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I'm in West Virginia on a fishing trip with the mountaineer's biggest fan DooDah. DooDah
braggingly says to me, Alabama Tom we have the best fishing lake in America right here
in Morgantown, West Virginia. I said jokingly well whoopee DooDah. DooDah says that's not
funny Alabama Tom. I said I can't help it; only a hillbilly can come up with a name like DooDah.
DooDah says well I'll show you funny
Alabama Tom when I out fish you. After getting out on the lake, DooDah hooked a huge fish, which proceeded to pull him overboard, where
he drowned a horrible watery death. I was wondering how am I gonna tell his wife.
When I got to her house I thought long and hard, but just couldn't think of the right words.
Finally, I took a deep breath and knocked on her door. DooDah's wife opened the door and for some reason
I started singing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"
HA HA ROLL TIDE ROLL YOU MOUNTAINEERS!!