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sitting there in a crowd and everybody is getting used to it
and they go "oh my god, I've *** my pants"
they freak out and get past them and the security guy
the first person can take them off, let him walk off with you
if you know what the sequence is gonna be, if it's real security or whatever
they'll get the second person and put them up here
checking on them, he won't be moving so here comes the paramedics
they come out, and then just take it from there
but we'll just play, we'll be playing the song
there's a song called "Narcolepsy" after it's over
I'll put the keyboard on the floor and put a chair on it so it'll play the "brown note"
and I'll keep going and we're gonna run off stage
and everybody will know ahead of time
yeah, we'll be doing that, so you know it's coming
and as that's going then you can start bringing people out of the audience and bringing them up here
the first one should just go off stage, holding their pants
it would be good if one person that was taken off who has white pants on
and it was brown-white pants, do you have white pants at your place?
I do have white pants
but if you're sitting down the whole time, no one would notice
if you're wearing a coat or jacket, you could be concealing your problem
maybe the third person could be on the floor checking them, and he'll be thinking
"I wonder if this is dangerous"
(cheers), (extremely low note playing)
disgusting...(song starts)