Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
Sir, there is a new group threatening to take over Curtin.
This is where they are setting up headquarters.
They go by the name of AniCu.
This is the common room they want to call home.
Fine, that all seems normal. I'll sign off on it now then.
Sir, I don't think you understand. AniCu stands for Anime Curtin.
They gather for the purposes of watching dodgy Japanese cartoons.
If you are a member of AniCu, leave my sight.
This is a national outrage!
There are normal, respectable human beings who want to use that room in peace and this...
...this group march in and think they own the place!
It's not like the cartoons they watch are even worthwhile!
And what the *** are Pocky and Hello Panda snacks anyway?
What kind of imbecile invented those?
Sir, it's a cultural thing, the Japanese are big on them apparently.
The Japanese? Why don't we go and attack the *** Japanese?
Sir, the Japanese are on our side. They are a vital ally in the war.
I don't care. If they are responsible for people like AniCu, I want nothing to do with them!
*** them!
Anybody who doesn't allow others to use the common room on a Tuesday is an enemy of the Germans!
There's a group of four or five, they've made some nice adjustments to the room.
They're respectable people, and quite frankly I approve of their work!
It's a lot funnier than anything AniCu have ever done.
It's not like AniCu invented the jokes about Fendi Liwang.
And the idea to take down most of the posters in the room is just genius.
But even that one wasn't AniCu's work!
They have absolutely nothing going for them, do you hear me?
Nothing at all!
I want them removed from the university and everything they own to be burned!
Push them off the balcony if you need to... anything!
Actually, I'm hungry. If only there were Guild discounts on Pocky.
But there's not!
So I'll go and get some normal food.
Anything to eliminate AniCu!
Get that other group...
And tell them I approve of whatever measures they take!
We are fighting a war here and they must unite as one!
We shall dub them Common Room United.
And it shall be their mission to rid the entire university campus of anything uncool.
And while we're at it, I've never really liked anyone else who uses that room.
The microwave was out of order but they still *** used it!
Don't worry, it's called natural selection.
Make me one promise.
If I lose this war, and Germany gets taken over...
...do not let my country get taken over by this type of people.
Some of what I have done is bad, I know that.
But to allow AniCu to continue functioning at Curtin would be a travesty.
Promise me that. You will stand up for what is right.
You will reclaim the common room, and kill those *** little characters they worship.
It means too much to some good people to allow it to end up like this.
Now do your mission, eliminate AniCu.