE YOUR
MARRIAGE AND THAT IS
FINE, AND IF YOU ARE
NOT MEAN, AND
MARRIAGE CAN BE
FUNNY.
>>GUEST: AND YOU DO
NEED TO LAUGH, AND
YOU DO, AND YOU NEED
TO LEARN TO LAUGH,
AND BE LIGHTHEARTED.
AND MY GRANDKIDS, AND
MY WORK, AND THE FACT
THAT MY NAME IS
WANITA LOLITA, AND I
HAVE WANITA
LOLITA-MILLS AND THAT
IS MY FULL NAME, AND
MY FATHER WAS A
HILLBILLY AND MY
MOTHER WAS FROM
PUERTO RICO.
>> ARTHELENE: AND I'M SURE
YOU HAVE SOMETHING
ABOUT RAISING
CHILDREN?
>>GUEST: AND
GRANDBABIES AND
AGING. THAT IS
ALWAYS FUN.
>>ARTHELENE: AND WHEN
IT COMES TO THE
COMEDY CLUB AND WHAT
WOULD BE THE AVERAGE
AGE FOR THE
COMEDIANS?
>>GUEST: AND FOR THE
ONES LIKE THE
HEADLINERS, AND THEY
ARE USUALLY IN THEIR
30S, AND MAYBE 40S.
AND SOME HAVE BEEN
DOING IT LONGER THAN
THAT. AND FOR ME TO
BE UP AND COMING,
AND TO BE, AND TO BE
SO OLD. AND THIS
DEFINITELY IS, IT IS
AMAZING.
>>ARTHELENE: AND I'M
SURE THAT YOU WORK
ALONGSIDE AND SOME OF
THE ROUTINES, AND YOU
COULD NOT DO IT IN
CHURCH.
>>GUEST: IT IS VERY
RARE IN A CLUB
SETTING, THAT I WILL
PERFORM WITH A CLEAN
HEADLINER.
>>ARTHELENE: AND THIS
IS WHAT I WANTED TO
BRING UP AND WE HAVE
A FEW MOMENTS LEFT.
AND WHAT KIND OF
CONVERSATIONS DO YOU
HAVE WITH THEM?
>>GUEST: YOU KNOW, I
THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE
SO FUNNY FOR THE
AUDIENCE AND FOR
THEM, BUT I REALIZE
NOW, THIS IS FOR THE
OTHER COMEDIANS, AND
THEY WANT TO KNOW HOW
I DO IT, AND AFTER A
FEW YEARS, AND I AM
GOING OVER THE
COUNTRY. AND THIS IS
NOT WHAT YOU KNOW BUT
WHO YOU KNOW, AND I
HIM IN FRONT OF THE
ONES I NEED TO BE.
AND THEY KNOW I AM A
CHRISTIAN. AND I
SELL CHRISTIAN
T-SHIRTS AT MY SHOWS,
AND THEY WILL HAVE
THE CROSS AND THE
MICROPHONE AND I SELL
THEM AND THEY SAY
STAND UP FOR HIM.
>>ARTHELENE: THEY
WILL PURCHASE THEM?
>>GUEST: AND YES THEY
PURCHASE THEM AND
WHEN I SAY AT THE END
OF MY SET, AND I SAY
MAYBE YOU DID NOT
REALIZE, I DO MY
COMEDY FOR A
DIFFERENT REASON TO
STAND UP FOR HIM,
AND HIM GOT I TRUST.
IT IS AWESOME.
>>ARTHELENE: AND
THIS IS REALLY
THRILLING TO ME,
THEN TO SEE THAT GOD
HAS HIS PEOPLE WHERE
HE WANTS THEM AND
EVERYWHERE. AND I
MEAN AROUND THE WORLD
AND HE DOES WELL AND
WHERE TO PLACE THEM
AND I PRAY THE LORD
WOULD OPEN THE DOORS
FOR YOU AND HE WILL
GIVE YOU FUNNY STUFF.
AND DO YOU FEEL LIKE
THE WELL IS GOING TO
GO DRY?
>>GUEST: AND
SOMETIMES I DO.
>>ARTHELENE: BUT THAT
WOULD BE THE CREATIVE
PERSON IN YOU.
>>GUEST: AND ONE LADY
KEEPS ME IN HER
PRAYERS, AND SHE
PRAYS FOR ME, THAT I
WILL HAVE MORE JOKES.
>>ARTHELENE: AND THAT
IS A GOOD PRAYER.
ALL RIGHT, AND WE
HAVE HAD A MISSIONARY
TO THE COMEDY CLUBS
AND THAT'S GREAT AND
WE'RE OUT OF TIME,
AND PLEASE STAY WITH
ME, AND BECAUSE I
HAVE GOT SOME THINGS
TO SAY BEFORE WE LEAVE AND I
WANT TO HAVE YOU
STAY WITH ME.
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ARTHELENE WOULD
LIKE YOU TO KEEP THE
FOLLOWING INFORMATION
HANDY.
CONTACT THE MINISTRY
AND WRITE TO THE PO
BOX YOU SEE ON YOUR
SCREEN.
YOU COULD GO TO THE
WEBSITE YOU NOW SEE
ON YOUR SCREEN FOR
MORE DETAILS.
AND REMEMBER WE LOVE
TO HEAR FROM OUR
VIEWERS
AND WE THANK YOU FOR
YOUR SUPPORT.
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OKAY, I WANT TO
REMIND YOU AGAIN OF
THE BEAUTIFUL PEARL
BRACELET THAT WE
OFFER YOU AND WITH
THE SIDEWAYS CROSS,
AND YOU CAN WRITE TO
ME AT MY HOMEKEEPERS
PO BOX THAT YOU SEE
ON THE SCREEN, AND
YOU CAN ALSO CALL ME
AT THE TELEPHONE
NUMBER YOU SEE ON
YOUR SCREEN. AND WE
WILL BE GLAD TO GET
THIS OUT TO
YOU AND TAKE
ADVANTAGE OF THIS
BECAUSE WE GOT SOME
MORE, AND MAYBE YOU
NOTICE THE AMERICANS
ARE GEARING UP FOR
THE NEXT ELECTION, AS
WE WATCH OUR
PRESIDENT STAND ON
THE CAPITAL GIVING
HIS ADDRESS, THERE IS
ALREADY A BUZZ ABOUT
WHO MIGHT BE THE NEXT
CANDIDATE, AS WE MAKE
THIS PROGRAM AND IN MY
COUNTY WE ARE PREPARING
FOR ANOTHER ELECTION
TO FILL THE SEAT OF
THE REPRESENTATIVE
WHO PASSED AWAY A FEW
MONTHS AGO, AND AS
YOU MIGHT IMAGINE,
AND WE ARE BOMBARDED
WITH POLITICAL ADS
AND PRAISING AND
PUMMELING THE
CANDIDATES, IT IS SO
HARD TO AVOID THIS
AND WE SHOULD GO
AHEAD AND BE
INVOLVED, AND TO THE
POINT AND WERE YOU
KNOW THE CANDIDATES
WILL STAND. AND THE
BIBLE SAYS IN
PROVERBS, WHEN
THE RIGHTEOUS ARE IN
AUTHORITY, THE PEOPLE
WILL REJOICE, AND
WHEN THE WICKED MAN
RULES, THE PEOPLE
WILL GROWN.
AND WE ARE SO
BLESSED TO LIVE IN A
NATION THAT ALLOWS
EVERYONE OF OUR
VOICES TO BE HEARD AT
THE BALLOT BOX. AND
IT IS STRUGGLING TO
LEARN THAT THE LARGE
PERCENTAGE AMERICANS
AND THEY DO NOT VOTE,
AND IN MY OPINION,
AND THAT IS DOWNRIGHT
DISGRACEFUL. AND I
ONCE GOT A PHONE CALL
FROM A FAST TALKING
POLITICAL VOLUNTEER,
AND THEY WANTED TO
CONVINCE ME TO VOTE
FOR A CANDIDATE. AND
I INTERRUPTED HER,
AND IT WAS A NONSTOP
BARRAGE, AND I SAID, I
WOULD NEVER SUPPORT
HER BECAUSE OF HER
SUPPORT FOR ABORTION,
AND THEN A YOUNG, A
LOVELY YOUNG MAN, HE
RANG THE DOORBELL,
AND HE WAS
REPRESENTING THE SAME
CANDIDATE.
AND I GAVE HIM THE
SAME MESSAGE, AND IF
WE THINK KILLING
UNBORN BABIES IS
OKAY, AND THEY CAN
NEVER GET MY VOTE.
AND HE WAS STARTLED AND
HE SAID, HAVE A NICE
DAY AND I SAID THE
SAME TO HIM. TO BE
HONEST, I AM FED UP
AND I AM FED UP AND
ABOUT 55 MILLION
AMERICANS HAVE BEEN
ABORTED SINCE ROE V WADE
IT BECAME THE LAW,
AND I'M FED UP, THAT
MARIJUANA IS SO
ACCEPTABLE, AND AMONG
THE OTHER PROBLEMS,
THIS IS GOING TO ADD
YOU TO OUR DOWNWARD
SPIRAL OF THE
EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM,
AND I'M FED UP AND
CITIZENS IN MANY OF
OUR STATES, AND THEY
HAVE SAID NO TO
SAME-SEX MARRIAGE,
AND THEY HAVE THEIR
VOTES OVERTURNED, BY
A JUDGE IN A BLACK
ROBE, AND WHEN JESUS
OBSERVED THE
DEGRADING OF HIS
HOUSE, HE PICKED UP A
WHIP AND WE WERE ONCE
A GOD-FEARING NATION.
AND PERHAPS WE CANNOT
PICK UP A WHIP, BUT
HEAR ME CHRISTIANS,
AND IT IS DEFINITELY
TIME TO PUSH BACK.
AND THINK ABOUT IT,
AND REMEMBER FRIEND,
THERE IS NO HIGHER
CALLING THAN THAT OF
A HOME KEEPER AND GOD
BLESS YOU.
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