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Good morning, John. Do you ever worry that all of the wonderful things that, uh, occupy the space in our lives are built on, uh, human suffering and misery? So a couple of weeks ago, Katherine and I...
Good morning, John. I'm glad that you're enjoying the majestic and exotic Amsterdam so much. But here in Missoula, Montana we have something that I don't think that you have in...
Good morning, John! It is May the sixth, the day after my awesome birthday. Thank you everyone for my awesome birthday. I got a Jayne hat. I also got an anglerfish hat; it's got an anglerfish...
Good morning, John. Thanks for making it animal sex week on a week when I have to write a song. Tragedy of tragedies, I had to write a song about animal sex! Here it goes. [singing] We've been...
Good morning, Hank; it's Friday. I got up around 8:00, went downstairs to pick up the camera, and then the Yeti and I drove east, past the kind of endless corn fields that could make one...
Good morning, Hank, it's Wednesday and this is the beginning of my zombie apocalypse novella: "Pre-zombification, my father was already obsessed with corn. He told me almost every day...
I'm home! Good morning, John, it's January 5th and I'm sitting in my basement back home, surrounded by all the things I love. I love orange juice. I love Mental Floss magazine...

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Good morning Hank, it's Monday, January 8th. Sarah and I are about to drive out of Asheville, on our way to Birmingham, Alabama. I know you're gonna be here soon, but in the meantime I...