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How do you spell awesome in four letters?
W.O.L.F
I dominate every fairytale I'm in.
I'm on every black and stone washed t-shirt howling at the moon.
And all those dogs you spend hours walking and picking up after, guess who
they're descended from?
That's right, I'm your dog's daddy.
But if i'm such a rockstar, why is congress keen on gutting the laws that keep me
from extinction? Scientists say
my pack is still fragile, but these
politicians don't seem to care much for science.
They want to give people a license to shoot me and my pups down.
So now this lone wolf needs to call on his pack,
Without your help, I don't stand a chance.
So I'll make you a deal, you tell congress
to stop rewriting the rules and I'll continue to be awesome.
Here's how you help, follow me on
twitter
and tell your friends
to join the pack.