JoanTheDark Presents
The Prince JoanTheDark: EPISODE I
Previously on The Prince JoanTheDark
*Glass breaking* Gee, they almost caught me.
Ouch! What the hell? OUCH! AHHhhhhhhh *Splat*
Narrator: Well, that concludes the story of our brave Prince
Who failed trying to escape YouTube's palace.
He used all his strengths and fought bravely, but his efforts weren't enough. END.
Wait a minute, this shouldn't end this way, right?
I think something went wrong.
What do you say if we give a little help to our Prince?
*Rewind time*
*Glass breaking* Gee, they almost caught me.
AHA!, I got you, die!
*Splat*
Another one? They are very annoying lately.
Guard: You are going to die damned impostor!
Gee, I'm so scared *sarcasm*
*Splat*
I better escape, I will soon obtain my vengeance
For now it's not possible because The Prince JoanTheDark series
Would be too short and we don't want a dissapointed audience.
Guard 1: Get back here you son of a bitch of a botch!
Guard 2: I got him! Here I go! AHHHHhhhh!
Let me tell you something guys:
*Cocky* HahahahahaahahHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Oops (ouch), I shouldn't have done that (OUCH!)
*Splat*
*Splat*
That's what happens for mocking them, incredible.
That was without a doubt a life lesson.
Damn I'm better than Morpheus! (From Matrix)
I can see the pier from here.
I better take a boat and leave YouTube for a while.
Well, time to "magically" recover my health.
*Recovers Health*
Guard 1: You will pay for all the Guards you've killed!
Since he has 2 life bottles he must be the boss.
Guard 2: Damn you! You killed him! We were playing Xbox 360
Ouch! Weird that you guys didn't got the Red Ring of Death.
Guard 2: You will pay for your insolenc-
Scorn.
Guard 3: Free sluts!
Really?! Jumping I go!
Guard 3: We got him!
Noooooooooooooooooooooo *Gets beaten*
Narrator: Yes, just like you imagined,
We will give him a little more help.
*Rewind Time*
Guard 1: You will pay for all th-
SILENCE!
Guard 1: Damn you coward don't run!
What?! You called me a coward?!! Come here sucker.
Hahahaha you fell for it!
Guard 1: Noooo come back!
Goodbye
Guard 1: Nooooo he's escaping I better throw him the Xbox 360 with RROD
*Explodes*
Guard 1: Damn, my plan didn't work...
Guard 1: What do we tell the Prince now?
If we tell him the impostor escaped he's going to rip us apart!
Guard 2: He doesn't need to know we failed...
This waters are very dangerous, I don't think he'll survive.
*Censored*
Enough with the deaths already!
The Prince leaves YouTube on a Merchant Ship.
It's been a rough day for him.
Not even in his dreams can get away of the ugly truth...
Nikolas606: Rape him, rape him!
Princess: It's just a poor man who crap his pants.
Nikolas606: Guards, rape him, rape him!
?????: Wake up since here comes a bitchy storm!