Ok, on the count of three say, "Prom!" One, two- Mr. Derringer,M-Mr. Derringer! Might I remind you that this is a school event! Hands where I can see them! My apologies Lunch Lady...
who gone stop me? cause it sho aint y'all! I was destined to ball and stand above all just the look on my face will make a ***** tuck his chain I was aiming for the waste, but the bullet...
i'm josh with severely outdated information magazine and if you're just joining as we are light outside the hill three reached indian church holding the wedding at trent dot attic...
snoring snoring Ok guys, it's me Pal and I'm going to be a famous singer- you can tell by the autotune. So here's a song I wrote myself it took me a long time to sing I mean it...
GOOD EVENING EVERYONE. MY NAME IS JOE WONG. BUT, TO MOST PEOPLE I AM KNOWN [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] AND THE ANSWER TO MY CREDIT CARD [LAUGHTER] YOU ARE LOOKING AT A SIDE AND I WANT TO REASSURE EVERYBODY...
Steven Spielberg: Well, I was thrilled that Lincoln was a success, and as I was thinking about what to do next, it -- in the middle of the night I woke up and it hit me, Obama. I mean, the...
One resident describes a horrifying experience when she first realized the complex was on fire Well I woke up to go get me a cold pop and I thought somebody was barbecuing. I said, "Oh, Lord...
I'ma blast your brains Talking full-on sex (Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?) I had a cold one time, then I licked myself Why don't y'all just float off, now...
NARRATOR: From the director of all those Russell Crowe movies you never saw. And the writer of LOST’s unsatisfying final episode. Comes a sort-of prequel that doesn’t use the best parts of the Alien...