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Ooooh yeah
Open up that man-hole
*** yeah
Come and get what daddy's got for you
You want this big *** don't ya
*** yeah
Eat my *** hose
Yeah eat it man ***
Hey you'll never guess but that red Porsche is still parked out in bay 769
I think it's been there since Tuesday. So now it's what?
Three days since it's been there
Oh and I think you're wrong about it belonging to a *** because there is a baby seat in the back
Weird isn't it
There's a baby seat in the back of a Porsche
Ah nuts?
Yeah great
I was in the shower this morning and this dumb song came on the radio
And all day it's been stuck in my head. You know when that happens?
Singing: Every breath you take, every .... (mumbling)
You remember that one?
Singing: Oh can't you see you belong to me...
Singing: How my poor heart aches, with every breath you take
Yeah that's it, you got it. Yeah, great!
Hey you don't want to read that Zolto, you'll go blind
Um,
I was just buying a new pair of speedos, and um, I saw this and thought it was a catalogue
That? Na, that's not a catalogue Zolto. That's a gay magazine
Oh
I think you're right, oh ***. Oh *** I think you're right Brendan. ***
It looks pretty old. Where'd you get it?
I don't know, I um,
I think it was here I guess
Do you wear speedos?
Me
Um, na.
I don't really like them. Can never find any that fit right
I hate the way they kind of, well you know, like ride up your ***
If I was going to go to the beach I'm more into trunks you know?
Yeah, I know what you mean
Plus I'm kind of a big guy, so I want to make sure that everything stays in place
And I reckon that speedos are just too skimpy
Trunks are a bit more comfy and they cut down on the old wobble factor you know
Yeah I get the picture
Yeah
You like swimming?
Swimming?
Yeah you know the speedo's
Oh um,
Yeah actually I'm a great swimmer
No ***
Yeah that's why I wanted to join the Navy
My freestyle is quick
You wanted to join the Navy?
Yeah,
But they said some *** about not being the right fit for their *** service
What do you mean?
Come on Brendan, the Navy is full of *** gaybo sissy faggoty ***, you know what I mean?
What about the Airforce?
Well you've seen top gun. Tom *** Cruise
What about the army?
Do I look like anyone's ***?
Army reserve?
They've got this dumb *** psycho test that you go for
With all these *** trick questions
Problem is, when they asked about hobbbies I didn't say 'I'm a *** ***'
*** Zoltan
What?
Look I think you've got a problem
Yeah
I think you're right
I think it's called Brendon *** Abbott
What?
You know what I mean
Na, not really
Look I think I'm gonna go
It's nearly ten and Jack is gonna come and meet me.
I think I'll wait for him outside
What are you doing with that ***?
What do you think?
Look I'll see you tommorrow Zolto
You'll go when I say you'll go. I'm you're *** supervisor
You've got no pants on
*** Zoltan, what the *** are you doing
Well I think I've got a hold of you
And you aren't going anywhere until I say so... ***
***?
Is that what you called me?
Yeah
You're right Zoltan
You are absolutely right
I'm a *** Zoltan
I'm a gaybo faggotty sissy *** ***, and you know what else?
Na
What else? You tell me
So are you
You're gay Zoltan
You are
Remember when I first met you
In the first 20 minutes you had me on the ground and you pushed my face into your ***
Remember Zoltan?
Hey it's okay to be gay, it's fine, but...
You can't touch me
You can't touch me anymore
Zoltan it's okay
Zoltan it's fine, hey don't worry about it
Hey it's alright. Don't worry about it
It's going to be alright. Don't worry about it
It's going to be okay. It's going to be fine
Are you alright?
Zoltan
Zoltan come on
Jack!
Jack where are you going?
Jack I was just getting ready to leave
Really is that what you were doing?
Because I thought you were kissing that *** meat headed psychopath
No I wasn't
Don't *** lie to me
Do you remember when we talked about you *** other guys
I wasn't *** him
Don't *** *** me
I saw you
I'm sick of this *** ***
Will you just listen
You are obviously finding this really hard so I'll try and make it simple. I'll speak slowly
When we got together we talked about you having sex with other guys. Do you remember?
Will you just *** listen to me
I thought you were different
What the *** does that mean?
Different to what?
But you're all just the same
I'm such an idiot
It's probably what you were doing that night you got bashed in the park
You're just looking for a way out
Is that what you think?
I'm done
*** you