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Ahoy, mateys. Welcome to Hilah Cooking. Today, I'm going to show you how to
make a hot buttered rum, which I think maybe was invented in England. I'm
going to pretend like it was invented on a pirate ship because it does
involve rum and butter, which they could have stolen from a French merchant
ship . . . I don't know if they ship butter, and then spices, which they
probably stole from one of the spice island ships, also the sugar, and
water they probably just got from the ocean probably because they're on a
boat. Makes sense to me. Hot buttered rum. There she blows.
The first thing I'm going to do is put an inch-long piece of cinnamon in
the cup and a couple of whole cloves. You could probably just use a
sprinkling of ground cloves. Put in a little bit of boiling water and let
that sit for 5 minutes so it gets permeated with delicious smells. I'm
going to add in a teaspoon of sugar now, as well. Jingle, jingle, jingle.
It's like jingle bells. Let that sit for 5 minutes, and then we'll add
*** and butter.
It's been 5 minutes. . . not really. I'm going to add 2 ounces of rum. I
would like to thank my uncle for leaving this giant bottle of rum at my
house over Thanksgiving. Cheers, Stanley. Then also, just a little bit of
butter; a teaspoon, so 1/3 of the tablespoon mark, and then top that off
with more boiling water. Stir it until the butter melts. It's a drink
that'll give you a heart attack, people. Pirates must have been tough. Oh,
brother. Let's give it a whirl. Smells like ***.
There you have it; it's a hot buttered rum. This might be something you
want serve to someone if you want them to go to sleep within 5 minutes, if
they're being really annoying at your Christmas dinner. Hot buttered rum.
You know what else; we realized that there was a mistake, probably
Facebook's fault, that made it so that only people in the US could see our
Facebook page, which is absurd because we don't judge, we don't
discriminate. We changed it. If you tried to look for it and couldn't find
it, try again, because now it's open to the entire world, even the
universe.
Who would ever put *** butter in an alcoholic drink? What are these
pirates, crazy?