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-Turn around on the other street.
She's on her phone with her head down.
Be, like, bam-- what's up?
-Bam!
-Oh!
-What's up?
How are you?
Give me 30 seconds for me to make you fall in love with me.
-Be serious because if you could pull the number from scaring
her, that's epic.
-What is your number?
-2-1-3.
-2-1-3.
-He got it.
-Yes.
Oh, my gosh.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
-What should I say?
Opener?
Opener?
-Wuzzup.
Say wuzzup, like, for a really long time.
-Like, drag it out.
-Wuzzup.
-Hi.
What's up?
-Keep doing it.
Do it with me.
-[INAUDIBLE] and keep doing it.
-What's-- wuzzup.
-Yeah, say you are one really hot dork.
-Yeah.
-You are a very hot dork.
-Just start dancing and back your *** up into her.
-Actually, no, no, no.
You-- and then you just started backing like that.
That's how you dance.
Here, watch.
Do you want to go on a date sometime?
-Say my breath is hummin' right now.
Smell it.
Tell me if it smells like ***.
-Smell my breath-- my breath.
Here, can you smell my breath?
Can you?
-No, I can't smell it.
-Get really [INAUDIBLE].
-Get in there.
Get really close.
-Closer.
-No.
-No?
It's good?
-Yeah, yeah.
What are you doing?
-No, sorry.
I'm a silly guy.
I'm a really silly guy.
-Yeah.
-God.
-Here, dude.
Do it one more time and then kiss her on the nose.
-Can you smell my breath one more time?
Okay, what is it?
-6-1-6.
-6-1-6.
-I feel so bad.
She's so nice.
-Oh, man.
That was weird as ***.
Dude, that was the weirdest thing
I think I've ever done, like, ever.
-Lay down with this girl behind you.
Lay down with her.
-Yeah, yeah.
-This is the first-- hello.
-What's going on?
-Say there no room anywhere else.
-There's literally no room anywhere else so I was, like,
you know, I'm just going to chill here and--
-Chill here and have class?
-Yeah.
What are you up to?
-We can scissor.
I totally have a ***.
-We could scissors if you--
-No, I'm quite happy laying right here.
-Put your legs and arms up in the air like a cockroach.
There's, like, a cockroach on your arms and leg.
-No, no, no.
Don't say that.
No, you do it.
-Is there really?
-No, I just lied.
-That was mean.
-I totally made that up.
-Put your legs and arms up in the air like a cockroach.
-What?
What is that?
-Stretch.
Try it.
-Let's play a game, who can hold it the longest.
-Let's see who can hold it the longest.
I'm afraid if I sit like this, somebody's
just going *** me up the ***.
Someone's just going-- Some naked guy's going to be running
and he's just going to fall into my ***.
[INAUDIBLE]
-Is that what happens at USC?
I feel like it does.
-This girl, right here in the white with two shirts.
Do the "Gangnam Style."
-I want to teach you a dance move.
-Okay.
-Whoop and *** star.
-Have you ever heard of "Gangnam Style?"
-No.
-All right.
So you put your hands like this.
-Because I do, like, ballroom.
-[INAUDIBLE] whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.
-Oh, that's perfect.
It's exactly like ballroom.
-Okay.
-So you go oomp, oomp, oomp, oomp.
Go ahead.
-How do you do the sound?
-Oomp.
-Oh.
-Okay, what is it, Marissa?
-It's 8-1-8.
-8-1-8.
High five.
Hi, you know I had meet you.
-You should be, like, you ever hear the saying,
two in the pink, one in the stink?
I'm about to *** that five in the stink.
-Have you ever heard of, you know,
two in the pink, one in the stink?
-No.
-Really?
It's, like, five in the stink and I
was going to see if you were down for that.
-Eww.
-Ask her to smell your fingers though.
-Why don't you just smell this?
-No!
-If you like it, then you'll know that is meant to be.
-No.
Ew.
-Here, just--
-No.
-All right.
You keep sniffing it and you sniff it yourself
like you like it.
-That's what I'm saying, like, if you
want to get into what I'm into, you're
going to have to enjoy this, like-- This is college.
It's all about experimenting and *** around on guys.
-Look, okay.
Fine, *** it, Lion King.
-Fine, *** it.
All right, Lion King.
[SINGING - THE LION KING, "CIRCLE OF LIFE"]
[SINGING - THE LION KING, "CIRCLE OF LIFE"]
[SINGING - THE LION KING, "CIRCLE OF LIFE"]
-You know what I'm talking about.
[SINGING - THE LION KING, "CIRCLE OF LIFE"]
-Sing a similar Lion King.
[SINGING - THE LION KING, "CIRCLE OF LIFE"]
[SINGING - THE LION KING, "CIRCLE OF LIFE"]
[SINGING - THE LION KING, "CIRCLE OF LIFE"]
[SINGING - THE LION KING, "CIRCLE OF LIFE"]
-Just try and get her number.
-What is your number?
-9-4-9.
-9-4-9.
-Bam!
-Oh!
-Your boyfriend probably has a tiny ***.
-Your boyfriend probably has a tiny ***.
-Do you shave your ***?
-Do you shave your ***?
All right.
You have a wonderful ***.