Here's an idea: You're probably a hipster. Hipsters catch a really bad rap. The word hipster conjures some smug guy or gal; Ray-Bans; scarves; a bike that's hard to ride;...
ś it's my birthday too ś ś [ imitating guitar, drums ] don't do that, okay ? ś hey, jude-- ś just stop it, okay ? I mean, it's really been a shitty birthday for me. No...
God when I text you fucking text me back. Oh, it never sent. I gotta find a charger. Nooooo! What? No I can talk. Don't hate me. The reception sucks. Oh no! Sorry I'm on the phone....
Halfway across the globe, and we're standing on new ground. Screaming across the waves you can't hear a sound. There's no fair trials, no trade, no liberties. No tea!...