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Morning Dad. Hello daughter. Can I get you anything?
Got enough water? Clean socks? Crosswords? My cup runneth over. Just text me if you
need anything. And you do not have permission to summon your vile lord, okay?
You're the boss.
Fellows. No more grab-assing. Begin!
Hhhhh, hhhnnn, nnnnneehhh... That's it. Good.
Beth, we've got a distress call! To the HellaFlaptor! Aw man, my head is killing me today.
Hey, let's take the Hideout this time! Woah, yeah dude! We never do that!
Um... you two are getting pretty chummy, I gather? Why don't you guys go French each
other in the brunch nook? This is seriously like the billionth time you've Frenched. It is?
When did this start? Suck it up Tezuka. You had your shot with him.
What? Bloor ship in visual range! I'm establishing contact... weird! My screen looks
different. Danny, did you change the layout--AHH! What WHAT?? Is there a bee on me?
Your eyes! All they had at the dispensary were
Goat eyes. Hey just because you didn't get eyeball mites doesn't mean you're better
than me.
(slurping) All hail Lord BloorBloor!
Bravest Warriors.
Big ups for answering our call. This afternoon, our humongous fleet of kill cruisers... uh,
broke. They're all broken. An entire fleet stranded, Lord BloorBloor?
I find that hard to swallow. How do we know this isn't a trap?
Ow! This headache... Oh, I promise. Not a trap. For realsies. We're not falling
for this crap again BloorBloor! You can push your fleet right on up inside your behind,
and just hold it there while you THINK about what you've done!! Lieutenant Vasquez you
will cease this behavior at once! Lieutenant Vas--?? In my ready room! Now!
Stupid Kirkman I'll kill him for this he thinks he's fancy with those fancy gloves... What?
Danny when did you? Wait? Do you have a problem, Summer Intern Tezuka? Summer what?
Don't you guys see this? Everything keeps changing.
First you and Chris were Frenching, then Danny had goat eyes. Chris is bald and acting bonkers...
First Officer Kirkman has always acted in accordance with Warship protocol.
What? Wallow--? (slurping) What? I'm just nursing my big
old beer. Like always. I had to put Kirkman out the
airlock for moop violations. Full of pepper, that one.
WHAT?!? You murdered Chris? You guys what's going on?
Officer Vasquez! Control your ladyfriend! This bridge is NO PLACE for a woman.
Yes Commander! Excuse me? I demand-- You are in a position to demand nothing, Kitchen *** Tezuka.
Do not make me regret the day I purchased you from Wenches 'n Things.
Beth-- honey! Get a hold of yourself!
Holy crap! You know I love you, but now is not the time for one of your hysterical
meltdowns! Don't you care that Chris is dead??
Everything keeps changing around me! What keeps changing?
It's happening faster now! What is?! You're not making any sense!
Chris, I couldn't save you! I'm sorry! You can't be dead! You can't be dead!
Aaagh! Incoming priority transmission from Lord Catbug!
Lord Catbug? Attention Bravest Destroyers! All Hail Lord Catbug!
You're monsters! All of you are monsters!
What?? Someone throw that noisy thing out the airlock.
Wait! You can't-- Nope, out the airlock.
But I-- You've failed me for the last time,
Pleasure Clone Tezuka! No! You can't! Now, where's my big old beer?
beer? There you are, yyyes. No, stop! This has to be a dream! Or I’m
This has to be a dream! Or I'm stuck inside a Holo-John illusion, or it's an alien mind implant--
This can't be real! This can't be hap--
Beth? Tezuka? Can you hear us? You're freaking me out! She's phasing back into sync with us.
Is she all gonna come back at once, or just different parts of her? Chris, she's returning to our dimension...
Beth? Beth! I've got you! You're going
to be okay! Chris! You're alive! I thought I'd lost you! You must have met another
version of me from an alternate universe! You were bouncing around parallel dimensions
like a pinball! Everybody was acting insane. And you and Plum...
You're back where you belong now, Beth. When you started dimension bouncing we detected
an energy field coming from your Dad's little cage. We found this.
I've seen this before... Your dad disguised the machine as a pair of highly realistic
underwear to smuggle it out of the See-Through Zone.
Ewww! We think he might have used the device to send us that monster door. Beth, the
field this thing generates is directly linked to your brainwave patterns...
Alright my child. One more time. Nnnnnneeh, Nnnnyeeehhhhnm...
Nnnnnnever doubt thhhe Worrrm.
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