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Attention. Due to an incident,
access to the third floor corridor of the left wing is prohibited for an undetermined time.
Other messages will follow.
Welcome to the STM
Now
in a few moments, you will pass through these doors
and get into the subway
Although, before entering, you will each be assigned a metro station.
The lines are the Orange Line,
the Yellow line,
there's the Blue line
and the Green Line...
All along your ride,
the hobos in the metro
will be like a second family
At the second day of each month, we'll give you points.
But, if you leave your toad unattended,
then you'll lose points.
TREVOR!
You little retard, listen when I speak!
Sorry...
The sorting ceremony will soon begin,
prepare yourselves!
It's true then!
What they've been saying in the train
Harry Potter takes the subway
Who is Harry Potter?
My name's Malfoy
Mado Malfoy
So my name makes you laugh?
No need to ask yours
You don't have your big glasses nor your crazy hair butÉ
I recognize the voice of Xavier Dolan!
I admit that an artist can seem pretty cool
but you know the saying: Lots of culture, no future...
Come with us on Sainte-Catherine
We're gonna have fun
No thank you, too much parades on Ste-Catherine
All right, we're waiting for you
Follow me
The ceiling looks like a sky full of stars
in fact, the STM has been renovating for months!
no need to tell you, the STM pisses me off!
There, just wait here please.
Good
When I call your name
You'll come forth
I shall place the OPUS hat on your head
and you'll be sorted into your stations
Hermione Granger
Oh no. Okay. Relax.
Damn, her reaction was not synced at all
AaaahÉ Right then...
HmmmÉ Right!
OkayÉ
HENRI-BOURASSA!
Mado Malfoy
Go big girl!
BEAUDRY!
Beaudry goes directly into the gay village!
Little Fat Ginger!
At LONGUEUIL!
(Longueuil is so coolÉ)
Xavier Dolan
Ah! Another young show off.
I know just what to do with you!
MONT-ROYAL!
Harry Potter
(I still don't know who Harry Potter is!!!)
HmmmÉ DifficultÉ Very difficult...
Plenty of hobos I see, not very clean either
and a UniversityÉ oh yes...
That's a good station.
But where to put you?
Not Guy-Concordia, not Guy-Concordia
Not Guy-Concordia, Eh?
Are you sure?
You could like that you know?
It's right next to a Starbucks
and everybody likes a little coffee before going to work
there's no doubt about that.
No?
Please, anything but Guy-Concordia!
Since you're sureÉ Better beÉ
BERRI-UQËM!
The dude with the scar!
Congratulations! I'm Jo‘l Legendre, Prefect!
Why is Dumbledore winking at you Harry?