El Príncipe Joanthedark - Episodio i

JoanTheDark Presents The Prince JoanTheDark: EPISODE I Previously on The Prince JoanTheDark *Glass breaking* Gee, they almost caught me. Ouch! What the hell? OUCH! AHHhhhhhhh *Splat* Narrator: Well, that concludes the story of our brave Prince Who failed trying to escape YouTube's palace. He used all his strengths and fought bravely, but his efforts weren't enough. END. Wait a minute, this shouldn't end this way, right? I think something went wrong. What do you say if we give a little help to our Prince? *Rewind time* *Glass breaking* Gee, they almost caught me. AHA!, I got you, die! *Splat* Another one? They are very annoying lately. Guard: You are going to die damned impostor! Gee, I'm so scared *sarcasm* *Splat* I better escape, I will soon obtain my vengeance For now it's not possible because The Prince JoanTheDark series Would be too short and we don't want a dissapointed audience. Guard 1: Get back here you son of a *** of a botch! Guard 2: I got him! Here I go! AHHHHhhhh! Let me tell you something guys: *Cocky* HahahahahaahahHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH Oops (ouch), I shouldn't have done that (OUCH!) *Splat* *Splat* That's what happens for mocking them, incredible. That was without a doubt a life lesson. Damn I'm better than Morpheus! (From Matrix) I can see the pier from here. I better take a boat and leave YouTube for a while. Well, time to "magically" recover my health. *Recovers Health* Guard 1: You will pay for all the Guards you've killed! Since he has 2 life bottles he must be the boss. Guard 2: Damn you! You killed him! We were playing Xbox 360 Ouch! Weird that you guys didn't got the Red Ring of Death. Guard 2: You will pay for your insolenc- Scorn. Guard 3: Free ***! Really?! Jumping I go! Guard 3: We got him! Noooooooooooooooooooooo *Gets beaten* Narrator: Yes, just like you imagined, We will give him a little more help. *Rewind Time* Guard 1: You will pay for all th- SILENCE! Guard 1: Damn you coward don't run! What?! You called me a coward?!! Come here sucker. Hahahaha you fell for it! Guard 1: Noooo come back! Goodbye Guard 1: Nooooo he's escaping I better throw him the Xbox 360 with RROD *Explodes* Guard 1: Damn, my plan didn't work... Guard 1: What do we tell the Prince now? If we tell him the impostor escaped he's going to rip us apart! Guard 2: He doesn't need to know we failed... This waters are very dangerous, I don't think he'll survive. *Censored* Enough with the deaths already! The Prince leaves YouTube on a Merchant Ship. It's been a rough day for him. Not even in his dreams can get away of the ugly truth... Nikolas606: *** him, *** him! Princess: It's just a poor man who crap his pants. Nikolas606: Guards, *** him, *** him! ?????: Wake up since here comes a *** storm!