Toilet humour
now the story begins again one day man went to the toilet "uh, hard to poo -ok, one came out" "ouch" "what that noise?" the noise gets loud and...
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Let's play this song about Zsófi, the '86 vintage Ford Transit. This is a very sad story. Bought it for 300 000 HUF (~ 1000 EUR), I was very happy said I will furbish it well...
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起きなさい。幼稚園に遅れるわよ。 眠たい。 おはよう。良く眠れたか？ 早く起きなさい！遅れるでしょう！ 眠たい。もっと寝たいよ！ 毎朝そうやってイライラさせないで。 幼稚園に行きたくない。 早くしてって、いったでしょ。 もっと寝たいよ！ お母さんも仕事に遅れるから。 幼稚園に行きたくない。 毎朝そうやってイライラさせないで。 お父さん！今日私は忙しいから、この子を幼稚園に送って行ってくれる？...
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Ah! My stomach hurts! What in the hell did you put in that chicken soup you made for lunch? It was mushroom soup. Oh. You know I can't eat mushrooms. They make me sick! Whoops! I have to go to...
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When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a boyfriend. When I was 18, I got a boyfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate guy with a zest for life. In college I...
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Here's a fax from Cooter in Orlando who sends me a copy of a story that appeared in the Los Angeles Times, he says. A prestigious uh... prestigious newspaper not the oft-maligned Weekly World...
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You're listening to Tim Bulkeley's 5 minute Bible Humour in the bible Book 3 Leviticus Humour in the Bible is quite often sharp, sarcastic, it's very often like that when...
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Dad our dog is dead and his back legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air? Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the dog straight up to heaven....
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Ship my pants...right here? Ship my pants, you're kidding... You can ship your pants right here. You hear that? I can ship my pants for free. Wow! I just may ship my pants. Yeah ship your...
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He is a bastard, he´s poor enough. He is a wampire, he's a hum, hum, hum, hum He drinks, he eats, he is a Cannibal He is a robot with a gun, gun, gun, gun I know you told me, I should stay...
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