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Jerry Seinfeld: My parents just moved to Florida last year.
They didn't want to move to Florida; but they're in their 60s,
and that's the law!
They've got those leisure police.
"Come on, Pop, get the golf clubs, get in the back.
Drop the snow shovel right there."
Talk about the other end of the spectrum;
in driving the old people drive very slow, and they sit very low.
This is their motto. It should be their state flag,
"Drive slow, sit low."
Just a picture of a steering wheel with a hat and two knuckles on it!
Of course, that left turn signal on,
from when he left the house that morning.
It's a legal turn in Florida which is known as an "eventual left."
"Sorry, Officer, but I signalled for that in 1979."