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Dad our dog is dead and his back legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?
Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the dog straight up to heaven.
Gee Dad, that's great.
Dad we almost lost Mom today!
What do you mean, Billie?
Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming
If it hadn't of been for Uncle Jim holding her down, we'd have lost her for sure!