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You ever wonder about stuff? Nope, never.
SuperF*ckers!
Ow! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ooh! Hee hee hee.
Ooog! Jack! What on earth are you doing to yourself?!?
Oh, Hey Sunshine! Baby, I think I just invented a new way to get high!
Slamming
your head in a DOOR? Yeah! I call it doing slammers!
Arg! Ho ho ho, I might've actually damaged my brain with that one! *** Yeah Baby!
This is how you spend your time? Are you crazy?!
Like a ***' fox. Slammers are going
to make me rich, beyotch!
Oh really, Jack. How? How are slammers gonna make you rich?
I dunno. OOH! I didn't really think that far ahead. Maybe...selling them? Big money!
Big...big...money. Oh, hey! That reminds me. Can I touch your ***? They're pretty!
Idiot. You disgust me. All you care about is getting high.
That's not true!!! And playing video games?
I care a lot about
all sorts of ***' ***. Hee hee hee hee hee.
What? I was thinking about your *** again. Please
can I touch them? NO!
But I'm your boyfriend!
I don't have time for boys. I need a man. Someone ambitious.
But...But
I invented Slammers! Fool! While SuperDan is missing this could
be your chance to make your move and step up. You could be team leader.
How? Pfff. Talk to me when you grow up little boy!
Bye, bye.
***-a-doodle-do. Girls are so frustrating.
Hiyo Partyfucker! I am Shitstorm!
Oh, hey Shitstorm. Sigh. Meatballs!
Huh? Oh yeah, meatballs.
THIS PARTY ***' SUCKS THE SWEATY SOCKS!
Yeah, it does.
I'm having girl trouble with Sunshine, I guess. I need some dude advice.
ADVICE?! Shitstorm
gonna break it down! (music) Boom, boom, boom, boom. You gots to drop the party bomb! Nuke
the party all night long! Burn it to the ***' ground! Now light your *** on fire now! Boom,
Boom, Boom, Boom!
Yeah...that does sound like awesome advice. But...maybe too awesome.
It might not work in this situation. I probably need advice from some total loser instead.
Hmmmmm.
Grotessa! Maybe you can help me! Nope.
Right, so I'm having female trouble. Imagine the odds.
Anyhow, if you were a female what advice do you think you'd give me?
If? Ow!
You brainless ***! Well, how was I supposed to know you're a
chick? You barely have ***. Org!
***! Fine, then I'll never talk to you again!
Oh, ***! You were supposed to give me advice, not throw
*** at me, you stupid ***.
You want some advice bro?
Yes! Duh! Step one, be a MAN. Step two, lose the pansy-***
face flower. Huh?
Shiiiiit. What are you talking about?
Oh! That's it!
Yo, Princess.
Jack Krak is back and better ever. Boom! I did what you said, baby.
I manned up. Then you have a real plan for how to become
team leader? Oh Jack! I love you! So what is it? What's the plan?
Check it out.
Jack Krak grew a motherfucken mustache! That's leadership baby. That's ambition. It wasn't
easy either. Not even SuperDan has a mustache like this, beyotch. Blammo!
Grrrr. What? Don't make that face. It's ooogly.
Good.
Have fun with your new facial hair, little boy!
Wait, I'm supposed to touch your *** now. That's the plan!
Hangover! Jack Krak is the ***!