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-Oh wait, I have a boyfriend.
I'm not supposed to be talking about this stuff anymore.
-Shhhh.
We won't tell him.
It's just between us.
-It's our little secret.
-Hey, it's Josh, your gay BFF.
And look who's with me.
-Oh, hi.
I'm Matthew Lush, AKA GayGod.
-And we are having a debate about whether or not
it's better for guys to be hairy or hairless.
So I like guys with hair, and Matthew likes guys
without hair.
-How prehistoric of you.
You like cavemen like, raaah.
-Well, kinda.
You know, the reason I'm gay is because I like guys.
-I like feminine guys.
I swear that I was meant to be a lesbian,
because two silky, smooth bodies rubbing.
I'm picturing scissoring right now,
but when two shaved legs touch and they caress, and they're
all moisturized, I just cream.
I came in my pants like three times.
-Really?
Wow.
-Like three times.
-Like three times?
Wow.
-It is so hot.
You don't think that's hot?
-No.
-Have you ever felt a silky, smooth body?
-Yeah.
It was a woman.
-Oh my god.
That's even better.
-What?
-Just kidding.
No, it's better when it's a boy.
-How do you find guys who have shaved legs?
Like, swimmers?
-No, there's a lot of guys that shave.
I shave my legs.
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
I shave everything neck down.
-Why completely remove with all your hair from the neck down?
-I don't know.
I think I've been marketed to by companies.
Like that females are supposed to be sexy, and--
-Yeah?
-I just got really into that, I guess.
-Then why aren't you straight?
-I don't know.
Because baby, I was born this way.
Baby, I was born this way.
-Nice.
I like hair because it's natural, and it is a guy thing.
I like guys.
I like manly men.
-But it'll get stuck in your teeth.
-I'm not gnawing on him necessarily.
I also like a man to be a man.
I don't like women and I don't like children.
-Do you like a bush down there?
Are you saying I like children?
-No, I'm not saying you like women, or children.
-Are you saying that my boyfriend is young?
Because he is.
-He is.
-He's 18.
-But, no, if there's no hair, it reminds
me of a woman or someone under-aged.
I like a man.
-Youth is hot.
Not, underage is not hot.
Wait, this is going to make me look like a ***.
My boyfriend is not silky, smooth.
He's got hair like this.
-But you want him to be.
-I wish.
We would have already had sex by now.
-So, you're not having sex because he's too hairy?
-Do I have to answer this question?
-I think you just did.
OK what about the maintenance?
Like, how long does it take you to shave everything?
-Like 45 minutes.
-And how often do you have to do That
-Every couple of days.
-Ain't nobody got time for that.
Even, like, there, you want to be totally clear?
-Not even a landing strip.
-Let's go back and forth, rapid fire,
about pros for harry versus hairless.
Manly.
-Smooth.
-It is natural.
-Easier to lick.
-It is adult.
-It is youth.
I don't know if we can say that.
-Young adult.
-It's young adult.
Yeah, that's what I meant.
-Like twink.
-Like twinks.
Twinkies.
You guys all love Twinkies.
I know you do.
Where's the cream filling?
Now, that's the stuff.
-I'm gay because I like men, and hairy represents men.
-I just love everything about it.
I can't even do this video anymore.
-Getting hot?
-I'm getting really hot right now.
-Well, I've got hair on my body, so I know I'm safe.
-I'm just thinking of my boyfriend silky smooth right
now.
It's been a while.
It's been a while.
-What do you Think would you vote for hairy or hairless?
Let us know in the comments below whose side you're on.
And also, go check out Matthew's channel,
because we did a debate on being single
versus being in a relationship.
And I totally made myself sound like the biggest *** ever,
but I had to win the argument.
-Because he is.
-And don't forget to subscribe to both of us.
-Yes, because every time you don't subscribe--
-A gay baby turns straight.
-[IN_UNISON] Do it for the gaybies.
-Am I allowed to do that on my channel?
-You can do it.
-Oh, OK.
Gotta protect the gaybies.
-We've gotta spread the gaybies.
-Toodles.
-Toodles.
Poodles.
Shootles all over my face.