One Direction took over the world All the boys and Harry's curly curls And Obama's back, I guess he's a hit! Thank you, US, coz Mitt Romney's a shit. Gangnam Style took...
Here's a tale of Billy Hayes from out near Alice Springs, A wild young ringer in is day who done some crazy things. He'd jumped bulls over fences, raced a colt up Ayers Rock, See, his...
I hate feeling like this I'm so tired of trying to fight this I'm asleep and all I dream of is waking to You Tell me that You will listen You're touch is what i'm...
Yo, yo, you wanna be an accountant? Think it over, It ain't easy, you might need a four leaf clover. If you ain't willing to work hard, then can it - It's the most sought after...
*knock, knock, knock, knock* So where is she? She's in the shower! What do you want? I know about you two. I know what's going on. Oh, yeah? What's going on? You're--...
Imma great rapper My gifts come out great It only takes me two minutes when i masturbate I think i'll do it now, o wait uh too late But seriously I am a really good rapper I come up with my...
Kyuubey, you know what time it is? Magical girls represent! Awww hell yeah, let's go! Down dirty bitches, becoming the witches Grindin up and down cause they grantin all my wishes Bring out...
My Beautiful Punjab The land of Gurus, Saints and Warriors I am proud to be born in this land I am proud to be a Punjabi There were many moments in history Where Punjab had to endure difficulties...
Weather man said it’s gonna snow By now I should be used to the cold Mid-February shouldn’t be so scary It was only December I still remember the presents, the tree, you and me But you went away How...