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ANNOUNCER: Today's Vegan News of the Minute! On the heels of the discovery of the Five
Stages of Grief, new research has shown that there are three stages of cheeseless pizza!
The first stage is ridicule. Upon hearing about cheeseless pizza, passersby exclaim
such things as, "No cheese? That's not even pizza!" Other musings include, "I believe
they call that bruschetta. Chortle, chortle." The second stage is curiosity. Those who were
once seen scoffing, now sneak wayward glances for any onlookers, pick up a slice, and enjoy
in the revelry! The third and final stage in cheeseless pizza is that timeless emotion
despair. Grumbles can be heard as he spoons salad onto his plate and proclaims, "No wonder
people think this is all we vegans eat!" This has been your Vegan News of the Minute.